Sky living room..
By - touchfeel
Hell of a long way to get anything from the fridge.
How the fuck is he gonna grab a beer?
KC-135 Stratotanker should be able to deliver liquids directly into his refueling port without much difficulty.
sorry i dont know that one. kc-46?
No you’re right
That’s what the hawk is for
No landing? I want to see how it ends.
Edit: I found a longer video. The landing is smoother than I expected! The landing is at about the 3 minute mark.
Eating his chips like a cool motherfucker. Classic.
The fact he just gets up out of the chair is crazy. He wasn’t strapped in at all no harness nothing. If a stray gust of wind hit or the couch went off balance dude would’ve been toast.
Holy cow, that landing was smoother than my ass. It looked like just ducking parked a car.
That landing was MUCH smoother than I was expecting
Was he just hoping that there would be a clear area for him to land?
The flight would have been planned in advance. Any time you're doing something like this, you know where and when you start, and where and when you land. The landing site often expects you.
"Mother Earth will always readily welcome you back from an absence of any length of time. The speed at which she welcomes you back is not always your choice, but always strive to do your best to make it a soft and gentle reunion."
Man, imagine if it had clipped the front on the landing and he flipped over forwards and the couch dragged over him.
Just watching this makes me anxious, fuck that
Just imagine the thing juts forward and you slip out of that couch.. to your death.
Nope nope nope
Imagine dropping the remote 🤦♀️ I’d jump just out of embarrassment
He could have just used his massive balls to break the fall.
Oh, I'm abruptly falling to my doom, I'll just casually grab this backpack nex... shit, it fell off too.
He could have secured it with a carabiner to his pants.
and just put it on while he is free falling? kinda doubt that.
It wouldn't be the first time someone put their chute on during freefall. But I think the others that have done so had more altitude to work with.
It's actually just snacks and stuff
This gave me anxiety...
Me too, that for some reason I feel down near my genitals.
thats your testicles retreating inside your body
not even a seatbelt
He's 100% tethered in. You can see thr tension around his hips.
This is truely what separates man from ape.
This was incredibly stupid. He's not even strapped in. Doesn't even have a secondary parachute attached to his body. What an idiot. Glad he's okay, though.
My dad always says "a turk doesn't need" [to be strapped in] when a turk does something dangerous/stupid.
My dad is a turk.
I used to get the *'It's no good being Polish unless you prove it once a day'* so I understand your father's sentiment. It's pretty ballsy to do this without a seatbelt at least.
This was my thought as well.
He is strapped in. There's a pair of black straps running from the sail to a harness under his clothes. There's probably a reserve chute in the "backpack" as well.
When he lands in the full video he just hops right up without undoing any straps.
I'm good with all of it, except for the lack of a harness.
Don’t drop the remote
The joke is on him. There’s no TV reception up there.
is he even strapped in?
This definitely beats my last parasailing trip. With a harness I was terrified.
That gave me so much anxiety
But how did he land?
Somebody linked to the full video above. There's wheels on the couch and he just sits it down real gently.
Hey I jumped off that same place in Turkey, pretty popular spot for paragliding. They do a lot of tricks and stuff so this in comparison seems pretty tame, the dude I got ended up going into this death spin, made me feel terrible afterwards.
I’m pretty surprised he was able to sit down on that couch due to HIS MASSIVE FUCKING STEEL BALLS!
Even porn would have a hard time competing with the view from up there.
Why downvoted? I’d want to save this too.
No. Absolutely not.
I have dreams like this. They never end well
They say he's still vibin' in the sky to this day.
Bet he was pissed when he realized he left the remote to switch on the TV behind.
I would have been dead, would have freaked and fell off ugh!!!!
Why men die before women
Is this the same guy that did this on a bed and took a nap?
"Hey John, can you help me move my couch to my new place?"
"Say no more, fam."
How it feels when the shrooms hit
Made me think of the "Honorable Mention" Darwin Award-recipient [Lawn Chair Larry](https://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html).
His reception must be incredible
Stupid bitch probably forgot the remote.
Hence the blank screen.
Oh shit, gotta piss... *Forgets where he is, and off the couch he goes.
Ten seconds in and he drops the remote.
I go to america!