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WillNE5m2020

10m karma WTF lmao


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Bozhark

Block that bitch for better reddit


1Ill1lII1IlI1lIl1

Y’all take Reddit really seriously.


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1Ill1lII1IlI1lIl1

Reddit should add a system where the actual users of Reddit could say whether or not they enjoy a post. Some sort of vote.


Sl0ppyB0t

Im still trying to understand what drives people to aquire points. What do you do with them? This isn't Chucky Cheese. Is there a secret casino subreddit?


andylowenthal

He commented on Reddit, late at night


iluvblox1

He commented on Reddit, disregarding timezones.


OpSecBestSex

He commented on Reddit, disregarding that we are all bots


forsberg2110

I blocked him and it made reddit more enjoyable.


00cjstephens

So did I, but all I noticed was that I never saw his name any more. Still an improvement though, I guess


the_random_bot

This is reposted too lul


phantomheart98

Post karma alone


WillNE5m2020

?


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I think it's a rapper. Post karmalone


XxXeRT

I'm a sucker for bad puns. Take my upvote and fuck off


gw511

Karl Malone.


motleysalty

Karl Malone always delivered in the post, that's why he's known as "the mailman".


_karen-from-finance_

If I had 10m karma I'd give it to you


WillNE5m2020

Nah I think it's cardi b(post)


phantomheart98

10m karma from posts


WillNE5m2020

Oh ye I could understand simple English lmao but ikr that's mental


jakksquat7

There are some FANTASTIC posts in OP’s history, too


MildlyAgreeable

“A adult”


hereticmoox

Too much reddit make grammar poor.


Beast_Mstr_64

I no agree


captain_proton

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


zanenuss

Why long short do


Go_Fonseca

Y?


_-Saber-_

#


CannedMango

∈)✹(∋


AppropriateTouching

When me president they see


PrincessBleach

me fail english? that's unpossible.


522LwzyTI57d

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!


Mccobsta

There's a massive illiteracy problem in the world still


Rootbeer_Goat

Busted


Clawclock

Ay-Ay-Dult


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0resistance_OBEY

I'm a Communist with a physics degree, and I speak three languages.


AimBo_TIL

10m karma jfc


vintagestyles

In 3 years to. No lifed the shit outta this account.


GumdropGoober

I'm in the top 1% of Karma on Reddit, and I have 1/10th of OP's and it took me 7 years. OP is immortal, for one cannot die if they have no life.


ByroniustheGreat

Dude you're much much higher than 1%


dirtyjoo

Yeah, like .015% top of OnlyFans.


lionhearth21

Comment karma can be much harder to get. I got most of my post karma in about 6 months.


a1001ku

What is dead may never die


balognavolt

A true memelord


Nomenius

I mean tbf the man has 13 posts with over 100k upvotes, and quite a few that were close.


soupyandthebadcheese

"communist with a porn addiction"


thewiseSNOM

He distributes his cum equally to his invisible friends


llegojedi08

Seize the means of cum


polar__beer

Seize the means of reproduction.


avacado_of_the_devil

"Michel Foucault here, turns out the best way to make docile and obedient workers is to control the context in which they're made."


Ratto_Talpa

Well in Death Stranding universe it's quite common to transport sperm fron point A to point B. So I guess some redditor decided to actually seize the means pf cum for the sake of humanity, somewhere down the line


drdestroyer9

Cumminism


RikuDola

“Under communism my breasts would never get this big”


Scrennscrandley

Truly a marxist


ToDamFluffy

Every commie ever


polar__beer

> Every cummie ever


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themaincop

The real question is this: lately there has been an explosion of (mostly) women who make, market, and sell their own pornography online without having to enter into exploitative relationships with studios, directors, producers, etc. Are these performers bourgeoisie?


Ameteur_Professional

Under a classical Marxist sedition theyd be considered petite Bourgeois, the same as other self employed. But the system has also gotten very complicated in the sense that many "self employed" people are no longer truly self employed (see Uber)


Camdor_WoW

That comes down to how you define bourgeoisie. Some say the bourgeoisie are those who control the means of production, which in this case could be considered the performers body Others define the bourgeoisie as the ruling class in society, in which case the performer would explicitly be excluded from being bourgeoisie


themaincop

One could argue that the work itself is still exploitative even though the performer owns the means of production. Consider a tradesman who works for themselves. Their work could be hot, loud, physically difficult, or downright disgusting (plumbers) but if they own their own business they're not widely considered to be a "worker." But at the same time without capitalist conditions it's not likely that they would want to do the worst aspects of that job, or do it for as many hours as they may need to do to keep themselves housed and fed. So then the next question is is calling a plumber as exploitative as using pornography, or even hiring a sex worker?


Camdor_WoW

Personally I think all labor under capitalism is inherently exploitative, as the act of providing said labor or performing said labor is inherently non consensual by nature of the system it's performed under. Is there a point in defining what actions are more or less exploitative when that intellectual labor could be dedicated towards bringing about socialism?


themaincop

>Is there a point in defining what actions are more or less exploitative when that intellectual labor could be dedicated towards bringing about socialism? hey we wouldn't be leftists if we weren't arguing over minutiae


fuck_off_ireland

Damn it's almost like it's a joke or something, but that would be insane


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

"rich people bad"


Gmtom

this, but unironically.


Samberto_the_3rd

True


Krix54

based


JohnSmithPT

I'm communist but sex through coercion is ok. I mean it's not like Marx himself viewed the abolition of prostitution as a part of ending capitalism, right? /s just in case


Insanity_Troll

I feel personally attacked


crashboxer1678

Man Miranda is such a good sport, when did she take the second pic? Just genius. Good work OP!


EhSolly

Haha wym, don't you know about the iCarly reboot?


crashboxer1678

It's out already?! Holy shit, thanks!


EhSolly

It airs on June 17th I think


ChesterDaMolester

No, comes out on the 17th


crashboxer1678

Gotcha. Thanks!


austin101123

The 1st pic looks like its from drake and josh. The 2nd pic is from a reboot of icarly? :o


ToXiC_Games

Yeah she was in both


austin101123

Yeah I know she was in both I remember being excited when she got her own show! The first one seems like its taken from her in her room in drake and josh, and not from icarly.


SquidPortYT

yea but it has nothing to do with it being an icarly reboot


Wild_Marker

The what now?


thejudgejustice

I hope they don't ruin it


Gtp4life

Which they probably will like most other reboots.


Shakespeare-Bot

Sir miranda is such a valorous sport, at which hour didst the lady taketh the second pic? just genius. Valorous worketh op! *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


mr_grass_man

Looks like you gotta add Reddit addiction to the list cause holy shit that’s a lotta posts a day


loco500

Only hang out with Cumrades...


Level-Ad3297

I can't tell you how surprised I was when I first realized reddit had porn and oh what porn it has, it has all manners of debauchery. I implore you to look very deep and go where nobody else does. Then tell me what you found here.


camefrom_All

I used to discover so many things just browsing /all. You don't know how much you don't know.


freefire6

/all is a cesspool of knowledge that I cannot get enough of.


snmck87

I prefer missionary thanks


CapnC44

r/imreallysorryjon


Level-Ad3297

See what I'm saying. Ha


SHAWNGOODMAN

r/dragonsfuckingcars


indyrefclan

Joke's on you, I joined reddit for the porn


chopperhead2011

Imagine being a communist This comment was brought to you by centrism. We have nuance. And grills.


SLAYERone1

I serve the Soviet Yunyun


Unacceptable_Lemons

No friends though, Yunyun.


Verbaliskaiser91

These friends are unequally distributed


ProfSethWes

I just wanted to know how to build a computer, that's all.


arsonbunny

Reddit moment 👌


Carlos_Tellier

She still looks like Michael Jackson


-_-Simulacrum-_-

I'd still hit it.


Carlos_Tellier

Just beat it


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You got a shovel?


BrosephDaInquisitor

That escalated quickly


spicyboi619

for me it all started with rage comics in 2011... Please help me I cannot get off this website and I need help please


goldenretrieverz

and a Carly stan. Taste!


hafdedzebra

Me, on Reddit 12 hours a day because I still can’t figure out how to buy SafeMoon.


dgeimz

Me, but Pokémon go… I feel seen. Thank you.


theelmao

fucking love headphones


Poop_On_A_Loop

Reddit actually turned me more based. Jokes on them.


snakeexpert92

WAY TO TRUE


Electronic-Force-888

“Hey guys I’m a fucking loser”


thewiseSNOM

" a full fledged communist" Ah that phase of a redditor


Captainshark98

Commie?


FancyKetchup96

Better dead than red!


StudentExchange3

COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED. DEMOCRACY... IS NONNEGOTIABLE.


buysgirlscoutcookies

"democracy"


jettrink510

One party states are oppressive. Real freedom is choosing between two right wing authoritarian parties.


buysgirlscoutcookies

👌


Dinklecorn

Seeing fallout3 references getting downvoted makes me feel old. I'm gonna figure y'all are assuming /u/fancyketchup96 is a proto-boomer and referencing the 50s origin.


pescarojo

I think that's for sure what's happening. I'm a middle-aged gamer and I didn't get the reference until I read studentexchange's comment.


trisiton

I mean, be my guest. Nobody is stopping you.


BasicallyMilner

Nerd


Debiuu

10m karma, commie, stan account, "a adult" Jfc


fishPope69

Getting 10m karma is a art


employee10038080

Average redditor


MBechzzz

And you still haven't gotten headphones because reddit is useless for tech questions?


alibyte

No you end up 300% over budget and with a DAC and amp combo and are unsatisfied


Terakahn

That's when you upgrade


slirpo

Reddit, where you can brag about being a porn addicted communist and fit right in.


shaggybiscuits

Ironic how this guy supports socialism but is the least social person on this site


JohnSmithPT

Socialism is when you are social, the more social you are the more socialism it is. If you are the most social person then it's communism


Gmtom

\- iKarly Marx


pescarojo

Legit real world LOLed


kodem

Ah yes, the hero's journey


infinitree

Boredom *is* a crime.


retard_goblin

Came for the memes, stayed for the porn


chenriquez94

Don’t forget mildly autistic


frostyne84

I literally got converted into a christian because of reddit lol


fishPope69

How? >!Why is a god that allows Reddit to exist called good?!<


MilitantCentrist

Witness the degeneracy of Tumblr or 4chan and you might upgrade right to Orthodox


moodygradstudent

At least the porn is diverse.... 🤷‍♀️


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menasan

wtf is all these anti communism comments on a MEME post?


DazzlingCrow

Communism is an attractive nuisance. People think with their hearts instead of their heads and millions end up dead.


ruddernose

Because no one likes commies.


muchi21muchi21

It made me more libertarian than anything else


Samberto_the_3rd

🤮🤮🤮


LiamTheBobbitt

Better dead than red😫🇺🇲


Toyota-is-better-

Fuck commies dude


LNHTeam

Fuck communism and fuck anyone who believes in communism


awkward_redditor99

> Frequent user on > r/pussypassdenied > r/greentext > r/dankmemes Sounds about right.


DazzlingCrow

Amen brother


LNHTeam

🙏🙏🙏


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juhotuho10

Based


Go_Fonseca

I was already a commie with porn addiction before joining Reddit. But I did join for a very innocent reason and stayed for the porn and memes.


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*loser


Theliontamer3

Communism 🤮


buysgirlscoutcookies

why


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Green_Waluigi

[Only if you get in the pit.](https://i.imgur.com/9BpfjmG.jpg)


BasicallyMilner

Mfw Redditor imitates a fascist


JohnSmithPT

You would love the Mussolini way, wouldn't you? Hanging upside down and shit


Big_Mike97

Fuck off facist


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Milouch_

I ain't no fascist, I in fact despise both fascism and communism, any forms of totalitarian state in fact, sooo. I dodged a bullet there I guess.


The_bahs

Yeah not sure why these commys think fascism is really any different lol. It’s the same shit


TysonGoesOutside

"Dont worry, everyone gets a free helicopter ride"


fahrvergnugman

average redditor


ape-with-keyboard

Lmao, this is so accurate


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buysgirlscoutcookies

notably not a communist country


Green_Waluigi

Can you pay my airfare?


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Illblood

I can't tell if it's a lack of education on communism or it's a love of capitalism. Or both. You have to lay off the American regime anti-communist propaganda my guy. That shit is toxic.


ken33

This hit surprisingly close to home...


here_in_the_313

Reddit is packed with corporate dem cheerleaders who would defend murder as long as the person had a D next to their name, but yeah the porn thing is spot on.


KW2032

Everyone says Reddit is full of [political group they dislike]


IsntASunbeam

Communism? Cringe.


buysgirlscoutcookies

why


Illustrious-Sample69

Most redditors fall into the last panel for sure