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okilokii

I remember in fifth grade, I got my first throwaway camera and most of the photos I took were closeups of my cats shitting. I got right near the asshole too. I now think about the people that had to process them lol


retroly

When we were kids me and my brother got disposible cameras for a trip to the zoo. I tried to take nice, scenic pictures of the animals feeding and playing etc. No joke my little brother had about 7 pictures of a Giraffes massive cock, and several animals either pissing, shitting or humping. Including a tiger taking spraying piss through the bars. LMAO. We got them developed and took a look through them and we were like "dude wtf"


i-need-some_milk

I’ve seen a few comments about the kids who took pics like this. I’m just curious about how they turned out as adults. What’s your brother like now?


retroly

Fine I think it's just childhood curiosity and humor. For young kids it's all pee pee poo poo for the first decade. He was quite young at the time maybe 7 or 8. He has 3 kids of his own now :)


lurking_misanthrope

> For young kids it's all pee pee poo poo for the first decade This should be in included in every parenting book


PlayGtr990

I am 31 and it's still all about pee pee and poo poo. FART!


DaddyDoyle88

Thought I was alone


PlayGtr990

Honestly, if you don't think farts are funny I wouldn't want to be your friend.


bpwoods97

I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... and take pictures of animal dicks. Edit: I guess a few people replying to me haven't seen [Superbad ](https://youtu.be/fzuvQXDUybE) lol.


mah131

In prison for murder.


Mikon_Youji

I was cracking up laughing for the longest time after reading this 🤣


shneekyshnake

I used to take pictures of my cats all the time with those cameras. I remember I thought I was funny by taking a few of their butthole. But now the thought of the poor person that had to develop them is making me laugh


pixie_pie

Maybe they got a good laugh out of it, too.


SkivvySkidmarks

Worked in a photo lab for years. Trust me, a goat giving birth was nothing.


pixie_pie

So, just a Tuesday morning? Now I'm intrigued what else you saw. Is there something that you still remember?


SkivvySkidmarks

Well, I can say that I'd seen every domestic mammal giving birth, as well as plenty of human births, so seeing a goat giving birth was not in the least wtf. It's been many years, and memories fade. Lots of nudes and sex. We had an unofficial policy that as long as children or animals weren't involved in the sex acts, we'd process the film. The oddest thing that stands out was the plastic surgery images we processed of before and after labia reductions and penis enlargements, with a few nose jobs in the mix. The procedural images were a bit rough first thing in the morning if you were slightly hung over. Funny story about nudes. A guy came into our storefront one time and told one of the counter staff that he'd taken some nudes of his wife and had the film processed at our location. He knew we'd made copies of them, and kept them in a special 'nudies album', and demanded to see the album. He was politely 'No, and no we don't", which was meant as "Nice try, Mr Perv."


Smokey_McBud420

So... Do you still have the nudies?


Wow-Delicious

Of course they do, they're on the wall in the break room.


nizo505

"No, nice try, Mr Perv."


Warmitrax

Which was meant as “No, and no we don't“


mah131

So there was an album, or…?


SkivvySkidmarks

There was no album. If you happened to be working on production, you'd see it, but that was it. Sometimes you didn't want to, because who wants to see grandma and grandpa spicing it up with a little light bondage.


theonecarguy

You're right. Light bondage is so vanilla these days.


pilken

has there been as AskReddit - "Former PhotoBooth employees what is the strangest shit you developed photos of" ?


poopellar

I don't know, most of those who used to develop film ended up in a dark place.


pixie_pie

One Hour Photo is not a documentary ;)


rubymoon90

That one scene in that film scared the ever living shit out of me. Also RIP robin Williams


pixie_pie

I have to watch it again, as I don't remember which one you mean. But it's one of the underrated works of Robin Williams. I remember it being very very scary and I though it showed how truly talented he was. May he rest in peace.


pavlo_escobrah

They suffer from negative thoughts


Bigluce

Yeah, I hear its needed to ensure the pictures come out OK?


FunkSiren

Niiiiice


saxguy9345

One more and I'm sending you to your dark room.


propernice

Those pictures definitely broke up the amount of sex pics I saw developing film. I’d rather a cat butthole after two rolls of up close vag pics.


w0nk0thesane

Maybe… https://youtu.be/bp8qxdH-xW4


ThatOneGuy4321

Jesus Christ I thought I was weird as a kid but you take it to a whole new level


TzarChasm9

I'm dying reading this


peabody624

This was the first thing I read at 5:00 in the morning and I started snorting laughing


scampwild

I turned 13 in 2002, and my baby sister was 4-ish at the time. We had a lot of film/disposable cameras lying around back then, and when we got a roll developed that was supposed to be just pictures of my infant brother, we found several of a massive shit my grandparents' elderly dog had taken on top of an antique stuffed unicorn in their basement. Film not being free, the adults asked me and my next youngest sister; we obviously denied it, why would we take a picture of dog shit?? They asked my baby sister and she said "Oh yeah I took those. Pretty cool, right?"


takabrash

My daughter is just about to turn 4, and that's the exact kind of thing she'd make sure to take a picture of.


katielynne53725

My son is 4, he would 1000% take pictures of ALL the shits and bugs he could find.


Reasonable_Hornet_45

Seriously, like the 3rd post I've looked at today and it's already been made.


PM_ME_ANGRY_KITTENS

My mom used to develop photos and these would probably make her laugh/shake her head. She did tell me the amount of nudes she had to see was disturbing.


badgerseattadpoles

Everyone does that. I'm 43 and still take photos of my dog taking a dump and send them to my brother


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badgerseattadpoles

Sad times bud; sad, sad times. Presumably this is a lack of resources issue - you don't have a dog? Or maybe no brother? It's the height of unserious fun tbh


Gorillapoopass

When I was a kid I took a bunch of pictures of my ass and dick with a disposable camera. My sister told on me and my dad was super pissed off, took the film roll out of the camera, covered it with lighter fluid and lit it on fire outside. As a kid I was confused why he got so mad, but now I understand why. Thank christ my sister told on me.


SnZ001

We just had to wipe and return our 5yo's iPad back to his elementary school for end-of-year, and when we went to back up the photo gallery, we discovered that roughly half of the pics are a mixture of blurry selfies and accidental screenshots...and the other half are random pics of our dog's asshole.


SamBellFromSarang

At least youre a redditor now and not some psycho cat killer


peach_xanax

I'm crying at this


Signs80

how many damn photos did you take


wtf-m8

~~underrated~~ top comment of the thread, nice. I knew it deserved some attention lol


shannleestann

You’re gonna give us a close up pic of a goats vagina and not a pic of the baby goat?!


breafkastfordinner

As you wish https://imgur.com/ESOHkNT


TedCruz666

“Happily born” is such a wholesome caption to follow up the gaping goat vagina


mofugginrob

Gaping Goat Vagina sounds like a Seth Putnam band.


upvotes4jesus-

At least a song title for an Anal Cunt album.


PunkToTheFuture

I'll take anal bum cover for 400 Alex That's "An album cover" and you know that


w0nk0thesane

Had to hunt it down, classic! https://youtu.be/8Zq3KCBed5Q?t=4m5s


Federico216

/#Susanalbumparty


pavlo_escobrah

When the anal bum party is SUS!


EveningCoyote

"Gaping goat vagina" sounds like i clicked the secret homework folder again


briish_person

this whole thing is actually super adorable


cannotfoolowls

People being really passionate and enthusiastic about something is very cute imo. It is very exciting when your pet is pregnant and I can understand a child wanting to document it. Hell, I don't think it's too different from filming the birth of a human baby.


ugagradlady

My dad told me that as a kid in the '50s, he watched his beloved Boxer, Ginger, give birth. He didn't try to take any pictures but the experience stuck with him.


MadHatter69

r/BrandNewSentence


syds

/r/evenwithcontext


SirNarwhal

But also how does OP know the baby is happy? 🤔


Dirty_Gurdy

Thanks I just spit my drink all over the lunch table at work


zzzzz94

how is the baby goat and mom doing today


Shinkowski

They were delicious


jeffersonairmattress

Are you my Greek neighbor who burned down their house after it rained the day of the niece's wedding so they moved the goat BBQ into the basement?


From_the_Underground

But why


mbay16

I bet that fire smelled delicious at first


LePoisson

I hate to break it to you but the average goat lifespan is 15 to 18 years on the upper end. Given it looks to me that this was shot with a film camera (or at least not a HD digital) for 4th grade and reddit demographics I'd guess this is from sometime in the 90s. So... They're almost certainly dead by now.


Bacon_Devil

I've never been so uncomfortable about something so cute


Mindfreek454

I want the whole book scanned and uploaded to reddit.


IRegisteredJust4This

The pages are stuck together


Sqee

Sticky goat juice


_G4M3_0V3R_

We found him boys. Certified goat fucker here.


cici92814

This is very cute actually


Uniia

This is so cute!


DormantDormaus

Oh man, how do you skip a page that says “Happily Born”???


CharlesWafflesx

Pictures of the baby goat coated in a thick layer of cervical mucus and other birth-related detritus should do it.


dkyguy1995

awwww


aesiroth

OP with the good! I miss my uncles farm.. see to spend as many weekends as I could up there (every second or third) and weeks of school holidays. Had some goats of my own amongst various other animals. Shame my kids won’t get to grow up with those experiences where we live now.


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Cute kid


redmongrel

More goat vagina plz


Spycrabpuppet123

go to r/Hornyjail! \* bonk \*


Gibodean

You're on the wrong internet.


beccster007

Well, like, you can see his little nose and derpy tongue and a hoof. It’s like ace Ventura coming out of the rhino.


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breafkastfordinner

Personal project haha


Jond267

You were an odd kid. We definitely would have been friends.


masterxak

I wouldn't say weird kid. This is 100% just a farm kid.


BlackPortland

Ed Gein was a farm kid


Risley

These photos absolutely scream Simple Jack


byrby

The kid in the photo looks pretty normal


HauntedHippie

Did you just like scrapbooking or goats? Or both? I think this is adorable btw.


gruesomeflowers

I somehow didn't notice T̶͔̬̩͙̭͇͍͊̇͋̏̑̔͒̆͆̀ͅh̸̡̢̻̳͙̣́͛̀̄̓͗ë̵̢̛͎̟̦̬̩͇̻́̀͐̃̇͊̽̈ ̵͚̳̲̋̈̒O̸͉̘̳̔̓̇o̴̧̨̳̼͌́̐̉̀͘̕z̷̭̱̳͈̥̺̪͎̳͉̒e̴̮̥͙̭̤͇͗̉̇̚͜ my first viewing.. but thanks for making look again. Wow it's really working overtime.


MirandaS2

Why the fuck did I actually open it again to see what ooze you were talking about.


Existential_Spices

#IN LABOR 🐐 🐐 🐐 Edit: my formatting sucks


cryptic-coyote

🐐💦 🐐💦 🐐 I will admit, that is a very impressive amount of goop


LiterallyPractical

Jesus, I didn't even notice the goop until you mentioned it.


NotADog17

Warm yogurt


TundieRice

r/grool [NSFW] …Christ, I’m so sorry.


Berkel

r/lipsthatgrip [NSFW] I’m even sorrier


Amphibionomus

/r/GirlsWithHugePussies I regret nothing.


JAM3SBND

Omg hottest sub I've ever seen


Amphibionomus

Yup, Girls grabbing their pussies never gets boring.


kenzomara

Im getting heavy r/comedyheaven vibes from this lol


mccdizzie

This is a comedy heaven, wtf, kidsarefuckingstupid, blursedimages quadrifecta


nandos677

You’re Kidding right


breafkastfordinner

I wish I was


ComplicitJWalker

Hahaha I'm dying. Thank you OP.


Chikumori

Out of curiosity, was this scrapbook something you did with your free time? Or did the teacher give a topic for your class and you went with this for the scrapbook ? (if it was this one, what was the topic?)


UffdaWow

I could see two kick-ass 4-H projects out of this.


notgayinathreeway

Do you know what baby goats are called


el___diablo

Goatees ?


crackbaby2000

close Goatse is the correct answer


Tysciha

I appreciate the wit!


RobMillsyMills

Think you whooshed OP. Juicy stuff mate.


DormantDormaus

Don’t say juicy. Not right now.


mugbee0

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


PapasMoustache

This comment is sleeper AF. 👏


Aradne

I honestly think that's pretty cool


breafkastfordinner

It definitely sparked my love of photography!


Existential_Spices

Yessir, you've got an eye for detail.


cdutson

It’s just the one tail, really


raz0rbl4d3

I'd ask to see some of your other work but ... nevermind, keep doing what you're doing though!


motorcycle-manful541

Might wanna pick a different origin story if you're shooting a wedding, engagement, graduation though.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

It's wholesome, that's what it is.


thats_not_a_knoife

I actually came here to say this. Although I can see most would think WTF, I think it’s fascinating.


siqiniq

r/wholesome


OGLizard

Yeah, this is more like a 4H scrapbook. To me the WTF is how many people think this is WTF material.


ProbatWork1313

I love everything about this!


RetardRex

This shit is funny as hell!


DivineExodus

I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Seeing that first picture of a goat rear, then the second page proclaiming "IN LABOR" has killed me.


shannister

Don’t leave us hanging. Is the baby yours?


nandos677

That’s my daaaaad!


Gibodean

Yes, he was a baaaaad, baaaaad boy.


GoatTacos

Lmao. This is totally weird but heyyyyy. It’s the miracle of birth.


allyourcatsarebases

IN LABOR


Jakkerak

Aww. That little baby goat face!


WayneBetzky

Hahahahah I have a feeling this wasn’t for a school project either


DormantDormaus

“Personal project” per OP.


stabahookernrun

Your scizzor work with those shapes doesn’t go unappreciated


greyconcepts

We did the same thing!!! A family friend was studying to be a vet and we invited her over to watch the birth and take pictures. We still have a tiny little album of it somewhere


_Danjo_

The perfect scrapbook doesn’t exis— *slowly stands* 👏👏👏


conradical30

I’m just sitting here thinking about the poor bastard who had to develop those photos in a lab


mrsbatman

I’m dying laughing just imagining the developer telling their partner about their day.


rainsoaked88

It’s the shaky ballpoint pen that does it for me, no other adornment needed


bendover912

That's is fucking graphic for a fourth grader. You really got in there for the close up.


aclays

All about perspective and upbringing. As early as second grade I used to help my parents with the butchering and cleaning of rabbits and chickens that had been raised for that purpose. We had land and they were a super cheap and easy way to fill our freezer with food. I was also present for animals giving birth and never thought anything of it. To a city kid (and probably my kids too since I don't have or ever want to live on a farm again), it sounds morbid to play with rabbits and chickens like they're your pets, knowing that you're going to kill them soon. You go into it knowing that's what they're there for though. You give them a good life, then give them as instant a death as possible. They still live a happier life and have a quicker more painless death than if they were wild animals. There is only one way out for prey animals in the wild, and it's not pleasant.


sektabox

That would be graphic for someone raised in a city, far detached from how life happens (and how food is produced). If you grow up on (or visit frequently), a family farm where animals are raised, there is nothing particularly graphic about this, or about the slaughter of a pig or cow for meat. Just life happening and food being made. I used to watch those things as a 5-year-old kid. While having a sandwich.


breafkastfordinner

Yeah we didn’t have a whole farm, but I grew up in the country and we raised goats and chickens. It was always a great night when we could watch a birth!


Ourobius

This is what we had instead of TV


upvotes4jesus-

Yeah I've seen a farmer jam his whole arm into a Cow's vagina to help pull a baby calf out. It was weird the first time.


DaleGribble3

It’s hilarious to me as a small town kid who was occasionally exposed to some very countrified shit just how sheltered city kids are from life.


Happyradish532

Taking my city friends camping while I was going to college was a good time. None of them knew how to start a fire lol


PeruseTheNews

You mean, without a lighter or matches?


mdg70

He probably means with a lighter or matches


Happyradish532

I wish that's what I meant.


freetimerva

But then the country boys come into the city complaining about parking and carrying AR-15S because the talking heads on television got them spooked. Being sheltered from reality isn't just a city kid thing.


DaleGribble3

Yeah. They suck too.


Naked-In-Cornfield

Yeah I used to gut deer and then have a sandwich as a kid. Circle of liiiiiiiiiiife.


MonkiFlip420

IN LABOR


dyke_face

This is so cool for a kid to be able to see, and document so clearly. Honestly it’s cool as fuck.


ennuinerdog

At least you knew where babies came from. Goats.


makeme84

Kids. Kids come from goats. Lol


YoungUrbanFailure

If you lived on a farm, this isn't that weird. Seems like a 4h project. If you didn't live on a farm, it's weird, but so is the fact that you had a pet goat. How are mom goat and baby goat doing today?


BeerGardenGnome

I was thinking the same thing, seemed like a 4H thing or at least an FFA member.


GregIsUgly

WHY DID I ZOOM IN??? You can see the baby goats snout protruding out the goats cunt oh my fucking god


Aegongrey

You should narrate wildlife videos. I'd pay to see that.


GregIsUgly

I threw up this morning from just brushing my teeth somehow. I doubt I could stomach any more animal birth close-ups :(


explision

In Kindergarden we had a girl, who's dad owner a farm. She was super excited when her chickens had babies and wanted to being them and show them off. Us kids were super excited to see and touch them. I remember that one person accidentally stepped backwards and crushed the baby chicken. Lots of screaming and crying was done that day


pachydocerus

I kind of want to buy the rights to the first image to use as an album cover. Edit: the album would obviously have to be called 'No Kidding'


Majukun

The real goatse


xerxerxex

Fucking 4H kids.


jokersdj_chiefs

That’s a sight to see in my book


Aninvisiblemaniac

It's a little weird but mostly sweet


freelanceredditor

You’re either a sociopath or a scientist


Afrikan-American

Sleeve of wizard


SethRogen-Not

Not WTF at all. I think it’s really cool that you were so interested in what is a normal, yet fascinating, natural biologic function.


ClarenceBoddickerr77

Whenever I'm around an unattended camera I'll take a photo of whatever animal's butt is nearby. Then put the camera back where I found it. Always nice for the owner to find mixed in with regular shots.


CrazyGitar

Why the fuck are people saying this is weird??? This is awesome! I love how OP's parents were exposing their child in a positive way to nature at work.


hydrogen_wv

Damn, you weren't shy were ya. I'd be afraid to get hit with the juices being that close.


Snugglypuss

What are you like now? What are you hobbies or your job. You've went weird places right?


Boberoo2

Why


AvaAdoreSmashing

Very educational 😳


MrCrawcikTv

I was eating


gutsonmynuts

Add some pentagrams and flames and you have a black metal album cover.


ejd0626

I don’t like most kids but I love 4th grade you. This is so pure.


Triz_D

Having grown up on a farm I laughed wayyyy too hard at this... This made my fucking day


Bigdx

You goat to be kidding me.


Warkitz

Just scrolling through my front page. BOOM GOAT VAGINA. TGI motherfuckin F


AlathMasster

I wasn't expecting to see goat pussy tonight, but here we are I guess


mentally_ill_virgo

*_i N LaBOur_* Lmao no shit, sherlock


GimmeYourBitcoinPlz

is that Ace Ventura ?


ImBob_S_N_Vagenes

Is your name Dwight Schrute per chance?