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It hits harder than your dad

It hits harder than your dad

07_diDact

Kindly don't repost your own meme: https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/ios7p8/it_hurts_because_they_dont_lie/


Ebscriptwalker

Teens are brutal.... Kids are brutally honest.


onlyupliftingcomment

And adults?


Ebscriptwalker

Brutally stupid... Source I r 1.


Tough_Dish_9519

Can confirm, I'm 20 and brutally stupid


irlcatspankz

I'm 31 and I can tell you it gets worse.


Tough_Dish_9519

Hoho I'm ready! ᕙ( ¤ 〰 ¤ )ᕗ


BigDikEnrG

You're not. I'm 22 and it really does just go down hill lmao.


Hello_IamfromTyria

I'm in my 30's and this person gets it.


Abbood_2000

i'm 1234564 according to some websites and here i am still not finding the end of the hill


Hello_IamfromTyria

Going by Mayfly-Years is rough.


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regoapps

Circa 35 when you have constant aches and start forgetting things


Towering_Flesh

Not downhill, more like water swirling down a drain.. the closer you get to the middle the faster it goes, pretty soon youre in the void and all will be calm.


BBQ_buttsauce

37 checking in: bwahahah. I remember it well, you horny goblins. I promise you, mid-thirties, even if you keep making questionable choices, you’ll get the catharsis you need to laugh along with all the flashing engine lights. Just make sure you appreciate the friends and family you have. You WILL regret neglecting good people later on if you do. Hugs from the future.


Tofukatze

Yeah 23 here, what happened the last 5 years? It was all fun until I hit 20, since then its only getting worse idk. Life's tough. Why did we want to be adult again?


BigDikEnrG

Because we wanted to smoke and drink? Idk, you definitely learn why they smoke and drank tho. I miss the days when I would hide under my blanket and play my GBA past my bed time. Speaking of which, the Gameboy Advanced is 20 years old as of yesterday. ;-;


dren_eb_I

40 checking in, unly gits wurse


Tough_Dish_9519

I'm still determined, I can handle anything


Gundanium88

Famous last words


Tough_Dish_9519

This is the beginning, this isn't the end


Abyssal_Groot

Damn... you really are brutally stupid!/s


RedgrumGrinboldt

Almost 31 here, can confirm. Getting stupider by the day.


Ebscriptwalker

I am 33 and I forgot what we were talking about.


wozmatic

I'm 83, my dick is still rock hard and I pipe girls daily.


upvotes4jesus-

I'm almost 31 and still feel like a lost 20 year old.


joyehi2287

Until you interact with actual 20 y.os and realize how much you aged


clone4551

Also 31. Honestly can't remember what I'm replying about now though.


HungryHungryHippoes9

I m 22 and already on my way there


Impossible-Charity-4

Can confirm. I’m 40 and ugly and would bet dollars to donuts your ass is dumber than a no dollar bill.


mrbomb27

I'm similar to u in age and can confirm [proof](https://youtu.be/sPcbOSWnGbk)


MahiraMalik

Teens are also stupid... Source I r 1 2.


thoothooth

I don't believe you. Your source is incredible


honeybear003

Source: I rickrolled 1


Mr-Buzinezz

Depressed


DerpTaTittilyTum

Depends on their day


bigdaddypimpilicious

Honestly brutal


lmidor

Painfully fake


Phil_Beavers

Adults opinions are laughable, I am one so speak from experience.


nhansieu1

You respect their opinion and think that doesn't make him righf


kloseking

Karen


bharat___sinha

You again thats the 10th time i have seen you this week


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Classic_Beautiful973

Haven't played Rocket League I take it


CountSheep

Yeah, “Nice Shot!” Always gets me deep


deviouslykool

Hits you right in the feels🥲


taste_my_taint

Yeah, my 5 year old commented that I was going bald several months ago. I'm still crying on the inside.


Ebscriptwalker

I'm sorry.


eip2yoxu

When I was getting groceries with my 4 year old niece there was a heavy breathing woman in the line in front of us and suddenly she started imitating her. Couldn't even get her to stop. It was quite uncomfortable


Krissam

In Denmark we have a saying: The truth shall come from children and drunk people.


DisclosedIntent

In Turkish, it's like "You get the news from the kid".


dyslexic_draws

I work part time as a nature guide and sometimes my companies partners with schools to bring kids to green spaces. On this occasion I brought this group of kindergarten kids to a historical park, which had a plaque commemorating my country's first Prime Minister, Lee Kuan Yew (I'm from Singapore). So I was giving a bit of general history to the kids, saying "So Mr Lee was our first Prime Minister-" before a kid cuts me off, shouting "He's also the first to die!" ... Keep in mind our first Prime Minister had only recently passed away (Singapore is a very young country), so while he technically wasn't wrong... Never have I had to hide my inappropriate laughter so hard.


Ebscriptwalker

This is gold.


Clamriod

I love the story my dad tells about the time we were in line at the supermarket and I just turned to him and said "dad that's the fattest man I've ever seen", talking about the person in front of us.


DavidsonSJ

Amen


Drewdude116

Cause teenagers are just saying whatever they can to get a rise out of you. Nothing personal. Little kids mean EVERYTHING they say.


TheBeastF5

No sugarcoating, just facts.... straight facts


Czechs_outs

No ketchup, just facts, raw facts. Ah, yo, boom, ah


TheBeastF5

The ting goes skrrrahh


Czechs_outs

Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka, Skidiki-pap-pap


TheBeastF5

And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom


Czechs_outs

Skya


TheBeastF5

Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun


Czechs_outs

Poom, poom


TheBeastF5

You don' know


eDopamine

Mommy? What’s wrong with his face?


Java-Juice

Facts don't care about feelings


DrDrako

Neither does the 6 year old.


memessssss4

I remember as a kid telling a guy that he has big ears (his ears weren't even that big), I still feel bad tho.


5SecOfSilenceOnPlace

So OP is ugly AF? confirmed


TipOfLeFedoraMLady

If a little kid says you're ugly, you ugly as hell.


morgthaabrat

little kids are so rude . i’m just going to start punting them like footballs


ulterion0715

ur mom called, said she wants her quarter back \[bleeds to death from all the cuts of own edge\]


RunningTURTL

Can you let me know if its more effective to pick them up and punt them or to just give them a big kick while on the ground?


morgthaabrat

definitely depends on the weight of said child . in my experience , it’s easier to pick up and punt toddlers . with kids above 5 , give them a powerful kick while on the ground .


ChaBoiDeej

Idk man, an unorthodox punting might be in play here. Like a psuedo-dropkick. Put that kids chest at your abdomen level, on a box or something, do some stretches, then run up and upwards spartan-kick him. Or the sideways soccer heel kick for an infant. Won't get a lot of air but you need to put that momentum in them for distance and show.


morgthaabrat

that is oddly specific , you are very skilled in the baby kicking sport . i envy you


ChaBoiDeej

Had some thoughts when taking care of others children (not in a good setting, me or them), and I prefer high performance. I appreciate you lol


heroicsej

I think its time for me to close Reddit for tonight


TinyResponsibilityII

i worked at a bank when i was 17-18 (through my school’s work program) and gave a little boy a sucker one day, then he asked me how old i was. i asked how old i looked and this fuckin kid goes “40” he was rude as heck lmao


Lordvarysberries

Start with mine. She randomly told a librarian she was ‘humongous like a giant’ and couldn’t see ‘over her giants butt bump’ She’s 5, and a level 10 asshole.


nicoleloree

I taught my son that bodies come in all sizes and that’s okay. A few weeks later he drew me fat, and I took that personally.


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moveslikejaguar

Fine! What's 17 more years? I can always start again, make another kid.


HungryHungryHippoes9

Hey I got that reference


goodintrovert

Think mark think


something2hidemyself

>!he did!<


Lonystal

you should probably teach him that being obese is not healthy aswell


nicoleloree

For context, he’s five. We teach him about eating healthy and exercising. This particular lesson was more about not loudly asking why those people are so fat in the middle of the produce section.


West-Advice

The answer is “Because she doesn’t spend enough time in the produce section..”


FishMonster86

f


Lonystal

yeah that's okay, just saying that he should know that it's unhealthy. That's good parenting :)


zayoe4

If they teach him what is healthy, then he can draw a conclusion by himself. Parenting isn't holding their hand on every little thing. Parenting is giving them guidance and letting them take the wheel from there.


GlaedrS

Damn, why are y'all so fired up even if they teach children being obese is unhealthy. Doing mental gymnastics just to make sure no one says being fat is not good.


Lonystal

what I said is pretty much teaching them what is healthy and what is not. Being obese is not healthy.


MPsAreSnitches

What do you know about parenting? Just wondering, looking for tips.


John7763

I second this, it might be too complicated but definitely show him that there's a difference between trying to live healthy and being somewhat overweight and just letting yourself go it's an unhealthy mindset to find yourself willingly overweight as endearing.


Tough_Dish_9519

The kid did what you taught him... No hard feelings


nicoleloree

“Mom, it’s okay to be fat.” “Yes, yes, I did say that.”


Tough_Dish_9519

Ever imagined getting destroyed by a kid's drawing? Nobody did, but guess you should expect anything from kids.


ThatOneBadWhiteGuy

That's the day he stopped drawing stick figures


fuyuhiko413

When my brother was little, he had a project where he drew my mom... as a black woman for some reason. She's not black


my_girlfriend_sucks

At least he didn’t draw your penis. Be grateful.


Caenir

Out in public (pizza restaurant) a cousin of mine who tellers "aaah a fat man" and pointed to a dude. Holy shit that was embarrassing, and I still have no idea what prompted it.


silky_johnson

Show him how to play basketball and drop 50 on him


[deleted]

Ah man, shame you'll have to sell him and try again.


raid192832

“Dumb dumb poopy face” P-please stop…..


MrNinjaTaco

Why does Obama’s neck look so weird at the end of the gif


Jjabrahams567

Because his mask is coming off


IlllIllllllllllIlllI

🦎


kinekk4

Gahdamn reptilians! You break my shiity wall!


AbeLincolnsFreckles

Can't wait for this to spawn some actual conspiracy theory in a few months.


Living_Bear_2139

The black is crackin.


Divcom

It’s cuz he’s fat and has no neck. Also, you’re getting them mixed up; Obama is the top guy.


Dr_Jackson

Boy, of all the necks to complain about in that gif...


LethalWolf

Lol literally. Plus your neck & undereyes are the first places you show your age. The skin there is so thin & Obama looks like he already had grey hair around the time.


GWA1994

A 4 y/o said this to me 10 years ago, felt rekt for days. Had a shitty haircut back then too lol


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elektron117

Can't handle the truth huh?


half-baked_axx

Adults are so sensitive


MaxPleasantville

That must’ve hurt 😭


SyleSpawn

The opposite happened to me. I found a dream job as a "holistic educator" (introducing kids to music/sports/art/etc), sadly that lasted just one year for me. One day I was on my way to get a classroom of Grade 2 which was mostly 6 - 7 years old kids. I got them out of the room and was making them queue up. There's that one girl who gently seized my one hand with both of her hands and told me with the calmest of voice "Sir, you look beautiful today". In my native language, there's the equivalent of beautiful/handsome for woman/man but hearing that girl say I am "beautiful" hit me on multiple level. 28 years old me started to stutter because before that maybe it was 8 years ago that I received that type of compliment. I always knew what comes out of a kid's mouth is sincere so to this day, almost 5 years later, I still think of that girl who told me I'm beautiful. In a sea of having self image issue, always mentally beating me up how I don't look like anything, there's that one girl who told me how it really is. Really wish I had this job, it was one of the best year of my life. Too bad that meritocracy is not a thing for those type of jobs.


gotdeleted

Wow man this was wholesome af . Idk what to say , that was nice.


tittyfuck_00

Man I remember when I was a kid I wanted a hot wheels track so bad, but the one I wanted cost something like 8k rupees. A relative asked me why gift I wanted for my birthday. I told them not to worry because they wouldn't be able to afford it because their house was small. It's not even like I lived in a big house, mine was almost the same size as theirs :O


Scooterforsale

Lol brutal


scribble23

Just remembered the kid my son brought home to play/stay for dinner, who looked horrified and asked me "Why is your house SO SMALL? " when he arrived. At least you said it out of thoughtfulness, not intentional rudeness? (Our house was small compared to this kid's, but is a perfectly normal sized British house, we don't live in a shed ffs)


zucsus

Hits too close to home


[deleted]

He won't say all that once he's in the van :)


kenny_icewalker

Oh how cute, taking your son on a ride to Disneyland


nottherealdusk

Cool name bro


Fragrant-Can-2178

it hurts because they are so honest about everything.


6jean9

Kids in my family say stuff like this ONLY in the middle of a family gathering when no one is talking.


HayKd

it also hurts when 6 year olds ask you brutal questions


Din-_-Djarin

The difference is the 6 year old *means* that shit


Basghetti_

Hey look at that guy! He’s got feminine hips!


HeyItsStevenField

‘Haha idiot’ [‘So be it child’](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zs2CfPrbKcU)


Javier91

I remember watching this video about the mum asked the dad if he will still love her if she's fat. Her kid says "but mum, you're already fat." lmao, kids are brutally honest.


Randompananass

I was playing with a 4 yr girl and i told her how beautiful and talented she was... 2 minutes later she said... I wish u were as pretty as me... And i asked her AM I UGLY? She said yes with a sad face... She was really concerned... Lol


scribble23

Bless her! I gave a book as a gift to my kid's (half) sister recently. She is just at the age where she knows she shouldn't hurt feelings but she has no clue what is polite to say sometimes. "Oh thank you! Mummy, look, I got a book! It doesn't LOOK very good, but when I've read it I will say it was REALLY GOOD." Then she turns back to me, smiles angelically and thanks me profusely again. She couldn't understand why we were all laughing so much.


sed_boi69

that title hits different


TwinSable

YEET THE CHILD!!!!


316nuts

LoL big prEd can get fucked


Claypothos

I’m working a summer camp and yesterday a 6-year-old told me I look better with my mask on.


metalphoenixx

Mom before a date: Childrens how do I look. Me: great. My 5 old years brother: you look fat... Destroyed in seconds.


AngryFace39

they'll just tell you the way it is


FoxxyPantz

Had a 3rd grader call me fat when I was doing a graduation tour of the schools in HS...... He was also fat.


Sanityzealot

Ah finally dank OC


SoupahKnux

"Mooom, look at that ugly man!"


Crazykidd13578

u/savevideo


GuyWhoSaidThat

Chins up, that kid will get theirs in middle school.


TrexrunNgun06

It hurts because you k ow there not lying little kidd don’t give a shit


THEKITKAT21

Dank :D


memichi_

gets worse when the kid starts laughing and thinks it's funny


Lonystal

that's because Kids are way too honest


Archeeeeeee

But yo mama said I hit her harder


Epic_Pewdiepie_fan

sadness.


ProgramBeater

Sads


-Listening

Free games is a lot harder as survivor.


0rarar

I hope both these 2 get the finest women they can get


Lizard_brooks

Yeah so, was at my local pool hall today. The owners kids came in. Haven’t spoken or see. Them in some time. They always joke about cutting my beard. (About 8ish? Idk how old kids are). I have a very large pimple on my forehead. Been self conscious about it and been wearing my bandanna for the last couple of days. The first thing this girl said to me is “is that a pimple on your forehead.” Yup. It is kid. Thanks for that.


nah_seems_legit

Years back my cousin (5M) let me (14F) know that I have “a tiny little moustache” 14 years later nothing has ever stung like that Haha.


Akshay537

Did you get rid of the stache tho?


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

“Mommy! That guy looks like the Wario man in my Mario game :)” :(


scribble23

My kid asked "Mummy, why does that man have funny hair?" in the loudest voice, whilst pointing at the lovely lady in front of us in the shop. Mortifying.


CriticismZestyclose1

When a kid says it, it is true.


nuckel-avee

Thats cause teens are just edgy. Kids are just honest.


SlappingSalt

Kids maybe small and cute, but damn are they mean.


hairy-barbarian

And that‘s why abraham lincoln grew a beard


muttenchops23

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muttenchops23

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Expensive-Pie

Because you know he is not saying it to make you feel bad , he meant it


qwertash1

indigo child stings man stared into my ugly soul


6lackwidow66

The truth hurts


ptapobane

Because you know that little shit is telling the truth


josephus1811

my friends 5 year old daughter called me a fat pig several times this morning


ripleyclone8

When my 3 year older of brother was like, “you’re fat!” with the biggest smile on his face.


KillerRobotAttack

I’m Asian so none of this applies to me.


Hazardxv

fuck them kids


potatosdream

mooom but you are fat


Watchingya

My niece did that to my mom. Despite trying to reassure her, I'm pretty sure it really hurt her.


ActualAntichrist

Who is the guy on the bottom?


haringtiti

mommy that man is ugly!


ExistentialAardvark

When you can't even loop a gif properly...