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TheIndulgery

She just destroyed $18 worth of wine


AskReddit2012

Maybe less if it was Yellow Tail. She was probably just annoyed that they served her a soggy bloomin onion or something. Maybe they forgot the extra side of ranch.


zeke235

I used yellow tail cab in a soup the other day. Didn't want to shell out the extra cash for cooking sherry.


Resource1138

I actually like it, but I can’t tell the difference between it and more expensive wine, except in my wallet.


Ravor9933

Honestly, for most people there isn't that much of a perceived difference in quality between a modest "cheap" wine and the expensive shit. Barefoot Moscato is one of my favorites and it's $20 for a 3 litre box


vlasvilneous

Ohh look at this big spender over here, getting so much wine it comes in its own tote box.


PorkyMcRib

Cardboardeaux


10art1

That's what I was thinking. So much to destroy, and she broke the el cheapo wine and glasses they probably order in bulk. Paying the workers to stay late to clean up will cost more than the actual damage.


squidgod2000

> Paying the workers to stay late to clean up will cost more than the actual damage. Paid? To stay late and clean up? lol.


ilikesaucy

that's 1800$ to customer so 1982$ loss Edit - looks like I'm shit at math!


Aliter0fcola

accurate manager math


SmilinBob82

Yeah my manager once sat me down in the office and tried to get me with this. it was a bottle of cpt Morgan, tried telling me it was like 300$ in loss. Bitch you probably got that bottle for like $9 wholesale.


MoogTheDuck

Math checks out


realsteakbouncer

The most irritating part is her smashing bottles one at a time. Use a sweeping motion and get shit done


DownWithCzarPlz

I've seen this same sort of meticulous insanity before. She was thinking clearly enough to be methodical but is obviously still out of it with no grasp of the big picture.


Dionysusigma

>She was thinking clearly enough to be methodical but is obviously still out of it with no grasp of the big picture. stop describing my boss lol


Jdbern03

She has a bright future as a poltergeist.


Saturn212

All she wanted was a Pepsi.


Chokinghazard331

Just one Pepsi


Batmainer

Far from suicidal


atroposmoirae

And they wouldn’t give it to her?!


BarrySmart

And now she's institutionalized.


Sir_Donkey_Lips

It's great they got this on camera for insurance purposes.


discourse_friendly

Insurance adjustor "do you have this in 4K HD?"


BlueEmber13

“I need to see the sweat beads on her skin to know it’s real, for insurance purposes.”


discourse_friendly

Is that a freckle or wine splatter? I can't fill out this insurance claim with out knowing ...


eggequator

I didn't see a single butthole shot. Claim denied.


cleetus_eastwood

that dude in the background sure tried to get a shot....


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mangz74

Gotta give it to her, nice bod for a 53 year old.


thegpubaron

Just looked it up, she's 53 years old


gonadi

Or a senator


saranam682

Or president.


Doctor_Arkeville

Or a cat.


5nication

Classic Ocala thoroughbred right there.


eeggrroojj

I only know of that place because ADTR is from there.


Woodmechanic30

As someone who spent far too much time in Ocala (4 entire days) that's all it should be remembered for


CCTider

It's actually gorgeous outside of town, in and around the Ocala (I can't remember off it's national or state) forest. The Silver River, in particular, is an amazing paddle. Though there's a lot of gorgeous springs in the area. But other than the woods, it's a nasty fucking meth hole.


HazMat21Fl

I can confirm. I live in the area. Silver Springs is a nice park, the National Forest is a cool area, but horrible place to live. It's a bunch of drug addicts, hooker, and homeless people. I fucking hate it here. I've been trying to save money to get out of this shit hole.


Wrextasy

Me too friend me too. This place is an actual fucking dump... The city doesn’t even look nice, it just looks like slabs of concrete that have been abandoned.


shook_one

Here’s a middle finger coming straight frommm OCA L Aaaaaa


Sad-van-man

Can't read "Ocala" without hearing that in my head. Thanks for affirming


IDontReadThePaper

I was gonna say, they didn't have to put FL in the title - Florida was already implied...


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LugoLove

she looks crazy in her mugshot


Heisenbread77

I caught the crazy part from the video.


No-Loss9423

And a lot bloody older to boot, I thought I was looking at a teen or a college student.


Space_Gypsy_79

I don’t know, she looks happy she finally got a good mug shot.


ChiefBroChill

“...we’ll just leave the clean up for the morning shift” - Night shift


Here-Is-TheEnd

“Dear morning shift, Do take this opportunity and adjourn to elsewhere, whereupon thou may fornicate with ones self vigorously. Sincerely yours, Night manager”


CookBaconNow

Vigorously is the key modifier. Thank you.


PoopyMcButtholes

Idk man I’ve worked both and it’s usually the other way around. I’ve came into several post brunch situations almost every weekend where they just leave a huge mess behind and completely half assed the side work, but god forbid someone on pm who forgets to put away a syrup


_scat

Yah Tru morning shift people tend to be older or parents or something so they bitch hella.


Dontmocme2

She’s not naked, she has flip flops =)


mrsbebe

Gotta protect those feet from all the glass


Beefsupremeninjalo82

But no protection when she flops face down after the tazer


zxc123zxc123

Imagine how nice it would be if we invented some removeable outer fur that can repel the elements, insulate us from heat loss, and offer our hairless skin some sort of protection.


ion070

Yeeee and we could customize the colours to make it more appealing and representative of our personalities and/or social customs! Dude you might be on to something...


imisstheyoop

>Yeeee and we could customize the colours to make it more appealing and representative of our personalities and/or social customs! > >Dude you might be on to something... Holy shit, we could even make it all sort of comfortable fabrics. Some from a plant, some from animals, some from chemicals!


bluesheepreasoning

But wait! What if the outer fur gets penetrated? **We put on another layer of fur.**


Merrick362

You guys are talking crazy. That'll never catch on.


BigAl_79

John McClane could’ve used a pair of flip flops.


ID-10T_Error

shes not totally crazy


emeribeth

Is it wrong of me to be super jealous of her figure?


Wytbwiliis

I'm also jealous.


OrkfaellerX

She's in her 50s. Now you get to be *extra* jealous.


emeribeth

Now I get to go cry in a corner. But at least I won't be tased naked in an Outback!


DatDudefromWI

Like my mom always said, "Wear clean underwear and try to stay in decent shape for your age. You never know when your drug-induced clothes-less rampage may be recorded and posted on 'the front page of the internet.'" I always thought that was so oddly specific until now...


emeribeth

Wow your mom is an oracle!


vzo1281

The day is still young my friend


emeribeth

See, this is the kind of encouragement I'm looking for. 😉


vzo1281

Anytime 😉


RettichDesTodes

Whaaaat. I'd have guessed 20s


bestatbeingmodest

wait what are you serious I mean the video is kinda blurry but I literally thought that this was like a 20-25 year old person lol


ClaudeJRdL

No way! If what she's taking is this effective, I wouldn't care that these were the side-effects either.


FLCLHero

I mean, it’s not all the time people can look good naked, acting like a complete idiot throwing things everywhere.


ElAyYouAreAy

I don't think I've ever seen that happen till this lol


mrsjiggems2

My first thought was man, she looks good doing it though and also, I need to exercise more.


CowboyLaw

Meth will do that.


emeribeth

Dammit, it always comes back to diet, exercise, and meth!


b4Icum

Diet and exercise are optional, meth isn't


mermaidsgrave86

Her toxicology apparently came back clean of any substances other than THC


sjs48

So this is the work of the devil's lettuce


Minkeh

This looks like a severe bipolar manic episode to me. She probably won't even really remember this aside from the footage. I feel bad for her. :( I know someone who did something similar when she had an episode, never knew it could get so bad before that. The police treated her horribly even when told she was mentally unwell and didn't normally act that way.


prw8201

Argyle meth is the way to go.


Malbek604

She looked too healthy to be a meth user, they look like they're falling apart.


b1ack1323

"Nothin but the Birks" would be a great nudist podcast name.


funnyfootboot

And melons


Ekskalibar

You tryin to open the doors of Moria's mines ?


JanuarySoCold

Speak, friend and enter.


southern_boy

This is no mine... it's a ***tomb.*** 🧟‍♀️


WallyLeftshaw

And a bloomin onion


Jaketius

Now I understand how GTA side stories gets inspired


Sodernaut

Just go on a roadtrip to Florida?


Ok_Refrigerator6082

Florida is a hell of a drug


judsonm123

1 week in FL and I start getting mad when gas stations and liquor stores expect me to wear a shirt


SlimyJonson

Not bad for 53yrs old.


bionic_cmdo

That's a 53-year old?? This whole watching I thought she was a 20-something spring breaker gone wild.


SlimyJonson

I can’t confirm personally but that’s what news reported. Also reported that this person was not on any drugs lol


kaytay3000

And she had an incident at Mojo Grill earlier in the day. Wild considering it looks like it’s only mid afternoon based on the sunlight and lack of patrons. If she hadn’t gotten tased, she could have gone for the hat trick and hit up an Applebee’s later.


AngusVanhookHinson

Why fuck up a great day with Applebee's?


kaytay3000

I feel like Applebees is the Florida of chain restaurants.


Milksteak_Sandwich

>Also reported that this person was not on any drugs lol Looks like she probably should be.


microoooooo

I was getting sad thinking the same thing as I was watching. She most definitely has an untreated mental illness and is out of touch with what's happening. It make me sad watching.


jason28

I stopped watching it. I’ve grown soft in my old age.


UTS15

They make pills for that now


BossAvery2

I’ve grown stiff in my old age.


Paceeed

Good for you, just remember: If it lasts longer than four hours, go see your doctor.


mrwhiskey1814

To brag.


WebHead1287

Well shit man she said rare, not medium for her steak! You wouldn't get naked and fuck up the bar if they fucked up your steak!?!?!?!?


SlimyJonson

Gordon Ramsey wouldn’t approve of the food safety but he would approve of the entertainment.


mattxmortigan

Well if not on drugs then she definitely has a serious mental disorder. That’s just sad


saranam682

No way its 53. Unless her drug of choice is formaldehyde. Which it may be.


dawn913

[Here's the article](https://www.outkick.com/naked-florida-woman-goes-nuts-destroys-an-outback-steakhouse-gets-blasted-by-a-taser/)


Blambas

I clicked and then was like "oh crap I fell for it" but uhh actually the article sooo thanks!


Fortherealtalk

Yea she actually does look good haha. Although wow what a case of crazy eyes lol


TRIPITIS

She has an incredible body for 53. Attractive face too. Crazy eyes for sure tho


Moose_Thompson

Her age shows big time in her face but I absolutely thought the same wagging the video.


Jawaka99

https://www.outkick.com/naked-florida-woman-goes-nuts-destroys-an-outback-steakhouse-gets-blasted-by-a-taser/


The_Disapyrimid

from the link-"The Twitter lunatics are mad at the guys recording for not tackling Tina and ending this" fuck that. if i'm making minimum wage at Outback, i'm not doing shit. this is what cops get paid to deal with. the company's insurance will cover any damage.


thesircuddles

I feel like people who say that have an insanely unchecked case of Hero wannabe. In no job that I've ever worked at would I put myself in any danger for it. Why do I give a shit some insane naked lady is destroying alcohol stock? Not in my job description.


ImmutableInscrutable

Seriously. I'd be in my car driving home at about the time that cop dropped her if this happened at my job.


UltravioIence

Hell if anything I'm getting a break now


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flguy82

Some places they’ll fire you if you try to intervene


sacdecorsair

Me shamefully hoping vid quality was better. I guess I'm ok then.


poonDaddy99

Yeah I thought she was young too. I guess people still have phones with those good old potato cams. Either that or reddit cut the quality during upload


Redplushie

Not gonna lie, i based her age on how perky those tits and ass were. I was surprised she was 53. Jesus her face on that article looked bad


kj_eeks

Hey Redplushie, I won’t deny that her ass was firm and she was in fabulous shape, but those tits were fake.


AMothraDayInParadise

Breasts were implants, hands down. There was no sway or jiggle or changing shape when she leaned over etc etc. Too damn perky to be real n


chonk312

Her face looks 53, but her titties don’t look a day over 25.


definitelyTrueStory

Seriously from the video looks like a super hot 25 year old. Then you see the mug shot... but she does look super good for a 53 year old, and my guess is she was quite the looker 20 -30 years ago, and while the hot wore off, apparently the crazy did not.


PrayingPlatypus

The tits didn’t go anywhere champo


MrsSalmalin

Yeah those are definitely fake, haha!


Hodor_The_Half-Wit

Going out on a limb here, but the hot didn't wear off either


PainfulsMattress

Yeah she actually has an exceptional body, I thought she was in her mid twenties.


TractionJackson

They probably get replaced every 10 years.


vshawk2

[WHAT?!?!](https://marionmugshots.com/arrested/tina-kindred-of/)


conradical30

NOT BAD FOR 53YRS OLD.


OliveBoobs

Yes, but she does look 53. Her body however, looks a lot younger.


aFiachra

[Link](https://meaww.com/who-is-tina-kindred-naked-florida-woman-wrecks-2-restaurants-tazed-hurling-bottles-cops-mojo-grill). So she was naked and had trashed two restaurants. Officials concluded she wasn't intoxicated. Just good old fashioned crazy, I guess. Manic psychosis, perhaps?


ThrownWOPR

My favorite part of the link is the "related articles" later in the story. Here you find out about other gems such as Jennifer Dorit Weber or Rachel Lynn Stefancich: Jennifer Dorit Weber: 'Completely naked’ woman arrested for masturbating on floor of open SUV in Minnesota Who is Rachael Lynn Stefancich? Nearly naked Florida woman who stole car, led cops on high-speed chase arrested


Deadwing2005

> Jennifer Dorit Weber "Nearby, officers spotted a Chevrolet Silverado with its rear driver’s side door open - they also noticed "feet sticking out of the door." That is when the cops found the woman in charge of the ruckus. The statement says that when the cops approached the SUV, a patrolman spotted a naked Weber "lying across the floor of the second row". Weber was on her back, feet in the air, "digitally penetrating her vagina". 'Making nonsensical comments' The document noted that Weber, who was reportedly in detox when the document was filed, "was making nonsensical comments and appeared to be talking to people that were not present" and continued to masturbate while communicating with authorities. Weber stated, as per the statement, that she believed she was in a car in St. Petersburg. When officers asked Weber what brought her to the area and she reportedly said 'to please the boys'." Holy shit


SonOfMcGee

Honestly I would be more concerned if she was doing this while making *sensical* comments. Like, “Now is a good time to max out my 401k contributions. Oh, hello officers. Is this an illegal parking spot?”


TobyFunkeNeverNude

>Jennifer Dorit Weber: 'Completely naked’ woman arrested for masturbating on floor of open SUV in Minnesota Honestly, I thought it might be her when I first saw this.


spacehog1985

“Jennifer Dorit Weber: 'Completely naked’ woman arrested for masturbating on floor of open SUV in Minnesota” I mean, who among us hasn’t?


Passerbye

I'll have what she's having...


mrsbebe

Supposedly she was stone cold sober


Daniel_S04

And “mentally sound”


emeraldclaw

No way in hell there isn't some sort of psychotic break happening here.


load_more_comets

Listen, if a woman of sound mind can't disrobe and start flinging restaurant equipment around, are we really free?


ohboymykneeshurt

Yeah Murica!


NhylX

Technically this was just Storming the Outback.


14inchpianist

I'd rather deal with one crazy naked chick than 1000000 crazy naked emus though. So the real outback is a fair bit tougher to storm I imagine.


radioactivemozz

My sister had a psychotic break when she was 24, they found her naked running up and down the streets of Glasgow. Psychosis is a hell of a drug


Willfishforfree

That is not a mentally sound person.


Molleeryan

They said they thought she had a Fentanyl Patch on her pubic area yet no drugs in her system….So if it wasn’t Fentanyl what was it?


First-Fantasy

The next health fad. "What if I told you you could have this body at 53? All it takes is this vitamin patch on your crotch side effects may vary"


Lovebot_AI

[Drugs commonly administered through a patch include: ](https://deserthopetreatment.com/addiction-guide/administration-methods/transdermal/) - Nicotine - Fentanyl (opioid) - Nitroglycerine (antianginal) - Buprenorphine (opioid) - Ensam (antidepressant) - Daytrana (transdermal Ritalin) - Scopolamine (anti-nausea) - Estrogen and testosterone - Contraceptive medication - Clonidine (blood pressure medication) - Rivastigmine (Alzheimer’s treatment)


BrockManstrong

A severe psychotic episode?


DecentestMama

Yes.


server_busy

Clicked to see a lady bashing a Subaru. Stayed anyway.


Pr3st0ne

I thought she was just going to trash it verbally like "Yo this menu is way too pricey, what the fuck are you guys thinking, 23$ for an 8oz Filet Mignon? 17$ for a chicken and shrimp is theft! You can get that for 13,99$ at Applebee's!"


Bongjesusthewise

Poor Meredith, that’s what happens when you sleep with someone for Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.


Mulielo

But there's more sauce in her van!


Vapinlikeafool

Have you ever had sirloin steak sweetheart


Pappkrus

Psychosis


DannyMThompson

100% I've had a mild experience myself and also been in the presence of somebody naked and in public during a psychotic episode.


Pappkrus

It’s pretty common among people with psychosis. As I see and understand psychosis, it’s like the mind boil down to some really basic and confused instincts. So stripping down to your natural suit, could seem normal. It’s very sad, that’s what it is.


Jogoro

Thank you for saying that, you're the first person I've seen here with some compassion for this poor woman who seems to be going through a terrible mental health crisis, thank you.


ogwoody007

She is 53??!!?? Okay she might be nuts but she is looking great. PSA: don't put your dick in crazy


pawn_guy

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Alwaysanyways

[she seems happy too](https://marionmugshots.com/arrested/tina-kindred-of/)


howard6494

Wow, no public indecency charge. I guess she was pretty decent...


catdog918

Oh my god, you can see the crazy in those eyes


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

She’s the type that would epoxy your cock to your stomach in your sleep


Halligan1409

Ha! Jokes on her.. My cock doesn't reach my stomach!


Harry_Nice

Then we'll use someone else's!


reptarsmash622010

Damn yo. Mental illness is truly wild. I hope she gets the help she needs.


Papanaq

Mental illness is a real thing folks. This is pretty sad


borderlineidiot

Honestly it’s tragic. Imagine that’s someone’s loved one, I hope she gets help


dontworryicandoit

Kind of surprised how far down I had to scroll to find this comment. Cant imagine having a psychotic break where I’m also naked, then it gets filmed and everyone basically calls me a crazy bitch. Hopefully her treatment involves a bit more than getting shot with a taser


TheRed17

Same. It's really sad to see a video of someone having probably one of the very worst days of their life and then all the comments basically just laughing at them. People talk about supporting others going through mental health issues, but don't show much support when they actually see someone in crisis. Having experienced something like this with a family member, this makes me so so depressed. This woman obviously just needed help and I hope she's doing relatively better now.


PM_ME_UR_SMALL_TITS

She was even saying "call my sister" as if she was asking for help cause she couldn't stop her body :/


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Bbrhuft

News reports state that the women in the video is mentally ill, she wasn't high on drugs, she only had small traces of THC in her system. I don't believe it is moral to find entertainment in or ridicule someone having a mental health crisis. Florida’s ranked 49th among the States on spending supporting people with mental illness, $38 per person, more is spent on prisons. 70% of people with mental illness in Florida cannot access support for mental illness, either they can't afford help or don't know how to access help. https://namigo.org/floridas-mental-health-epidemic-reaches-crisis-point/


kwagenknight

Im not gonna argue that she shouldnt have been tased as she was throwing shit at the cop but I did find it dumb the cop was yelling at her to lay on the ground and put her arms behind her back and threatening to be tased again if she didnt comply, literal seconds after sending 50,000 volts through her. Im sure on top of the psychosis or even a sane person isnt going to be able to react or probably even comprehend any commands so IMO this just shows a lack of training or understanding.


RazorRadick

And she was also laying down naked in broken glass... and being commanded to roll over naked into more broken glass.


EatitSucka

Florida Woman is the new Florida man


BillyMayzhere76

Florida man is a concept, any sex can channel their inner Florida man.


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1in7billion_

Oh wow that’s insane! I would be shocked if I saw someone I knew as well in a video holy shit lol. I do hope she gets the help she needs though because it seems bad.


InfinityScarves

This is sad, not trashy. She's clearly had a psychotic break. Dang, totally bummed out by the whole situation.


BeeManBane

That was my feeling too, maybe I'm getting soft in my old age. When the cop tasered her and she went down all I could think of was the bed of broken glass she'd end up in. Younger me would have said, "Fuck it she broke it, she deserves it." Now though... it just makes me sad. I think she could have pretty easily been restrained without resorting to that.


keeksgotthed7

I feel like people who destroy places should be responsible for cleaning the mess before they’re taken to jail.


andrewbzucchino

They'd do a shitty job. Much easier to hire a professional cleaning company, and sue for the costs later. They don't want to wait around for this person to finish, they want to open back up ASAP.


keeksgotthed7

Much better solution than innocent employees having to clean the mess. I like it


o3mta3o

She can't figure out how to put her clothes on and you think she's gonna be capable of cleaning up and organizing?


milehigh73a

Oh, the employees cleaned that shit up.