T O P

i promise i’m not farming karma i want to better myself

i promise i’m not farming karma i want to better myself

htcarolan

If I remove an upvote, do you undo the pushup?


Netherlover66

yes


bobsandvegana6969

You are currently at 45,500 of all of these. Good luck


VerifiedPigeon

you better post proof


hmmmmmmmmmmmms

Rn you have to do like 1k push-ups a day so I’d limit it to 1000 upvotes don’t want you to give up on an unrealistic goal


UrNansAFish360

Pulldowns?


J79242

Pulldown what


Jazeeee

Yes


RonnieM07

pull *out*


DragonQuestBuilders2

Pullin down deez nuts


Peyton1s

Sounds painful


justbeingreal94

Not offended. But for some reason I can't decided if I feel like awarding or punching you in the face rn.🤔


DragonQuestBuilders2

Awarding deez nuts


Mescalxne

What will you do if you get downvoted?


stonethunder944

5 bags of potato chips, 5 couch naps, 10 dewskis, and 5 movies


youhansj

That’s much better i am downvoting the post


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Same


[deleted]

[удалено]


stonethunder944

Question for you then I’ll answer: Do you have a life? Mountain Dew


unlimitedpower333

totally not rude


SquareDull65

Fun fact: there are people living outside the US :)


PetterHaugenes

Fun fact: we have mountain dew outside the US too :)


welcom_to_boredom

Fun fact I live in the US and have never heard the few referred to as dewskies.


Goldfish134

Same


Cambronian717

Fun fact, I’ve lived in the US and I’ve never had Mt. Dew.


welcom_to_boredom

It's not great, imagine fake lemon flavor or lemon Gatorade, but less salty and bubbly


TotalJT

The one time I had it, it just tasted like water with a lot of sugar


infinitegfuelshakers

Fun fact, I just shit myself


CurrentlyDysania

same


Darby_Quinn

Same


morningisbad

I've never heard it either. I thought it might be a beer mixed with dew. Would be absolutely foul.


Greenyboyyyyyyyys

Fun fact: there is 193 countries outside the USA lot don’t have Mountain Dew :)


pixeled007

Fun fact: i think in spain there's no MD, tell me otherwise


Entety303

If i can find it in Slovenia you can find it in Spain


pixeled007

Ok yea, they are sold in Carrefour...


Sky_l1nker

Fun fact: I'm happy :)


420luca

There is, tho! I was on vacation in Malaga and they Had MD everywhere


pixeled007

Yeah, i havent got out of my house since the pandemic, and only discovered sugar free red bull, that may be why


420luca

I was there in 2017 though so it could've changed but I kinda highly doubt it lol I would recommend trying MD tho! It's soo good I literally drank no other Soda/drink (except water) when I was there bc the spain-MD tastes way better than the german MD


Fabivo1026

We do?


NotUslessJustNotUsed

wait WHAT!?!¡!1!?


stonethunder944

Mountain Dew isn’t an American soda


CyonixGaming

I downvoted just to give this poor dude a break.


Fockoffwillyageez

Lmao same


j_the_cow

d e w s k i s


Troldilocks

Don't worry I down vote you so you don't have to do as much. I got yo back bro


PureAwesome876

Same


Background_Ad_5660

Me with 346 alternate accounts: *laughs in sith lord*


Bluesin5000

Satan: *Please have mercy*


tylermatic12

*there is no mercy*


Feenickz5

hahahaha... You fool, I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!


Shoto_todoroki27

YOULL NEVER FIND MY MAIN! Are you referring to eggfucker1 eggfucker2..


captain-ok

Hey guys. Heard you got banned Twitter, also heard this guy fucked your wife must’ve sucked


Shoto_todoroki27

I too, fucked your wife egg man.. “AND THERE WAS A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?!?”


Background_Ad_5660

ok


Danizk0

Nice


OrelHanasab

By the end of the summer ahahah


AVeryStupidDecision

Right now with 5.7k upvotes he’s gotta do 316 push-ups 316 sit-ups 632 jumping jacks 316 squats per day.


Autismo_Ed

Not impossible by any means


LuftWaffle1305

It could injure him severely though, and especially since I’m guessing he’s doing this to get in shape so he’s at the moment not at a very strong point


Autismo_Ed

Yeh I could pull that number off at my current fitness but I'd up the daily number a bit and take rest days but it's definitely an unhealthy way to try and get into shape dude needs to start off at the basics with good form and slowly increase reps


WaddupItsMeYaBoi

Definitely won't happen, especially since it's a lot more than that now


Japie3krekel

Depends on where op lives rn if he has a 6 week summerbreak it’s 857 for everything and double that for the one with 10


TTV-BeastMV

Double this and you got the current amount


0ppu

He didnt say what summer


KGBob2

reddit not showing the upvotes: i live to spite your health


altacc666999

No


GabeTheBabe420

Oh okay my mistake


Locky_7233

NO PAIN NO GAIN MY FRIEND


WayneCarr69

Or...you set yourself a goal and a way to achieve it instead of seeking validation and upvotes from people who will forget about this post within the next 30 seconds


-_Megumin_-

RUDE! It'll take me at least a minute


LlamasAreVeryFluffy

Haha


[deleted]

If you truly wanted to better yourself, you wouldn't need to post this.


the_true_hennimore

Eh, maybe I’m just a lazy sod but motivation like this can really help.


flipheck1

If you find 5 essays of homework motivating too, sure


Ya_Boi_Senpai_xXx

No I think this can genuinely help. I don't think he'll do 56000+ jumping jacks but this can definitely help him at least get started, I mean 5.6k+ people were like lmao do it pussy, even if they forget about it after 5 minutes.


Friendly_Cardinal

Be careful about Karma!


Living-Pin8347

Heh your doomed welp you have my upvote


bananabeacon

I wish there was just an option that you could turn off getting karma for certain posts so people wouldn't think that you just to it for karma


HolyRyoku

Don't worry i'll downvote you i got your back bro :)


ThePoundsOfLove222

Dam these comments suck for no reason lmao


Xylum69

What if you get karma in the negative ( -1 ) ? What will you do then?


severepain277

Potato chips and cake i guess


Static_456

If this post gets 5,000 upvotes, you will have to do 25,000 push ups edit: 10,000 upvotes. Oof.


Citrus_Overlord

They gonna have to do like 300 push-ups a day


SexySquidward42069

Why is reddit doing that stupid thing when it is not actually showing the up vote


DeckTheWreck9

From what I’ve read, it’s done so people don’t follow the crowd of people and what they’re doing. It does it for the first couple hours that it’s up so people don’t immediately downvote/upvote based on what they see on the votes.


SexySquidward42069

Oh interesting thanks


DrManowar8

You’ll procrastinate and have to get them all done on the last day


Netherlover66

nahhhhhh


HeyItsMe6996

How many upvotes does he have?


whoTFisMaximusWeiner

4.8k. Which is 24,000 push ups, sit ups and squats. 48,000 jumping jacks. Think it might take dude a few summers to complete this...


Baelwolf

Or become One Punch Man in a single summer lol


Generic_Buttlicker

STOP STOP HES ALREADY FUCKING DEAD


PrathM_27

Downvoted to make it easier for you!


Ketchup_Cake_Exists

You really need imaginary internet points to just better your life? Thats sad man.


Netherlover66

stop calling me out


SUPERazkari

so you acknowledge that he's right


KraveDeWolf

Dude, other people's support and words can really help boost you and motivate you to do some good shit. Yeah, sure, for all we know he's trying to get internet points. So? Why does it matter? Let him ask for support and stop being insensitive


_BatsShadow_

Yes, you are farming karma


indybrick96

Downvoted to help :)


Janek102TV

No scam 100% Nonono it is not for karma nono I will do it for sure no scam 100% fuck u


purple-octopus42069

hahahaha i bet you regret this


Pm_me_Mammariespls

Suffer


Binarybrad

I gave u a silver award, that makes this legally binding right?


fourcrayfish

Your plan was doomed to fail. Downvote Instead just like some people said set a goal for yourself and work towards it. Unless this was a sneaky way to karma farm hmmmm?


[deleted]

I downvoted you are welcome


Xivalic

then the post says vote


im_nightmare

Make a before and after post in the bext 4 months


Yabba_Dabbs

My downvote is my good deed for the day


TheBanthaFodder

May you rest in peace


bobthetrumpet

We need an update to see how it goes


LaLo_AuTiSM

Same, just to try doing this photo of before and after and time lapse


Roe_jogan_podcast

I’ve got a feeling you’re not gonna like the amount of exercise you’re gonna do...


Cacti_Is_C00l

Ur not gonna tho r u


TheOctopusBoi

Cough **karma farming** cough cough


D_E_P_R_E_S_S_O

Filthy karma whores bruh


Blank_ngnl

Same but with this comment instead


GoldenGames360

At this rate you'd have to do about 300 pushups a DAY just to keep up. And this is early in the post's development.


yoinker_yeet

have fun doing 48000 jumping jacks op


ColdIron27

I downvoted for your sake...


Kyoya_sooohorni

this guy abt to be as strong as saitama lmao


Netherlover66

100 push-ups 100 sit-ups 100 squats 10 kn run every day for 3 YEARS


Dark__Wolf8

6k upvotes too lazy to open a calculator


dogwaterlol

legend says: op turned into saitama.


SomaticCoast375

You have 7.5k upvotes so far so: 37,500 push ups 37,500 sit ups 75,000 jumping jacks 37,500 squats GOOD LUCK


Braeden3141

Well that’s a lot for you


C_BearHill

You’re currently sitting at way over 500 daily push-ups (more like 1000). Doable but very tough


FinnTheFog

555 push-ups a day and counting


Errorfull

At this point, with 11k upvotes, you'd be doing 110,000 jumping jacks. Over the course of 90 days from now, that's a minimum of 1,222.2 jumping jacks every day to keep up. That's also 600 push-ups, situps and squats everyday, AND your post has only been up two hours. I wouldn't be surprised if you surprised 30k+ upvotes which triples every number except days to do it. Uhhh....good luck?


TurtleMaster69_

I remember a few months ago every other post was one of these


toxicrazor611

post before and after


tacothepugpuppy

This means either gonna turn out an olympic athlete or is gonna develop a hernia


ptatoe1

Time to do 60k push-ups, 60k sit-ups, 120k jumping jacks and 60k squats Which is 666 of the 60k ones and 1333 of the 120k ones per day, good luck!


DangHeckinPear

58,500 push-ups, 58,500 sit-ups, 117,000 jumping jacks, and 58,500 squats. You sure about this?


Dodoreference

Fun fact: you're gonna procrastinate and not do it.


EclecticSalt_55

55,000 push-ups, sit ups, squats And 110,000 jumping Jacks? Good luck bro XD


[deleted]

Karma farmer they do nothing they are just internet points


Hugh-G_-Rection

Or you can just, do it?


Njadmessi11YT

Stop capping I know you won’t do 20k situps


KingOfTheCrustaceans

Just fucking do it without posting this stuff.


ReaperZ13

Can mods just ban bullshit like this? I'm pretty sure that this IS banned, infact.


vollschwamm

alright you got me, i make it too-


gaming_4life

Good luck brother


PersonWalker

To be more realistic, I'll do 1 of each for every upvote this comment gets


Lucas_J_C

Upvoted What doese karma evan do


Feetsieflowers

Getting 2 birds stoned with one joint


tunayee

By the end of summer..?


Ponkadonk

Down vote I got you bro


TiredBastard

Hope you get buff


flipheck1

A mountain of random exercises randomly over a long period won't help you gain even a tiny bit of muscle


Algok2001

You know what? i am saving this post. I will do the same.


Onion-55

*laughs* YOU FOOL! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!


lockdown_gamer

good luck


TheSquidCakes

I know this one video that does the Saitama work out but with some substituted exercises so you get even work. Also has a plan if you are experienced or starting out. I can send if you'd like


flipheck1

One punch man workout is horse shit, it can cause dangerous muscle imbalances


TheSquidCakes

Thats why there are substitutes,man replaced sit ups with crunches so you only work the abs and not mess up your lower back and hips and added a lifting exercise where you lift yourself to work back muscles and shoulders


flipheck1

If a person makes it actually usable, it's a completely different thing


TheSquidCakes

Its still based around it like there are still push-ups, squats and the run but he suggests to take them slow if you are not experienced but substitute those three if they are too easy. Like squats with pistol kicks and push ups with side to side push ups or one handed


brownnbroke

still no upvotes?


_4ndr3AX

You gonna be fucking Saitama man, be careful


pewdiepiehimselfjk

I just want you to pass out while doing these


MagicalCacti

I wanna see progress report! People post these but never an update!


GamingPickachu

Yo ill do the same


WinierBag5

Wow man such a great decision. I really belive in you cuz You can doit for void sake. Many luck and may the force be with you.


cutthroatsmile

It just says vote 🥲


lolopolo5554

It says vote so you don’t have to do anything.


Aside_One

I upvote to make people cry


Aside_One

I am onion


frankengill

Come up with a workout instead and stick to it. It would benefit you a lot more.


AshamedMusician5482

I cant do this if I had 1 upvote


inbetween3-20charact

Oh shite, that's a lifetime op, good luck


Dabutter44

Good luck bro


Danktron_YT

And I want to see you in pain (jk)


123hi1239

Just stick to a regular plan it will be much better, this won't do very much


Doge-y_memer

Can i join you?


atz_chaim

Filler comment


HolyRyoku

🧢🧢🧢


HatGereld

Why is the post dirty?


Albii410

Stop lying to yourself, you want karma lol


NorwegianHussar

Your foolish for the jumping Jack's. That's shits gonna pile up real quick.


ibrasome

seeing that it's on hot now, you're pretty much doing the saitama workout


Netherlover66

oh god stop blowing this up


Netherlover66

now i’m glad i said over the summer and not in one day


PeachEmoji-

damn mate, hope it ends well


FinalPlot

What is a downvote? Negative exercise? Wait this was asked before nvm


Dragonhordez

Uh oh it’s not showing the count


DizTraz

Video once u do it all pls


PornCartel

3 months to do 33 000 jumping jacks, that's like 330 per day. Gl


Saaaaasuke

Ok me too im doing this idgaf


Specially_illiterate

get pumpin’ boy.


bigblaccknuts

Karmawhore lol


Letplayer

Hope you pace yourself king.


MrPancakes101

U just fucked urself