Libs come to an agreement.
By - SlabOfDriedMeat
Now that is right thinking
What about their legs? They don't need those.
But we've eating nothing but maggoty bread for 3 stinkin days
Get back, scum! The prisoners go to Saruman, alive and *unspoiled*!
Nay they, like you, will serve THE BRIGHT LORD
Um... I would rather live in the middle of a secluded/enchanted forest as an outcast you see... I have better plans to live alone in peace...
*claims to live in forest*
I know of your plans you stinking statist. not gonna lure me in.
Alive? Why alive?
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it may cost more if it's minors legs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What are you bulk costs on leather?
And how many square meters of grade A furry leather a week can you deliver?
Based and open season pilled
True. This is how we should always live, bröther
Looks like furry is back on the menu, boys!
Is there such a thing as Unexpected LOTR?
and my ax
And then give them robotic legs. People will pay premium for that
You sell their legs and arms only to replace them with another animals legs and arms grafted on so they can finally live their dream
you have my attention
That’s brilliant and if clown world ever gets to the point where furries are legally considered animals I’ll go around kidnapping them and selling them to Chinese billionaires
“You are going to be ground up into dick medicine”
Or sell them copius amounts of porn for ungodly prices that they are somehow totally fine with (seriously wtf furries?)
Those of us that have money tend to have a lot of money, with the average furry earning slightly more than the general public despite less than a third having full-time employment.
This is largely due to a large amount of those with STEM degrees, with 27.9% going into technology, 11.9% engineering, and 11.9% science.
The last thing I expected to see when I posted this comment was furry facts. Thanks for the info.. I think.
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A true libright
I think they are worth more parted out tbh..
Great idea, but I would put up large amount of money to hunt them down on my private island
Buy the Epstein island. It already has cells and would be good for hunting.
And nobody will ask about the screaming
I'm ashamed of my initial low ROI plans.
Think how much you could make by having furry artists work for you. So much potential earning lost
#END HUMAN TRAFFICKING
#EXPORT FURRIES INSTEAD
Who the fuck would want them as pets
🤔 Maybe the wojack is more of a trapper than a hunter
no no you sell the furries fursuits
I can't find the video to link it now, but I'm only able to think of the lady doing her son's laundry, she pulls out a sock, taps it on the table/counter and it's hard as a block of wood.
those things probably go for as much as a human anyways
and it's not illegal so no one can stop you from selling them
Average fursuit is 1k ish, so about 20 average quality fursuits is equal to 1 human.
kill the pack leader, sell the puppies
I mean. I’m sure someone will buy a furry with a limp. It’s a win win
Ah yes. Creative thinking and open-mindness. You will perform well in today's economy.
Minds will definitely be opened
Flair checks out
Sounds like a job for LibCenter!
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Exotic Safari hunt?
That's what those sick fucks want, so no
Was scrolling for this, you could easily sell a large portion of furries as pets without violating the NAP
Furries can be used for goods and services
I wanted a peanut!
And luckily that matches up with some of their kinks, so many would be more than happy if you did
Joke libcenter: I'm a monkey!
Real libcenter: I MADE A FRIEND OF HORROR!
We are all animals
reject pretending to be animal
return to being animal
We aint nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel
(Gettin' horny now)
My animal super power is tool use.
Back to monke
This is why I lift weights. When I look the part, I will start communicating with grunts only.
One of the few times I agree with libright
You know what? So do I. Solid plan to reduce the impact of human-caused climate change.
Full compass unity. Lemme go get my grill
Careful. A “few times” is all Hitler needed.
Countdown to furries getting their own letter and being taught to 1st graders…
SD for species dysphoria?
I found out about otherkin from fucking [Encyclopedia Dramatica](https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Otherkin)
smh y'all never heard about otherkin.
I am partial to accelerationism,
But furries need to be dead or in the closet.
Me too - furries being killed is RAPID accelerationism.
This would be so much better without the colours
[Ask and ye shall receive](https://i.imgur.com/vERD0UO.png)
99% of furries don’t identify as animals. That’s otherkin (:
Yes! Dunno why everyone seems to think furries identify as other animals
If the facts don't align with the agenda, then the facts are changed
1. Why tf you know it ?
2. Why tf I knew it before ?
3. Why tf it exists ?
1. It's a not a filthy normie
2. You are not a filthy normie
3. Humanity has become extremely boring and people who don't have anything actually special about them sink into escapism
Can't be sure. *just tag them and hope you got one of the cringe ones*
This implies the existence of non-cringe furries.
Based and yiffpilled
I don't think I'll ever get the misconception that curries identify as animals.
> I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually identify as a racist
Crosses are a superior form of execution.
It depends on what you are aiming for in your execution. Crosses are good for threatening co-conspirators of the one executed, as it is a long and painful way to die, but the gas chamber is more on the side of efficiency, as you are capable of murdering more people in less time with them.
However, the guillotine is a fantastically economical crossover. Strikes fear in co-conspirators and only costs an hourly wage, that's accounted for as overhead anyhow.
As a more ethical alternative, a firing squad adds dignity as well as results.
Over*head*... I see what you did there
The classic firing squad is pretty good and efficient too.
Scaphism is the best but its messy
*Degenerates like you belong on a cross.*
if “orange man” is the left’s one joke, then this is the right’s
A question since you seem to be knowledgeable. Does an Apache 30mm use the same ammo as an A-10 30mm?
Serious answer? No. The m230 chain gun on the Apache is chambered in 30x113 mm and the famous GAU-8 Avenger on the A-10 is chambered in 30x173 mm. The Apache also makes use of the 30mm HEDP round and, to my knowledge at least, the A-10 makes use of mixed belts of HE-frag and DU armor piercing rounds.
Anything's a 30mm if you're brave enough
no, actually. Apache 30mm is weaker, still devastating as fuck though.
>respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly
if you enjoy the kill it isn't needless
Try identifying as funny
Oh god the one joke has evolved.
The state of New York says my vehicle privilege is D class :(
If you’re going to stuff and mount a furry, do you stuff the human then put the fur suit on that? Or do you just stuff the fur suit?
Now we are asking the real questions
Please define "stuff" and "mount" in this context.
"Sorry I'm late, I was mounting stuff"
"I am stuff"
Furries are just cringe but I don't see why they should be harmed lol
I think all kinds of "degeneracy" should be allowed legally
Agreed. Except for the ones who cross into zoophilia. They should be blood-eagled.
Sir this is a zoophile safe space. Check your privilege.
Animal fuckers and child fuckers face the wall
Dead don't work, dead don't buy.
>Furries are just cringe
On average, yes. But some are based, despite being incentivized to be cringe. I can respect that. You haven't lived until you've seen the rare legendary based furry mass triggering tards by going on a rant regarding how much communism sucks ass.
>communism sucks ass
Makes me like it all the more. Who doesn't like a nice ass sucking every now in then?
Worth waiting in line for, tbh.
If I had a nickel for every far right Fascist furry I met I would have 10 cents which is weird that it happened twice.
The one's who degeneratly consume porn and making it the main part of their personality are cringe, the others that are just vibing and behaving themselves like normal people are fine
Don’t identify as human, you don’t get human rights.
Edit: Post this on r/xenogendersandmore! It should trigger some Oranges!
The fuck is that sub
Holy moly that sub is filled to the brim with cringe my gosh
Yeah. No shit. Xenogenders. And, the prefix xeno- means different, so what more would there be?
That's a dangerous precedent to set. Soon cats will identify as humans to escape from their homes.
Cats don’t know how to identify. They just know instinct.
I thought it was a free for all. Like if a neopronoun can claim to be an off the spectrum fairy gendered then furries might as well happen.
what the fuck is that sub bro
If 't be true they unfold as vermin 'r livestock…
but not if 't be true they unfold as dogs 'r cats
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My fursona is a panda so the state should be making communes for me and bringing me other panda furry for make fuck.
Based, but you must acquire a flair
Furries should be spayed or neutered. Otherwise you'll just end up with feral furry litters all over the neighborhood.
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I have a feeling op doesn't understand how furries work/lh
Let the griller have his karma, stereotyping is the main theme of this sub anyways and it it’s still more chill then most other political subs
I know this is probably a joke but some people are pretty dumb so I can't tell for certain. Just for the people who don't know, it's not identifying as an animal. It's just a character. It's like personal mascots
on all levels but physical, I am a wolf.
That's otherkin, no one likes them
It gets me the most karma
Based and useless-internet-points pilled
Yeah I know furries who hate most furries because of how horny they are
Yea that would be me, fuck those degenerates assholes, everybody hates us because of them
Auth-right furry gang rise up
Hahaha, you got me with that one. Now...get on my wall! I have tags for three wolfkin!
😋😋 Tasty 😋😋
Just remove their immune and nervous systems to avoid certain diseases
Fuck, this got me so good. I almost felt bad for laughing.
Hard-core furries have the right to act like animals, but that also gives us the right to hunt them like they're animals
My kamerad, you dropped your iron cross. Time to hunt the furries.
And not just the men. But the women, and the children, too. They are animals, so I'll slaughter them like animals. I hate them.
But furries don't identify as animals
as a furry i know no one who identifies as an animal. there are people out there ("otherkin they say" who do but for the most part no one thinks they are an animal.)
We don’t want to identify as animals. That’s otherkin
Furry are animals capable of human behavior, they’re below humans but above animals, so furry should be categorized as subhuman
I’ll respect your right to be a furry but you to respect my right come hunting season
Would hunters have to purchase tags? Would they count as the animal they represent, or be under a different Furry categorey?
I'd imagine state/local governments, people and some businesses would sell tags to let hunters hunt on their property with obvious stipulations applied by both government regulations and by the ones providing tags. The question is, on what properties would this be legal
Actually, furries don't identify as animals, those who in fact identify as animals are called otherkin/therian. Furries are just people who like the concept of anthropomorphic animal characters
It would’ve gotten less upvotes because not as many people know what otherkin are
Otherkin also don't really identify as animals 100% of the time - don't get me wrong, some do, but it's generally accepted in the community that acting like an animal in public is a dick move and a lot of people just feel they have a special connection to animals (not that they are one)
Also researchers actually followed up on otherkin after multiple years and it turns out almost all were actually trans experiencing gender dysphoria who coped by mentally identifying as animals. Because it's easier to contemplate there's no possible way to actually be an animal than it is to contemplate yes I could go to a doctor tomorrow and start the process of gender transitioning.
Could I get a source on this? Super interesting
Basically a person that likes animal like humans, like a catgirl or a catboy , People like to think of All furries as zoophiles or People Who identify as fugin animals
Someone who likes anthropomorphic animals. Think like Zootopia and stuff.
Another two years and lib left will be teaching elementary school kids how to properly dress as furry in between their hormone therapies
What month do you think furries will get?
(I'm adding a /s as a precaution)
Honestly it's terrifying that we've come to the point where people think they can be animals, and we don't call it out as mental illness.
If you really think thier is a huge amount of people that think they are animals, you have have a mental illness.
Another libright win
Libright is right for once. I'm libleft on just about every issue but furries disgust me.
I don't think I've ever agreed with Lib Right before. How much for a furry-hide rug?
Let the hunting commence.
If they identify as animals we should be allowed to hunt them. I'm not trying to be funny or ironic.
Sure furries can be animals it’s a free fucken country you wanna be a chicken be a chicken
libright needs to go back to school because humans are already animals... 😈 why limit your prey