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I just moved into my first very own place and am living 100% independently

I just moved into my first very own place and am living 100% independently

whatdoings

Shit when's the bbq homie?


fhost344

I'll bring the beer!


A-A-ron98

I’ll bring the weed


gkrlyxmbclhdoyeits

My kinda guy right here. Enjoy the space dude


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RikkertNelis

I dont see a pun in gkr his comment


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RikkertNelis

Yeah I knew that he meant the house but didnt think of the high on weed one lol


WillingnessOk8721

The stickiest of the icky.


PETROCHEMICAL_LOBBY

This dude f***s.


radwic

You’re allowed to say “farts” on the internet, dude.


neonenenesporin

At least he used ** because its a bad word. P-p-p-po-poopmouth


rookeryLA

Tres commas


Tyaltir

He puuuuulls


WitheredFlowers

My man


Noble9360

I'm bringing 50kg of ribs


SuperHellFrontDesk

I will bring bring the essential fungi for every fun barbecue.


BigWeenieTony

I'll bring the bongs


Ypr3s

Hey chick magnet! Save some for the rest of us!


Dutchillz

BBQ and weed?? My man really has to throw a party, you sound like a lot of fun already! Much love from across the pod 👊🏼 Wish you the best life you can have


DaTruthDOE

Will you \*roll\* it \*I'M SORRY\*


Mr_Maxwell_Smart

Hi! That's fantastic! I started in Dec a nonprofit to assist people with special needs to get into assistive housing situations and would love to learn more about your experience if you are open to it.


energetic163fly

I'll bring the stripers


neonenenesporin

“Ill bring the beers, ill bring the beers” -Deeds


world_class_moron

I'll be the guy who shows up and drinks too much beer, and you find out much later that I'm probably the one who destroyed one of your toilets near the master bedroom that no one should have been using to begin with.


whatdoings

Ahhh yes. A must have at any housewarming. Thank you for completing the picture


andnom

You sound like a wait oh i get it now world class


Desblartes

I kept the seat warm fer ya


whatdoings

Good man


sucobe

I’ll bring the lutefisk!


Incontinentia-B

Please don't.


ATK80k

Congratulations! How exciting! Also, great and proper TV placement. You won't be featured on r/tvtoohigh


WilyDeject

I love that there's a sub for this.


annon-hill

I haven’t checked it out but I’m 5’0” and my husband is 6’4” and not only is my TV too high, but so are any pictures he hangs unsupervised, my clothes in the closet, and most of the dishes in the kitchen.


PoppiesnPeas

Omg right?!? Like - dude, the top of the fridge is not an acceptable place to put *anything* I might ever need again!!!!


inarticulative

I realised yesterday that my husband stores things on top of the fridge. I only know this because I saw him retrieve something from there. What is there will remain a mystery to me


annon-hill

I bet it’s the good snacks.


emeraldcitywave

And some moldy bread


Exes_And_Excess

That's what they said. Good snacks.


Mmmslash

I love this tone so much. Anything that suggests we're not the stupid beasts we are who put things somewhere simply because it is within arm's reach when we no longer wish to be holding it. Keep that dream alive lmfao


inarticulative

Hey if he puts it up there it's no longer my responsibility to find a home for it like the multitude of things he leaves on the bench/sink/desk/table so I'll just pretend I know nothing about it


annon-hill

You’re a glass half full kinda person! Also, why are there nuts and bolts my bathroom sink?


mark503

That’s the extra parts from his repair. All dads have the extra parts. The last guy didn’t know what the fuck he was doing. It works better now too.


Mike2830

Why do wives like to hide everything?! My grandfather used to say it when I was a kid but now I understand.


inarticulative

I'm not "hiding" it, I'm just putting it away in the correct place that only I know about. It's very different


Skrazor

I'm convinced that it's because, somehow, their weddings activate the latent 5% squirrel DNA found in humans.


stix-and-stones

If you want to hide something from me, put it on the fridge. That space basically doesn't exist to me. I'm like a baby who hasn't yet developed object permanence, but only with regards to the top of the fridge.


crazyashley1

Do...do yall just not...do the chair thing? I have a designated chair for climbing up to things.


subterfugik

I’m pretty sure she has some other means to reach the top of the fridge; it’s just that she chooses not to since he placed it up there for a reason. :p


inarticulative

Yeah but if I do that then I'll feel responsible for keeping that space clean, I'm turning a blind eye for now, I've got enough cleaning to do


---ShineyHiney---

I keep a step ladder in the kitchen. No, not a step *stool*, a whole ass step *ladder.* I don’t have enough storage to forego that prime top of fridge space or the cabinet behind it


annon-hill

Yes! And the top shelves of the cabinets are just for looks.


SeyelthinirOG

Wow I'm thankful to be tall enough for the top shelf


Luthiffer

Same. That's where I keep cereal. Good to know that shelf is "my shelf."


annon-hill

Until your SO is making dinner while you relax, but then they can’t reach the garlic powder on the top shelf of the spice rack. Seriously. Why can’t my husband arrange the spices by frequency of use?


crewfish13

I can barely even 3rd shelf. Top shelf? Grab a stepstool.


crewfish13

Or even worse, the cabinets above the fridge. Worst of both worlds.


annon-hill

Thankfully my fridge is in a nook that was once a closet. Old house. Weird closets. Kitchen wasn’t originally in the house. Otherwise I’d never get a decent bowl of cereal.


ilikeYourwhip

On top of the microwave in the cabinet up there. That’s where I can’t reach. I’m an adult who needs a damn step stool.


Durbee

My mom feels your pain! She’s your height, my dad is 6’6” His installation of a bathroom medicine cabinet/mirror almost ruined their marriage. /s (They’re celebrating their 45th anniversary this year!)


annon-hill

Also, congratulations to your parents! Mine are on 46 this year too!


Durbee

Thanks! Wishing you as many or more. As for your son’s height, I’ll share what my dad always told my sis, “If your feet touch the ground, you’re tall enough.”


annon-hill

I like that way of thinking!


Additional-Doubt5748

As a short person married to a giant, I completely understand this. I needed some batteries the other day. He put them on the top shelf of the pantry. I can't even SEE the top shelf of the pantry let alone reach it. I periodically climb on a chair to see he's piled on the top of the fridge.


annon-hill

I have never bonded with so many short people and I am living for it! I feel your pain...or is it the strain of your calves from tippy toeing through life?


frostbird

I have to consult my wife before hanging anything. While I'm holding something up to place it, I always start too high...


annon-hill

This is a spouse who gets it!


simplisticwords

Omg, are you me? My partner installed the towel rack on the wall without my supervision. First time I went to step out of the shower, I had to yell in my “there’s a bug in here, come kill it” voice for him to come in and see the issue. His justification - I thought you’d want it lined up/even with the shower rod. If I can’t reach the damn thing, then no.


ZoraksGirlfriend

My husband rearranged and put all the cleaning supplies in the top shelf of the closet. I’m 5’0”. I laughed and told him that if he expects me to do any cleaning, he needs to put stuff where I can easily reach them.


audreyb69

I feel your pain. I have to stand on a kitchen chair and fear for my life bc my bf likes to stack things so far back in the cupboards 😩


drivers9001

/r/tvtoolow too


WilyDeject

No! I draw the line here and now. Unacceptable.


drivers9001

/r/tvjustright


WilyDeject

Acceptable.


Squirrelsomething

there’s a sub for everything. r/sandycheekscockvore no need to thank me


blamezuey

... oh redditor... I'm so very proud of you for the very brave, important work you do. Its people like you that give reddit the whimsy, the easygoing charm that defines its irrepressible depth of character, and sets us all at ease in an ambiguous and hostile life. Suck up my troubles with your noble squirrel dick, dear redditor.... Suck up my troubles one and all.


WilyDeject

Your way with words is unparalleled in our time. It's just fucked up that our time includes female squirrel penises slurping up stuff.


blamezuey

"I wish giant squirrel cock need not have happened in my time," said u/WilyDeject. "So do i", said u/blamezuey, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the giant squirrel cock that is given us."


WilyDeject

Damn. Kind of want you to narrate the rest of my life. You looking for work?


blamezuey

Yes. *holds out arms to be picked up*


WilyDeject

Best I can do is tree-fiddy


Noodlesearching

r/theresasubforthat


WilyDeject

Reddit law dictates I upvote you... you cold, lifeless piece of shit.


look_who_it_isnt

...you managed to sum up the entirety of the Reddit experience in one comment.


FamilyStyle2505

Wow. Wowie-wowie wow wow, [wow.](https://forums.oldtimersguild.com/uploads/default/original/2X/4/4e4df173aa5821eea9abb1841d5bad9e3dcea56a.gif)


theimpolitegentleman

Wait till you find out that's pretty sane for some subs especially in the past


youvegottabejoking64

Omg, loving that sub! Thank you! I was dying just within the first ten posts! Thank you!


ATK80k

I remember when I found that sub. I was like, "YES! TVs can be too high! I've come home!" It's what Reddit is for!


NothingRealMatters

I can’t believe there is more than a 100000 subscribers to that sub 😂😂😂😂


dylex31

there's only 33000 but still impressive


unfvckingbelievable

Reddit just keeps getting better and better. 🤣


Leafs_FTW

Because your eye should fall at the bottom third of the TV lol, it's a simple rule so you won't be arching your neck up or down at any size


CAPTCHA_is_hard

I am super pleased that I am justified in putting my TV directly in front of my fire place 😝


NeverBeenStung

Is it a working fireplace? If so, I would have definitely put a TV somewhere else.


iliketogr00ve

mans got SWAG


bfandreas

I am so stealing this look like you wouldn't believe it. Summer is coming.


TheFriendINC

YA DONE MESSED UP A A RON! But seriously, that's awesome! Congrats!


staffincalgary

Well done sir.


spittleyspot

[You done messed up A-Aron!](https://youtu.be/y6rZfpSL1RQ) Edit: Love the tint on those shades!


AereaOfPolitics

No space between the ] and (


antemoe

Having a child with disabilities your post makes me smile as to her possibilities


karriejan

Same!


LilTrailMix

Hey bro I just recently won my disability case so I’m working on living independently too. Will take some time but I’m finally not so helpless


Angryfishsticks

Congrats! I hope the best for you!


Black_List_Bambi

Also, your user name is 👌🏽


Cecilia1987

Where’s J Quellin at? No J Quillin here?


onlyupliftingcomment

Okay, so that's how it's gonna be. Y'all wanna play. I got my eye on you **BUH-LOCK-AY**!


Xdahn24

You wanna go to war buh-lock-ay?


kjax2288

Are you out of your GODDAMN MIND?!?


Mr-Sister-Fister21

D. Nice


HAL-Over-9001

My name is Blake, and with all the power I've been given, I dub OP a badass motherfucker. I see your posts every now and then, your attitude is inspirational. Stay excellent my dude!


Chubby_Comic

You done messed up, A-A-Ron. Tim-OH-thee?


theDukeofClouds

getcho ass to Principal Oh Shag Hennesy's office!


YA-I-EAT-VEGETABLES

I can't stand key and peele but o shag Hennessey is a fucking great line.


iLickElbows

Present


EmilyAmbrose

Thank you!


Spandan_98

Where's De-Nice?


JoeyP1978

Honey you ain't in da *chest club.* *Mosquito bite club maybe.* That's hurtful.


Ktuck7

YOU READY TO GO TO WAR B LAKE?


RexVanZant

(Cough) here...(cough)


moldyjellybean

Congrats man. I don’t know you but damn I’m proud as hell for a fellow redditor. I love story of overcoming odds. Best of luck


copperholic

Look, I worked in the inner city!


BlackbirdSage

Made me smile, too. Congrats. 👍


KC_Jedi

Now cook bacon with your shirt off and blister up like I did when I got my first apartment. It's like a rite of passage, I think. We all do it once.


WillingnessOk8721

Grease splatter right on the nips.


InvisiblePinkUnicron

Or do what I did and do it naked. You won't know if you can truly handle independence until you've hot bacon grease on your dong.


OppositeAssociation8

Cook bacon with a shirt off lmfao !


kindcannabal

It's not a problem if you cook the bacon in the oven. Unless you still try to stand next to it.


GrimQuim

_Bakeon_


the_dayman

>100% independently Oh yeah? Then how'd you take that picture? Jk, congrats man!


A-A-ron98

I still have caregivers that help me, then they leave:)


RaiLau

Bliss!


Rockonfoo

Sounds like everyone that’s ever loved me /s Fuck that came out so much darker than it sounded in my head I promise this is a joke lmao


-A_R_K_

Sounds like the best kind of help. Living alone for the first time is a hell of an experience and youre gonna learn a lot about yourself! I loved it I hope you do too


Snowforbrains

Selfie drone, ya fool!


PM_ME_BUTTHOLE_PIX

You’re on a roll my brother, congrats


Hirsute_Heathen

Congrats! I gotta ask. How comfortable is your chair setup?


smittywrbermanjensen

I’m very curious to know if there is a couch


PersonOfInternets

There would be. Not sure about his day to day but at least for company.


Steppingonthumbtacks

Props to that dude


Letter-A-Counter

You only used the letter 'A' once. Very sad.


8Gh0st8

And *you* only used the letter 'A' twice! Half as sad as very sad—still quite sad! Might I also add: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, so you can't say the same about my post!


Alterex

You used the letter 'A' too many times. Very sad.


Unhappy_Intention352

You arent the official bot. Very sad


8Gh0st8

So, to recap what I know: one 'A' is very sad, two 'A's are half as sad as very sad which is still quite sad, and 58 'A's are too many which is also very sad. So sad exists on both ends of the continuum. I'm going to quantify levels of sadness: Very sad > quite sad > pretty sad > kinda sad > a bit sad > a little sad > barely sad > not sad. Now we assign corresponding and regularly increasing numeric values, where...1 'A' = Very, 2 'A's = Quite...and 8 'A's = Not. So given that 1 and 58 'A's both = Very sad, we can flip that sadness scale around to surmise that, > 50 and < 8 'A's gets you back into the sadness range, 8-49 'A's is in the range of happiness with 28.5 'A's being the median/most happiness value.


TheBloodPhantom0

I am amazed at the fact that their are bots automatically add the amount of A’s in a response to a image posted on social media, and that the individual that shared the image has two A’s in their username


dustysquirrel

This is awesome! Message me with info and I’ll send you a house-warming gift! ETA: If you don’t want to share your address, send PayPal/Venmo info and I’ll send $$ so you can buy what you really want as your gift. 😀 ETA2: Thanks for the awards. :) In my family, we love to celebrate accomplishments and the achievement of long-term goals. There are so many obstacles (bills) arriving in the old mailbox; It's nice to get a special prize to celebrate the achievement!


Zip668

Or... Share your address and get a stripper gram.


Peanutjellyfish1

Congrats! May there be many wonderful memories made there!


LadyR725

How fun! LOVE this idea, dustysquirrel! VIRTUAL HOUSEWARMING PARTY!


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patronstofveganchefs

Tbh, I'd rather help some people who might not really need it than not help someone who does.


misterflappypants

You’ve stumbled on the line in the sand that divides US politics in half.


esisenore

Lol. More like A society is only as great as its weak link. Helping makes the nation strong. Vs I want mine, I'll keep mine, and i wont give anyone who isn't like me (or anyone) anything. I am special; you are a freeloader.


kindcannabal

Be excellent to each other


esisenore

Ur a great person. Anyone ,other than a organized scam ring, who needs to scam prob honestly needs it. Not to say they shouldn't be punished if caught though.


stosal

There will always be people that take advantage to scam and it's hard to tell who is who sometimes. That guy bumming for change with a nice jacket might have been given that jacket. Or he's a phony. Who knows? But I'd rather be the guy that is burned on occasion for trying to do the right thing for someone instead of the guy that does nothing for anybody else because he's afraid of helping the wrong person. If you do enough for others then you'll help more that need it than those that don't. But if you help nobody because you fear helping the wrong person then you'll help nobody at all.


sadpanda8420

Unfortunately it happens a lot on r/RandomActsOfKindness.


RandumbStoner

Also, I wouldn’t give your address out for someone to send a gift. Crazy people will rob you.


AFJ150

That’s not all we’ll do sugar tits


stosal

Go on....


inannaofthedarkness

Cripple’s not really the preferred vernacular, homie.


Relative_Teacher

Yeah, it's called the reddit gift exchange. Got stiffed 4 years in a row.


Churlish_Turd

Fuck yeah, man. I don’t have to overcome physical challenges every day, and I’m still proud of myself for making it happen. You’re stronger than an awful lot of us! Celebrate having your shit together more than most!


Queen_of_flatulence

Awesome! So happy for you!


SenoraVixen

I know gifts sound awesome, but please don’t ask for his address — just his venmo or cashapp or something, I don’t think anyone who lives alone should have their address anywhere online where it doesn’t need to be, such as random Reddit stranger’s dms.


PersonOfInternets

Then give me your address. I'm not leaving without an address.


NixaB345T

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney


SchoolBusUpButt

Just another stranger on the internet sending you good vibes! Congratulations!


Smileawhile85

Shoes are fire 🔥 too


holvim

They see me rolling, they hatin’


H-D-F

Definitely made me smile! Congratulations!


insignificantboi1

This is something amazing for you and your life! It makes me so happy and hopeful to see people who are in unfortunate circumstances doing awesome things. You are an empowering example for the world :)


24_7_cat_party

Yeah but looking like that much of a pimp you're not going to be living alone for long, if you get what I mean... Congratulations on your first place.


Black_List_Bambi

Yay! Congrats!


DenR2112

Crushing it! You’re inspirational! Enjoy your independence!


BobbyMcGee101

Kudos brother!


Oh_Pun_Says_Me

Hell yeah you are, boss!


Educational_Dealer63

Congratulations!


DancewithRance

Congrats amigo! Hope you enjoy your new place.


Dat_finga_stank

Great job man. Diggin the glasses.


Smileawhile85

Hats off man!! Nothing like the freedom of your first solo pad. Congrats!!!


Individual-Notice-16

Sweet shades bro


ameliadog

Good for you! Enjoy!


outoftouch49

Congratulations, that's awesome!


InsecuritiesExchange

Good for you man!!


oMGLU

Congrats, my man! Super excited for you!


GoAhead_BakeACake

Get it, man!


loverofQ

Big steps. Proud day!


Yams_Are_Evil

Congratulations!


Forecast06

Of course you are! Congratulations!


deadkactus

now this is the type of shit i pull up reddit when bored for . Fuck yes.


peachinthemango

Can I ask, what kind of modifications did you have to make to your house to deal with your chair? Do you have people living nearby who could come help if you needed to grab something high up etc? Congratulations by the way!!


krypt-thunder

Do you have the same condition as Stephen hawking. Sorry if that is offensive in any way just wanted to know


Ordinary_Shock_354

Stephen Hawking wasn’t a ginger was he?


ChipmunkEnough8492

I feel bad but kinda wondering what his job is to be a paraplegic yet able to pay for it by himself. Edit for the haters I meant I was curious not being a dick or attempting to put him down because of his disability just a question


A-A-ron98

I have a job lol


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He got downvoted for asking an innocent question, I'm also curious what your job is? No hate or anything, good for you for being independent, but I *am* curious what you do for a living.