i promise i’m not farming karma i want to better myself
By - htcarolan
If I remove an upvote, do you undo the pushup?
You are currently at 45,500 of all of these. Good luck
you better post proof
Rn you have to do like 1k push-ups a day so I’d limit it to 1000 upvotes don’t want you to give up on an unrealistic goal
Pullin down deez nuts
Not offended. But for some reason I can't decided if I feel like awarding or punching you in the face rn.🤔
Awarding deez nuts
What will you do if you get downvoted?
5 bags of potato chips, 5 couch naps, 10 dewskis, and 5 movies
That’s much better i am downvoting the post
Question for you then I’ll answer:
Do you have a life?
totally not rude
Fun fact: there are people living outside the US :)
Fun fact: we have mountain dew outside the US too :)
Fun fact I live in the US and have never heard the few referred to as dewskies.
Fun fact, I’ve lived in the US and I’ve never had Mt. Dew.
It's not great, imagine fake lemon flavor or lemon Gatorade, but less salty and bubbly
The one time I had it, it just tasted like water with a lot of sugar
Fun fact, I just shit myself
I've never heard it either. I thought it might be a beer mixed with dew. Would be absolutely foul.
Fun fact: there is 193 countries outside the USA lot don’t have Mountain Dew :)
Fun fact: i think in spain there's no MD, tell me otherwise
If i can find it in Slovenia you can find it in Spain
Ok yea, they are sold in Carrefour...
Fun fact: I'm happy :)
There is, tho! I was on vacation in Malaga and they Had MD everywhere
Yeah, i havent got out of my house since the pandemic, and only discovered sugar free red bull, that may be why
I was there in 2017 though so it could've changed but I kinda highly doubt it lol
I would recommend trying MD tho! It's soo good I literally drank no other Soda/drink (except water) when I was there bc the spain-MD tastes way better than the german MD
Mountain Dew isn’t an American soda
I downvoted just to give this poor dude a break.
d e w s k i s
Don't worry I down vote you so you don't have to do as much.
I got yo back bro
Me with 346 alternate accounts: *laughs in sith lord*
Satan: *Please have mercy*
*there is no mercy*
hahahaha... You fool, I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
YOULL NEVER FIND MY MAIN! Are you referring to eggfucker1 eggfucker2..
Hey guys. Heard you got banned Twitter, also heard this guy fucked your wife must’ve sucked
I too, fucked your wife egg man.. “AND THERE WAS A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?!?”
By the end of the summer ahahah
Right now with 5.7k upvotes he’s gotta do
632 jumping jacks
Not impossible by any means
It could injure him severely though, and especially since I’m guessing he’s doing this to get in shape so he’s at the moment not at a very strong point
Yeh I could pull that number off at my current fitness but I'd up the daily number a bit and take rest days but it's definitely an unhealthy way to try and get into shape dude needs to start off at the basics with good form and slowly increase reps
Definitely won't happen, especially since it's a lot more than that now
Depends on where op lives rn if he has a 6 week summerbreak it’s 857 for everything and double that for the one with 10
Double this and you got the current amount
He didnt say what summer
reddit not showing the upvotes: i live to spite your health
Oh okay my mistake
NO PAIN NO GAIN MY FRIEND
Or...you set yourself a goal and a way to achieve it instead of seeking validation and upvotes from people who will forget about this post within the next 30 seconds
It'll take me at least a minute
If you truly wanted to better yourself, you wouldn't need to post this.
Eh, maybe I’m just a lazy sod but motivation like this can really help.
If you find 5 essays of homework motivating too, sure
No I think this can genuinely help. I don't think he'll do 56000+ jumping jacks but this can definitely help him at least get started, I mean 5.6k+ people were like lmao do it pussy, even if they forget about it after 5 minutes.
Be careful about Karma!
Heh your doomed welp you have my upvote
I wish there was just an option that you could turn off getting karma for certain posts so people wouldn't think that you just to it for karma
Don't worry i'll downvote you i got your back bro :)
Dam these comments suck for no reason lmao
What if you get karma in the negative ( -1 ) ? What will you do then?
Potato chips and cake i guess
If this post gets 5,000 upvotes, you will have to do 25,000 push ups edit: 10,000 upvotes. Oof.
They gonna have to do like 300 push-ups a day
Why is reddit doing that stupid thing when it is not actually showing the up vote
From what I’ve read, it’s done so people don’t follow the crowd of people and what they’re doing. It does it for the first couple hours that it’s up so people don’t immediately downvote/upvote based on what they see on the votes.
Oh interesting thanks
You’ll procrastinate and have to get them all done on the last day
How many upvotes does he have?
4.8k. Which is 24,000 push ups, sit ups and squats. 48,000 jumping jacks. Think it might take dude a few summers to complete this...
Or become One Punch Man in a single summer lol
STOP STOP HES ALREADY FUCKING DEAD
Downvoted to make it easier for you!
You really need imaginary internet points to just better your life? Thats sad man.
stop calling me out
so you acknowledge that he's right
Dude, other people's support and words can really help boost you and motivate you to do some good shit. Yeah, sure, for all we know he's trying to get internet points. So? Why does it matter? Let him ask for support and stop being insensitive
Yes, you are farming karma
Downvoted to help :)
No scam 100% Nonono it is not for karma nono I will do it for sure no scam 100% fuck u
hahahaha i bet you regret this
I gave u a silver award, that makes this legally binding right?
Your plan was doomed to fail. Downvote
Instead just like some people said set a goal for yourself and work towards it.
Unless this was a sneaky way to karma farm hmmmm?
I downvoted you are welcome
then the post says vote
Make a before and after post in the bext 4 months
My downvote is my good deed for the day
May you rest in peace
We need an update to see how it goes
Same, just to try doing this photo of before and after and time lapse
I’ve got a feeling you’re not gonna like the amount of exercise you’re gonna do...
Ur not gonna tho r u
Cough **karma farming** cough cough
Filthy karma whores bruh
Same but with this comment instead
At this rate you'd have to do about 300 pushups a DAY just to keep up. And this is early in the post's development.
have fun doing 48000 jumping jacks op
I downvoted for your sake...
this guy abt to be as strong as saitama lmao
100 push-ups 100 sit-ups 100 squats 10 kn run every day for 3 YEARS
too lazy to open a calculator
legend says: op turned into saitama.
You have 7.5k upvotes so far so:
37,500 push ups
37,500 sit ups
75,000 jumping jacks
Well that’s a lot for you
You’re currently sitting at way over 500 daily push-ups (more like 1000). Doable but very tough
555 push-ups a day and counting
At this point, with 11k upvotes, you'd be doing 110,000 jumping jacks. Over the course of 90 days from now, that's a minimum of 1,222.2 jumping jacks every day to keep up. That's also 600 push-ups, situps and squats everyday, AND your post has only been up two hours. I wouldn't be surprised if you surprised 30k+ upvotes which triples every number except days to do it.
I remember a few months ago every other post was one of these
post before and after
This means either gonna turn out an olympic athlete or is gonna develop a hernia
Time to do 60k push-ups, 60k sit-ups, 120k jumping jacks and 60k squats
Which is 666 of the 60k ones and 1333 of the 120k ones per day, good luck!
58,500 push-ups, 58,500 sit-ups, 117,000 jumping jacks, and 58,500 squats. You sure about this?
Fun fact: you're gonna procrastinate and not do it.
55,000 push-ups, sit ups, squats
And 110,000 jumping Jacks?
Good luck bro XD
Karma farmer they do nothing they are just internet points
Or you can just, do it?
Stop capping I know you won’t do 20k situps
Just fucking do it without posting this stuff.
Can mods just ban bullshit like this?
I'm pretty sure that this IS banned, infact.
alright you got me, i make it too-
Good luck brother
To be more realistic, I'll do 1 of each for every upvote this comment gets
What doese karma evan do
Getting 2 birds stoned with one joint
By the end of summer..?
Down vote I got you bro
Hope you get buff
A mountain of random exercises randomly over a long period won't help you gain even a tiny bit of muscle
You know what? i am saving this post. I will do the same.
*laughs* YOU FOOL! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
I know this one video that does the Saitama work out but with some substituted exercises so you get even work. Also has a plan if you are experienced or starting out. I can send if you'd like
One punch man workout is horse shit, it can cause dangerous muscle imbalances
Thats why there are substitutes,man replaced sit ups with crunches so you only work the abs and not mess up your lower back and hips and added a lifting exercise where you lift yourself to work back muscles and shoulders
If a person makes it actually usable, it's a completely different thing
Its still based around it like there are still push-ups, squats and the run but he suggests to take them slow if you are not experienced but substitute those three if they are too easy. Like squats with pistol kicks and push ups with side to side push ups or one handed
still no upvotes?
You gonna be fucking Saitama man, be careful
I just want you to pass out while doing these
I wanna see progress report! People post these but never an update!
Yo ill do the same
Wow man such a great decision. I really belive in you cuz You can doit for void sake. Many luck and may the force be with you.
It just says vote 🥲
It says vote so you don’t have to do anything.
I upvote to make people cry
I am onion
Come up with a workout instead and stick to it. It would benefit you a lot more.
I cant do this if I had 1 upvote
Oh shite, that's a lifetime op, good luck
Good luck bro
And I want to see you in pain (jk)
Just stick to a regular plan it will be much better, this won't do very much
Can i join you?
Why is the post dirty?
Stop lying to yourself, you want karma lol
Your foolish for the jumping Jack's. That's shits gonna pile up real quick.
seeing that it's on hot now, you're pretty much doing the saitama workout
oh god stop blowing this up
now i’m glad i said over the summer and not in one day
damn mate, hope it ends well
What is a downvote? Negative exercise? Wait this was asked before nvm
Uh oh it’s not showing the count
Video once u do it all pls
3 months to do 33 000 jumping jacks, that's like 330 per day. Gl
Ok me too im doing this idgaf
get pumpin’ boy.
Hope you pace yourself king.
U just fucked urself