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Libs come to an agreement.

Libs come to an agreement.

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vulkoriscoming

Now that is right thinking


Bernard_Hunor_Deak

r/literary_1984


Dragnipur47

What about their legs? They don't need those.


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Dragnipur47

But we've eating nothing but maggoty bread for 3 stinkin days


Muted_Neck_6659

Get back, scum! The prisoners go to Saruman, alive and *unspoiled*!


Jacktheripper2000pro

Nay they, like you, will serve THE BRIGHT LORD


SlavKozelBlyat420

Um... I would rather live in the middle of a secluded/enchanted forest as an outcast you see... I have better plans to live alone in peace...


imabananafry

*claims to live in forest* *is authoritarian* I know of your plans you stinking statist. not gonna lure me in.


rvalsot

Alive? Why alive?


Cheems_And_Memes

Based and Uruk-hai-pilled.


kooarbiter

based and the one ring pilled


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_-ammar-_

it may cost more if it's minors legs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


qwerty-222

What are you bulk costs on leather? And how many square meters of grade A furry leather a week can you deliver?


XlAG_

Based and open season pilled


EMTkawaii

True. This is how we should always live, bröther


Konrad-der-GroBe

[Fresh](https://tenor.com/view/lotr-orc-theyre-fresh-what-about-gif-11345128)


Bitter_Mongoose

Looks like furry is back on the menu, boys!


xdestruxionx

Is there such a thing as Unexpected LOTR?


Darkheartisland

and my ax


Dragnipur47

Possibly.


ApXv

And then give them robotic legs. People will pay premium for that


Adiin-Red

You sell their legs and arms only to replace them with another animals legs and arms grafted on so they can finally live their dream


Cheery_Tree

Cowgirl farm!


sabotabo

you have my attention


AlistairRodryk

catboy ranch


chabo24

That’s brilliant and if clown world ever gets to the point where furries are legally considered animals I’ll go around kidnapping them and selling them to Chinese billionaires


lonelyswarm

“You are going to be ground up into dick medicine”


WashiBurr

Or sell them copius amounts of porn for ungodly prices that they are somehow totally fine with (seriously wtf furries?)


Sabertooth767

Those of us that have money tend to have a lot of money, with the average furry earning slightly more than the general public despite less than a third having full-time employment. [https://furscience.com/research-findings/demographics/1-5-income/](https://furscience.com/research-findings/demographics/1-5-income/) [https://furscience.com/research-findings/demographics/1-6-employment/](https://furscience.com/research-findings/demographics/1-6-employment/) This is largely due to a large amount of those with STEM degrees, with 27.9% going into technology, 11.9% engineering, and 11.9% science. [https://furscience.com/research-findings/demographics/1-4-education/](https://furscience.com/research-findings/demographics/1-4-education/)


WashiBurr

The last thing I expected to see when I posted this comment was furry facts. Thanks for the info.. I think.


Footie_Fan_98

Based


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MustyDemon666420

Based and pet furries for salepilled


R_Aqua

A true libright


amIhighbro

I think they are worth more parted out tbh..


LupusWiskey

Great idea, but I would put up large amount of money to hunt them down on my private island


Gamssswastaken

Buy the Epstein island. It already has cells and would be good for hunting.


LupusWiskey

And nobody will ask about the screaming


CelticTexan749

Based


Konrad-der-GroBe

I'm ashamed of my initial low ROI plans.


AH_BioTwist

Think how much you could make by having furry artists work for you. So much potential earning lost


ScuderiaBwoah

#END HUMAN TRAFFICKING #EXPORT FURRIES INSTEAD


CountingNutters

Who the fuck would want them as pets


Bitter_Mongoose

🤔 Maybe the wojack is more of a trapper than a hunter


PolandBallFan42069

no no you sell the furries fursuits


HotChickenshit

I can't find the video to link it now, but I'm only able to think of the lady doing her son's laundry, she pulls out a sock, taps it on the table/counter and it's hard as a block of wood.


sabotabo

those things probably go for as much as a human anyways


PolandBallFan42069

and it's not illegal so no one can stop you from selling them


spr3ng

Average fursuit is 1k ish, so about 20 average quality fursuits is equal to 1 human.


Vandechoz

kill the pack leader, sell the puppies


Euphoric_Comb7346

I mean. I’m sure someone will buy a furry with a limp. It’s a win win


ArmoredSir

Ah yes. Creative thinking and open-mindness. You will perform well in today's economy.


CountingNutters

Minds will definitely be opened


R2D231

Flair checks out


King-of-Metal-

Based.


chantzyboy78

Sounds like a job for LibCenter!


_DickSwizzler_

based


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Th3M0D3RaT0R

Exotic Safari hunt?


johndoev2

That's what those sick fucks want, so no


TheGrandeCaja

Was scrolling for this, you could easily sell a large portion of furries as pets without violating the NAP


just_gimme_anwsers

Furries can be used for goods and services


foxnews4life

I wanted a peanut!


Oblivion_18

And luckily that matches up with some of their kinks, so many would be more than happy if you did


topboofings

Joke libcenter: I'm a monkey! Real libcenter: I MADE A FRIEND OF HORROR!


Statakaka

We are all animals


sabotabo

reject pretending to be animal return to being animal


Foronir

We aint nothing but mammals


ClintArtic

So let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel


Boomer8450

(Gettin' horny now)


Tai9ch

My animal super power is tool use.


ShadowYeeter

Back to monke


JiveWithIt

This is why I lift weights. When I look the part, I will start communicating with grunts only.


ApeTornadoToaster

One of the few times I agree with libright


EsteemedOpium

You know what? So do I. Solid plan to reduce the impact of human-caused climate change.


DeadRos3

Full compass unity. Lemme go get my grill


gold-n-silver

Careful. A “few times” is all Hitler needed.


dramatic_piano_note

Countdown to furries getting their own letter and being taught to 1st graders…


RichardsLeftNipple

SD for species dysphoria?


user0015

so, otherkin?


Lieutenant_Joe

I found out about otherkin from fucking [Encyclopedia Dramatica](https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Otherkin)


GenocideSolution

smh y'all never heard about otherkin.


johndoev2

I am partial to accelerationism, But furries need to be dead or in the closet.


knightblue4

Me too - furries being killed is RAPID accelerationism.


cuil_beans

OH GOD


Smellymen

https://www.reddit.com/user/Smellymen/comments/nxscqy/e/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


_Gringus_

This would be so much better without the colours


SlabOfDriedMeat

[Ask and ye shall receive](https://i.imgur.com/vERD0UO.png)


_Gringus_

Ta


Barney_W_S

Boring


dafossa7

99% of furries don’t identify as animals. That’s otherkin (:


anon3911

Yes! Dunno why everyone seems to think furries identify as other animals


REL0G

this


PeterTheFoxx

If the facts don't align with the agenda, then the facts are changed


Python_B

Three questions: 1. Why tf you know it ? 2. Why tf I knew it before ? 3. Why tf it exists ?


LinceGris

1. It's a not a filthy normie 2. You are not a filthy normie 3. Humanity has become extremely boring and people who don't have anything actually special about them sink into escapism


x_TheDementor_x

Can't be sure. *just tag them and hope you got one of the cringe ones*


Dauss

This implies the existence of non-cringe furries.


FleshAndTendons

Based and yiffpilled


MaticBlox

Based moment


DenTheRedditBoi7

I don't think I'll ever get the misconception that curries identify as animals.


blocking_butterfly

> I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.


ApeTornadoToaster

I sexually identify as a racist


burned_man1

Crosses are a superior form of execution.


ApeTornadoToaster

It depends on what you are aiming for in your execution. Crosses are good for threatening co-conspirators of the one executed, as it is a long and painful way to die, but the gas chamber is more on the side of efficiency, as you are capable of murdering more people in less time with them.


RollinThundaga

However, the guillotine is a fantastically economical crossover. Strikes fear in co-conspirators and only costs an hourly wage, that's accounted for as overhead anyhow. As a more ethical alternative, a firing squad adds dignity as well as results.


ApeTornadoToaster

Over*head*... I see what you did there


Local_inquisitor

The classic firing squad is pretty good and efficient too.


Ass_to_mouth_69

Scaphism is the best but its messy


Cheems_And_Memes

*Degenerates like you belong on a cross.*


onekingdom1

Nice


sabotabo

if “orange man” is the left’s one joke, then this is the right’s


weirdbutinagoodway

A question since you seem to be knowledgeable. Does an Apache 30mm use the same ammo as an A-10 30mm?


McPolice_Officer

Serious answer? No. The m230 chain gun on the Apache is chambered in 30x113 mm and the famous GAU-8 Avenger on the A-10 is chambered in 30x173 mm. The Apache also makes use of the 30mm HEDP round and, to my knowledge at least, the A-10 makes use of mixed belts of HE-frag and DU armor piercing rounds.


blocking_butterfly

Anything's a 30mm if you're brave enough


LordCirrhosisOfLiver

no, actually. Apache 30mm is weaker, still devastating as fuck though.


HardCoreTxHunter

>respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly if you enjoy the kill it isn't needless


Sir_Llama_III

Try identifying as funny


I_BOOF_POOP

Oh god the one joke has evolved.


RollinThundaga

The state of New York says my vehicle privilege is D class :(


xxnavyrulzxx

If you’re going to stuff and mount a furry, do you stuff the human then put the fur suit on that? Or do you just stuff the fur suit?


BluBadgerMk2

Now we are asking the real questions


Boomer8450

Please define "stuff" and "mount" in this context.


PrDelahaye

"Sorry I'm late, I was mounting stuff" "I am stuff"


random314157

Furries are just cringe but I don't see why they should be harmed lol I think all kinds of "degeneracy" should be allowed legally


AlexanderDroog

Agreed. Except for the ones who cross into zoophilia. They should be blood-eagled.


cis-hetro_tyrant

Sir this is a zoophile safe space. Check your privilege.


ChickenLord105

Animal fuckers and child fuckers face the wall


RichardsLeftNipple

Dead don't work, dead don't buy.


Wanidovueru

>Furries are just cringe On average, yes. But some are based, despite being incentivized to be cringe. I can respect that. You haven't lived until you've seen the rare legendary based furry mass triggering tards by going on a rant regarding how much communism sucks ass.


SchwarzerKaffee

>communism sucks ass Makes me like it all the more. Who doesn't like a nice ass sucking every now in then? Worth waiting in line for, tbh.


MaximumUnnatural

If I had a nickel for every far right Fascist furry I met I would have 10 cents which is weird that it happened twice.


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The one's who degeneratly consume porn and making it the main part of their personality are cringe, the others that are just vibing and behaving themselves like normal people are fine


_-_-_-_-_Q_-_-_-_-_

Don’t identify as human, you don’t get human rights. Edit: Post this on r/xenogendersandmore! It should trigger some Oranges!


BreezyEasy1

The fuck is that sub


onekingdom1

Indeed


Silicon_Tetraazide

Holy moly that sub is filled to the brim with cringe my gosh


_-_-_-_-_Q_-_-_-_-_

Yeah. No shit. Xenogenders. And, the prefix xeno- means different, so what more would there be?


Cheery_Tree

That's a dangerous precedent to set. Soon cats will identify as humans to escape from their homes.


_-_-_-_-_Q_-_-_-_-_

Cats don’t know how to identify. They just know instinct.


cis-hetro_tyrant

I thought it was a free for all. Like if a neopronoun can claim to be an off the spectrum fairy gendered then furries might as well happen.


destroyer35k

based


samcar330

what the fuck is that sub bro


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Shakespeare-Bot

If 't be true they unfold as vermin 'r livestock… but not if 't be true they unfold as dogs 'r cats *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


justafurry

My fursona is a panda so the state should be making communes for me and bringing me other panda furry for make fuck.


ChickenLord105

Based, but you must acquire a flair


FarewellSovereignty

Furries should be spayed or neutered. Otherwise you'll just end up with feral furry litters all over the neighborhood.


Degenerate_Saint

Based and Bob-Barker-Pilled.


Xanixia

I have a feeling op doesn't understand how furries work/lh


patchlocke

Let the griller have his karma, stereotyping is the main theme of this sub anyways and it it’s still more chill then most other political subs


Sir_Llama_III

"chill"


TheDeerssassin

I know this is probably a joke but some people are pretty dumb so I can't tell for certain. Just for the people who don't know, it's not identifying as an animal. It's just a character. It's like personal mascots


Terminal_Terry

on all levels but physical, I am a wolf.


TheDeerssassin

That's otherkin, no one likes them


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SlabOfDriedMeat

It gets me the most karma


Silicon_Tetraazide

Based and useless-internet-points pilled


Fastfood9000

Yeah I know furries who hate most furries because of how horny they are


LinceGris

Yea that would be me, fuck those degenerates assholes, everybody hates us because of them


anon3911

Auth-right furry gang rise up


Big-ounce-04

Lol


Konrad-der-GroBe

Hahaha, you got me with that one. Now...get on my wall! I have tags for three wolfkin!


CelticTexan749

😋😋 Tasty 😋😋 Just remove their immune and nervous systems to avoid certain diseases


James_Locke

Fuck, this got me so good. I almost felt bad for laughing.


suck_an_egg2

Hard-core furries have the right to act like animals, but that also gives us the right to hunt them like they're animals


ApeTornadoToaster

My kamerad, you dropped your iron cross. Time to hunt the furries.


JokerChaos77

And not just the men. But the women, and the children, too. They are animals, so I'll slaughter them like animals. I hate them.


BigBoyMorgan

But furries don't identify as animals


MinecrAftX0

as a furry i know no one who identifies as an animal. there are people out there ("otherkin they say" who do but for the most part no one thinks they are an animal.)


Darkspy8183

We don’t want to identify as animals. That’s otherkin


tonkin24

Furry are animals capable of human behavior, they’re below humans but above animals, so furry should be categorized as subhuman


azns123

I’ll respect your right to be a furry but you to respect my right come hunting season


765Alpha

Would hunters have to purchase tags? Would they count as the animal they represent, or be under a different Furry categorey?


x_TheDementor_x

I'd imagine state/local governments, people and some businesses would sell tags to let hunters hunt on their property with obvious stipulations applied by both government regulations and by the ones providing tags. The question is, on what properties would this be legal


OpenDChordOnBass

Actually, furries don't identify as animals, those who in fact identify as animals are called otherkin/therian. Furries are just people who like the concept of anthropomorphic animal characters


patchlocke

It would’ve gotten less upvotes because not as many people know what otherkin are


420conradical69

Otherkin also don't really identify as animals 100% of the time - don't get me wrong, some do, but it's generally accepted in the community that acting like an animal in public is a dick move and a lot of people just feel they have a special connection to animals (not that they are one)


GenocideSolution

Also researchers actually followed up on otherkin after multiple years and it turns out almost all were actually trans experiencing gender dysphoria who coped by mentally identifying as animals. Because it's easier to contemplate there's no possible way to actually be an animal than it is to contemplate yes I could go to a doctor tomorrow and start the process of gender transitioning.


420conradical69

Could I get a source on this? Super interesting


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C1iver

Basically a person that likes animal like humans, like a catgirl or a catboy , People like to think of All furries as zoophiles or People Who identify as fugin animals


DenTheRedditBoi7

Someone who likes anthropomorphic animals. Think like Zootopia and stuff.


Iguanas14

Another two years and lib left will be teaching elementary school kids how to properly dress as furry in between their hormone therapies


weirdbutinagoodway

What month do you think furries will get?


Silicon_Tetraazide

Hunting season. (I'm adding a /s as a precaution)


MrSparklyFace

Honestly it's terrifying that we've come to the point where people think they can be animals, and we don't call it out as mental illness.


justafurry

If you really think thier is a huge amount of people that think they are animals, you have have a mental illness.


poinsot

Another libright win


Airway

Libright is right for once. I'm libleft on just about every issue but furries disgust me.


Preacherjonson

I don't think I've ever agreed with Lib Right before. How much for a furry-hide rug?


x_TheDementor_x

Let the hunting commence.


PhantomLord088

If they identify as animals we should be allowed to hunt them. I'm not trying to be funny or ironic.


ThePortalGeek

Sure furries can be animals it’s a free fucken country you wanna be a chicken be a chicken


Asian_Zetsu

libright needs to go back to school because humans are already animals... 😈 why limit your prey