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the crock?

the crock?

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Gabriele1966

Who wore it better?


MemphisGalInTampa

The kitty 🐈‍⬛


Gabriele1966

I agree 😸


ktaylorhite

This was wholesome.


Gabriele1966

😊


TheLuo

The Crock* Put some 'spect on that name.


srpsychosexythatisme

For sure. Gotta love the pussy.


PerpetuallyVerdant

You jest, but I'm having an impossible time deciding.


Generalmae

I’m just wondering how it happened


CuddiKhajiit

In between a rock and a cat place


ajvondike

So Bast will rule , ps the rock gets to be dust , spoiler


MemphisGalInTampa

Pffffft !🐈‍⬛best comment ever


Gabriele1966

Lol


The_Do_Zo

You can say he wore it right.


LJBlom

If I had that cat I would tell everyone that believes me the arm is a transplant.


TailRudder

Doesn't this mean the cat is made of two zygotes or embryos that merged together?


Aurvant

Yes, this is a Chimera. This type of color mixture is caused by two sets of DNA, so that one kitty is actually a mix of two kitties.


TailRudder

Womb blender made two kitties into one


kylebv

Edward...


projektdotnet

Was wondering how far down I'd have to go for this comment


ContentCargo

Does the cat suffer any from that? Or is it just a rare phenomenon that happens sometimes


Aurvant

It just happens. The cats don’t appear to be affected by it other than coloring, but the spots where it’s divided literally have different DNA.


TailRudder

Wasn't there a woman who failed a maternity test with her kid and it ended up being because her eggs had different genes than her saliva?


kaycharasworld

Yep! Her uterus was actually all that's left of her twin sister from the womb


maximus_96

He’s a party cat


Cronerburger

King david hates this breed of cat


MemphisGalInTampa

Well, he ain’t here


Cronerburger

*split*


Cronerburger

King david hates this breed of cat


dizekat

Could be a girl cat. Coat colors are on the X chromosome, resulting in patchy look due to X inactivation (“tortoiseshell”)


Aurvant

Maybe, but I’m almost certain that if they checked that cat it would have an extra X chromosome.


PabstyTheClown

I assumed it was just stapled on.


Penis_Van_Lesbian__

A chimera?


VacantThoughts

Yep, just like that dog girl in Full Metal Alchemist.


MuttiKatze

Aw now I'm sad


Redflhtcui

oof.. too soon


three_furballs

Forever too soon.


Skuirely

Woof.. too soon


MasterFubar

I don't think so, cat colors are very much random. I have seen kittens from the same litter having totally different color schemes, and often none of them is anything like the mother.


TailRudder

But that's not different color schemes on a single cat like the photo here...


Anyone-9451

That’s typically caused by multiple fathers


dankomz146

That's what kitty mama tells her friends 😏


gnex30

Meoaui


MangorTX

Yeow welcome...


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[удалено]


bluemitersaw

*furrious


heather_dean

Is this a joke?


ZDTreefur

We all know the name everybody is pussyfooting around. Cock. He's the cock.


MiniMechaDuck

I’ve been looking forward to this comment


Fear_The_Rabbit

Came here for this


elephantasmagoric

I think you mean, came here *fur* this


horheezusbobeezus

I thought Rocky Meowvia, but this is way better.


obiekitty

Wouldn't that be chimerism?


Snatch_Pastry

The much, much more likely scenario is that this is a calico cat, with unusual X-inactivation. We understand how the genetics for calico works, and it's really common. We don't really understand chimerism, and we have almost no idea how common it is, but we're pretty sure it's really rare.


lookmeat

I always understood that the reason a calabilly (stripped calico) is rare because it requires that both X genes are from a stripped parent. While chimerism may be very rare or very common (it's hard to test for), chimerism that shows in this unique way is extremely rare. Otherwise we'd see more humans with different tones of skins, stripes or other weird things. So yeah, we could be seeing an extremely rare one-in-a-couple-billion (we've only seen ~100 cases in all of medical history, and most of them did not have obvious skin symptoms as this one) type of thing, or we could be talking about a 1 in every so many hundreds kind of event. I'd put money on the latter.


Snatch_Pastry

So the stripes, known as "agouti", have their own set of genes. Not only that, but the agouti genes for the black fur are completely independent from the agouti genes for orange fur. BUT, on top of *that*, the genes for orange fur has an agouti aspect built right into them, so even without the specific agouti genes, orange cat fur will always have at least a little of the striped pattern.


madsci

Or mosaicism maybe?


magistrate101

Mosaic would mean a more thorough distribution of the two sets of DNA as patches. Chimerism is more likely because it's an entire limb.


madsci

Yeah, couldn't remember which was which and I was on mobile and too lazy to try to look it up!


mudlark092

This could very easily just be a tabby calico! The "black" (eumelanin) on calicos is just whatever it would be coded to be. So if the one of the parents was a tabby and donated their genes, the eumelanin is told to express the agouti locus (tabby markings). All cats carry the gene for some sort of tabby markings, solid cats just have the gene that say to not express those markings / that says that no "red" is allowed in the coat . Additionally, "red" (pheomelanin) will always show tabby markings, as tabby markings are formed by distributing pheomelanin and eumelanin differently along the hairs, and any agouti markings that the cat has will tell the red to distribute itself in a tabby pattern. This is why basically all ginger cats are tabbies, there are a few exceptions but they're either a) false reds (ie. eumelanin colors like cinnamon), or bred specifically so that their tabby markings have very low contrast and they appear solid. Either way, this cat could be a chimera, but tabby calicos are far more common!


im_specialized

Can you smell what the crock is cooking?


redditproha

damn, beat me to it lol. Although I would've chosen another word in place of crock.


derrpinger

The “people’s el-PAW!”


AuGold76

Cat + Rock = nevermind...


dank_memer_yeeter

...


ripcatsnakes0

cock


LoveOne19

Dwayne pawson


Sm1l3z_XD

Dwayne the Pebble Pawson.


zystyl

Can you smell what the c-ock is cooking


-Danky_Kang-

Cats name should be Jax or Bucky Barnes


TilTheRiverRunsDry

Can’t believe no one did the Triple H quote… “Y’know, The Crock just got back from the bathroom. You should’ve smelled what the Rock is cookin. I ain’t fakin, you should’ve smelled what The Rock was bakin.”


GroshfengSmash

They didn’t because it’s super uncomfortable to regurgitate a black face performance. Go back and watch x pac if you think I’m exaggerating.


Traveler0731

Looks like catural appropriation to me.


F1reManBurn1n

I was just about to comment about the catural beauty in this photo when I saw your comment. Cat def wore it better!


teioy

Who the hell is Bucky?


PankoCopper

The winter kitty


Konebred

Winpurr Soldier


Scheme84

Can you move your seat up?


anxioussnep

A pebble. Cute one.


manwithoutcountry

The Cock?


_maven

Cant believe I scrolled this far to find this


jusalurker42

I was on my way and he stopped me! HA!


dankomz146

That's how you know kids on this sub are getting old


ultraape4

Can you smell what The Cock is cooking?


raoulalexis1

ROCCAT.


tacogodjavi

Meow "The Cack" Pawson


GlinnTantis

Dwayne "the cat" Johnson


pulkib

It's a fake -tattoo's on the wrong arm


Weltal327

Ones a selfie.


heftylowball

I think it would actually be Dwayne the “Cock” Johnson


Targaryen-ish

The Meowneral


caviarporfavor

Jugo


Gruntdonttoot

Pet Rock.


dankomz146

Patrick had one


Mikeologyy

The cat just had to leave in the middle of his spray tan appointment


oldIronfoot

He's an animagus!!


SeriousCostco

The Crocs


xLorinser021x

cat version of the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers


pedso

Dwayne Oh Long Johnson


gassmano

The cack


Epicsteel33

The Winter Purrer


TurboPancakes

*The Cack


x_xDeadpoolx_x

The Whisker Soldier


NameThatWasntTaken

Because "The Cack" was too NSFW?


PaopuFrutas

bucky barnes cat


masterboom0004

Ya know whats even better the the crock the CRONK i mean can a cat pull. The wrong lever


MemphisGalInTampa

Rob Granokowski


GoldenK2K

Take away the "r" from that name. And then you have his 2nd form.


IDressUpAsBroccoli

The ock?


Tubagoose

The c o c k


anttisaarenpaa1

Crack


blkrabbit420

The cock


leafinthewind_2206

The content in this page is so crap these days


Artist850

It's a crock all right. The photoshop is lousy.


uiam_

Yeah that background behind The Rock looks totally fake! That Chimaera cat is pretty cool looking though.


Speekupp

found it here [https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/mh7qet/bucky/](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/mh7qet/bucky/)


MemphisGalInTampa

This is funny 🐈‍⬛🐾🐈


FuntimeFreddy2020

No, it’s the Pusscky


TekoXVI

the rat


fuckareyousaying

#The Rat


OldDeadEyez

Dr Catenstein's monster


Clouds_Cold

The cat looks pretty buff


Cea_Jae

Cattrock the destroyer


Jamster_1988

Catrock the Leaper


Andreaaaaaa

This checks out.


Kaithulu

Confirmed. The Rock is an animagus


No_Beautiful_8738

That's funny


904funny

Dunban’s arm be like


FortheloveofDT

Just say it…the cock


Select_Ad_2702

The cock


di_ib

[What?](https://imgflip.com/i/5c14d8)


the_kixx

Meowi


Krystaaaan

This took me way too long to figure out


azntorian

What the crock!


PowerWonton

The cock


oXXilya

The cock?


Chiefgeef20

Frankin-kitty


Luke-not-Skywalker

The cock


myshadowsvoice

Same tribe confirmed


aktivate74

Can you meowwowow wwwhat the cat I pawinggggg


oof-em-up-VII

the cock


Lovezesty

Catoos?


SaltyArts

Did Asura reincarnate as a cat?


Worldmap77

The kitty's elbow


DaCrazyCow

oh, I know, The Cock


Mellow_sykes

The crotchpot.


theguynekstdoor

Better than the cock


lkodl

Pussy Rock


JACCO2008

More like the cock. Amirite.


Tedtheghost234

The cock


GroundbreakingCow666

The people's cat!


1wildsss

How


kloudrunner

The Crock says know your mouth and shut your role.


TheMarsian

Meowi


binaryisotope

I’d call him Bucky the Winter Kitty


Boberoo2

The cack? The cock?


Jamster_1988

Kit Rock


cornacobasky

The furball


quazer-thirst

The pussy


Alpha_Supreme

No the Cross..


FoxLP11

the cock


Samujiro

the cock


dinkiedinkineedtinki

Looks like he was to scared to call it the cock


MKTAS

That cat might casted the forbidden alchemy circle to resurrect.


gabinike

lol


NibbababaE

The Rock and The Pebble.


wow-im-bad

The post above this is the same pic from a different poster in a different sub lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/nrnczv/blursed_resemblance/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Getthehelloffme

For some reason I was looking hard for a crocodile


Rocasolida

TopCat?


DeepakRameshKumar

Do you smell what the cat is licking !!


zarch123

Cock


kingpin-mrgamer

If the rock was recarnated as a cat


c3p0u812

I think that *cat* might be on ol' roidy roids.


Addictive_SODA

The cock


PsyOpWarlord

Wonder Twin powers, activate!


TheUltimateAntihero

Is that what you think OP? OP : Well I think... It doesn't matter what you think!


DragonBornOfAcid

Rat


heydriene

Crock definitely gonna smell what you’re cooking


Urmom______232

the cock, cat+rock=cock


CodyNorthrup

Kit Rock, Purrock Obama


Nanteen666

Takes a braver man to tattoo a cat versus tattooing a rock