I just moved into my first very own place and am living 100% independently
By - A-A-ron98
Shit when's the bbq homie?
I'll bring the beer!
I’ll bring the weed
My kinda guy right here. Enjoy the space dude
I dont see a pun in gkr his comment
Yeah I knew that he meant the house but didnt think of the high on weed one lol
The stickiest of the icky.
This dude f***s.
You’re allowed to say “farts” on the internet, dude.
At least he used ** because its a bad word. P-p-p-po-poopmouth
I'm bringing 50kg of ribs
I will bring bring the essential fungi for every fun barbecue.
I'll bring the bongs
Hey chick magnet! Save some for the rest of us!
BBQ and weed?? My man really has to throw a party, you sound like a lot of fun already! Much love from across the pod 👊🏼 Wish you the best life you can have
Will you \*roll\* it \*I'M SORRY\*
Hi! That's fantastic! I started in Dec a nonprofit to assist people with special needs to get into assistive housing situations and would love to learn more about your experience if you are open to it.
I'll bring the stripers
“Ill bring the beers, ill bring the beers”
I'll be the guy who shows up and drinks too much beer, and you find out much later that I'm probably the one who destroyed one of your toilets near the master bedroom that no one should have been using to begin with.
Ahhh yes. A must have at any housewarming. Thank you for completing the picture
You sound like a wait oh i get it now world class
I kept the seat warm fer ya
I’ll bring the lutefisk!
Congratulations! How exciting! Also, great and proper TV placement. You won't be featured on r/tvtoohigh
I love that there's a sub for this.
I haven’t checked it out but I’m 5’0” and my husband is 6’4” and not only is my TV too high, but so are any pictures he hangs unsupervised, my clothes in the closet, and most of the dishes in the kitchen.
Omg right?!? Like - dude, the top of the fridge is not an acceptable place to put *anything* I might ever need again!!!!
I realised yesterday that my husband stores things on top of the fridge. I only know this because I saw him retrieve something from there. What is there will remain a mystery to me
I bet it’s the good snacks.
And some moldy bread
That's what they said. Good snacks.
I love this tone so much. Anything that suggests we're not the stupid beasts we are who put things somewhere simply because it is within arm's reach when we no longer wish to be holding it.
Keep that dream alive lmfao
Hey if he puts it up there it's no longer my responsibility to find a home for it like the multitude of things he leaves on the bench/sink/desk/table so I'll just pretend I know nothing about it
You’re a glass half full kinda person! Also, why are there nuts and bolts my bathroom sink?
That’s the extra parts from his repair. All dads have the extra parts. The last guy didn’t know what the fuck he was doing. It works better now too.
Why do wives like to hide everything?! My grandfather used to say it when I was a kid but now I understand.
I'm not "hiding" it, I'm just putting it away in the correct place that only I know about. It's very different
I'm convinced that it's because, somehow, their weddings activate the latent 5% squirrel DNA found in humans.
If you want to hide something from me, put it on the fridge. That space basically doesn't exist to me. I'm like a baby who hasn't yet developed object permanence, but only with regards to the top of the fridge.
Do...do yall just not...do the chair thing?
I have a designated chair for climbing up to things.
I’m pretty sure she has some other means to reach the top of the fridge; it’s just that she chooses not to since he placed it up there for a reason. :p
Yeah but if I do that then I'll feel responsible for keeping that space clean, I'm turning a blind eye for now, I've got enough cleaning to do
I keep a step ladder in the kitchen.
No, not a step *stool*, a whole ass step *ladder.*
I don’t have enough storage to forego that prime top of fridge space or the cabinet behind it
Yes! And the top shelves of the cabinets are just for looks.
Wow I'm thankful to be tall enough for the top shelf
Same. That's where I keep cereal. Good to know that shelf is "my shelf."
Until your SO is making dinner while you relax, but then they can’t reach the garlic powder on the top shelf of the spice rack. Seriously. Why can’t my husband arrange the spices by frequency of use?
I can barely even 3rd shelf. Top shelf? Grab a stepstool.
Or even worse, the cabinets above the fridge. Worst of both worlds.
Thankfully my fridge is in a nook that was once a closet. Old house. Weird closets. Kitchen wasn’t originally in the house. Otherwise I’d never get a decent bowl of cereal.
On top of the microwave in the cabinet up there. That’s where I can’t reach. I’m an adult who needs a damn step stool.
My mom feels your pain! She’s your height, my dad is 6’6”
His installation of a bathroom medicine cabinet/mirror almost ruined their marriage. /s
(They’re celebrating their 45th anniversary this year!)
Also, congratulations to your parents! Mine are on 46 this year too!
Thanks! Wishing you as many or more.
As for your son’s height, I’ll share what my dad always told my sis, “If your feet touch the ground, you’re tall enough.”
I like that way of thinking!
As a short person married to a giant, I completely understand this. I needed some batteries the other day. He put them on the top shelf of the pantry. I can't even SEE the top shelf of the pantry let alone reach it. I periodically climb on a chair to see he's piled on the top of the fridge.
I have never bonded with so many short people and I am living for it! I feel your pain...or is it the strain of your calves from tippy toeing through life?
I have to consult my wife before hanging anything. While I'm holding something up to place it, I always start too high...
This is a spouse who gets it!
Omg, are you me?
My partner installed the towel rack on the wall without my supervision. First time I went to step out of the shower, I had to yell in my “there’s a bug in here, come kill it” voice for him to come in and see the issue.
His justification - I thought you’d want it lined up/even with the shower rod.
If I can’t reach the damn thing, then no.
My husband rearranged and put all the cleaning supplies in the top shelf of the closet. I’m 5’0”. I laughed and told him that if he expects me to do any cleaning, he needs to put stuff where I can easily reach them.
I feel your pain. I have to stand on a kitchen chair and fear for my life bc my bf likes to stack things so far back in the cupboards 😩
No! I draw the line here and now. Unacceptable.
there’s a sub for everything. r/sandycheekscockvore no need to thank me
... oh redditor... I'm so very proud of you for the very brave, important work you do.
Its people like you that give reddit the whimsy, the easygoing charm that defines its irrepressible depth of character, and sets us all at ease in an ambiguous and hostile life. Suck up my troubles with your noble squirrel dick, dear redditor.... Suck up my troubles one and all.
Your way with words is unparalleled in our time. It's just fucked up that our time includes female squirrel penises slurping up stuff.
"I wish giant squirrel cock need not have happened in my time," said u/WilyDeject.
"So do i", said u/blamezuey, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the giant squirrel cock that is given us."
Damn. Kind of want you to narrate the rest of my life. You looking for work?
Yes. *holds out arms to be picked up*
Best I can do is tree-fiddy
Reddit law dictates I upvote you... you cold, lifeless piece of shit.
...you managed to sum up the entirety of the Reddit experience in one comment.
Wowie-wowie wow wow,
Wait till you find out that's pretty sane for some subs especially in the past
Omg, loving that sub! Thank you! I was dying just within the first ten posts! Thank you!
I remember when I found that sub. I was like, "YES! TVs can be too high! I've come home!" It's what Reddit is for!
I can’t believe there is more than a 100000 subscribers to that sub 😂😂😂😂
there's only 33000 but still impressive
Reddit just keeps getting better and better. 🤣
Because your eye should fall at the bottom third of the TV lol, it's a simple rule so you won't be arching your neck up or down at any size
I am super pleased that I am justified in putting my TV directly in front of my fire place 😝
Is it a working fireplace? If so, I would have definitely put a TV somewhere else.
mans got SWAG
I am so stealing this look like you wouldn't believe it.
Summer is coming.
YA DONE MESSED UP A A RON! But seriously, that's awesome! Congrats!
Well done sir.
[You done messed up A-Aron!](https://youtu.be/y6rZfpSL1RQ)
Edit: Love the tint on those shades!
No space between the ] and (
Having a child with disabilities your post makes me smile as to her possibilities
Hey bro I just recently won my disability case so I’m working on living independently too. Will take some time but I’m finally not so helpless
Congrats! I hope the best for you!
Also, your user name is 👌🏽
Where’s J Quellin at? No J Quillin here?
Okay, so that's how it's gonna be.
Y'all wanna play. I got my eye on you **BUH-LOCK-AY**!
You wanna go to war buh-lock-ay?
Are you out of your GODDAMN MIND?!?
My name is Blake, and with all the power I've been given, I dub OP a badass motherfucker. I see your posts every now and then, your attitude is inspirational. Stay excellent my dude!
You done messed up, A-A-Ron. Tim-OH-thee?
getcho ass to Principal Oh Shag Hennesy's office!
I can't stand key and peele but o shag Hennessey is a fucking great line.
Honey you ain't in da *chest club.* *Mosquito bite club maybe.*
YOU READY TO GO TO WAR B LAKE?
Congrats man. I don’t know you but damn I’m proud as hell for a fellow redditor. I love story of overcoming odds. Best of luck
Look, I worked in the inner city!
Made me smile, too. Congrats. 👍
Now cook bacon with your shirt off and blister up like I did when I got my first apartment. It's like a rite of passage, I think. We all do it once.
Grease splatter right on the nips.
Or do what I did and do it naked. You won't know if you can truly handle independence until you've hot bacon grease on your dong.
Cook bacon with a shirt off lmfao !
It's not a problem if you cook the bacon in the oven. Unless you still try to stand next to it.
Oh yeah? Then how'd you take that picture?
Jk, congrats man!
I still have caregivers that help me, then they leave:)
Sounds like everyone that’s ever loved me /s
Fuck that came out so much darker than it sounded in my head I promise this is a joke lmao
Sounds like the best kind of help. Living alone for the first time is a hell of an experience and youre gonna learn a lot about yourself! I loved it I hope you do too
Selfie drone, ya fool!
You’re on a roll my brother, congrats
I gotta ask. How comfortable is your chair setup?
I’m very curious to know if there is a couch
There would be. Not sure about his day to day but at least for company.
Props to that dude
You only used the letter 'A' once. Very sad.
And *you* only used the letter 'A' twice! Half as sad as very sad—still quite sad! Might I also add: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, so you can't say the same about my post!
You used the letter 'A' too many times. Very sad.
You arent the official bot. Very sad
So, to recap what I know: one 'A' is very sad, two 'A's are half as sad as very sad which is still quite sad, and 58 'A's are too many which is also very sad. So sad exists on both ends of the continuum. I'm going to quantify levels of sadness: Very sad > quite sad > pretty sad > kinda sad > a bit sad > a little sad > barely sad > not sad.
Now we assign corresponding and regularly increasing numeric values, where...1 'A' = Very, 2 'A's = Quite...and 8 'A's = Not. So given that 1 and 58 'A's both = Very sad, we can flip that sadness scale around to surmise that, > 50 and < 8 'A's gets you back into the sadness range, 8-49 'A's is in the range of happiness with 28.5 'A's being the median/most happiness value.
I am amazed at the fact that their are bots automatically add the amount of A’s in a response to a image posted on social media, and that the individual that shared the image has two A’s in their username
This is awesome! Message me with info and I’ll send you a house-warming gift!
ETA: If you don’t want to share your address, send PayPal/Venmo info and I’ll send $$ so you can buy what you really want as your gift. 😀
ETA2: Thanks for the awards. :) In my family, we love to celebrate accomplishments and the achievement of long-term goals. There are so many obstacles (bills) arriving in the old mailbox; It's nice to get a special prize to celebrate the achievement!
Or... Share your address and get a stripper gram.
Congrats! May there be many wonderful memories made there!
How fun! LOVE this idea, dustysquirrel! VIRTUAL HOUSEWARMING PARTY!
Tbh, I'd rather help some people who might not really need it than not help someone who does.
You’ve stumbled on the line in the sand that divides US politics in half.
Lol. More like
A society is only as great as its weak link. Helping makes the nation strong.
I want mine, I'll keep mine, and i wont give anyone who isn't like me (or anyone) anything. I am special; you are a freeloader.
Be excellent to each other
Ur a great person.
Anyone ,other than a organized scam ring, who needs to scam prob honestly needs it. Not to say they shouldn't be punished if caught though.
There will always be people that take advantage to scam and it's hard to tell who is who sometimes. That guy bumming for change with a nice jacket might have been given that jacket. Or he's a phony. Who knows?
But I'd rather be the guy that is burned on occasion for trying to do the right thing for someone instead of the guy that does nothing for anybody else because he's afraid of helping the wrong person.
If you do enough for others then you'll help more that need it than those that don't. But if you help nobody because you fear helping the wrong person then you'll help nobody at all.
Unfortunately it happens a lot on r/RandomActsOfKindness.
Also, I wouldn’t give your address out for someone to send a gift. Crazy people will rob you.
That’s not all we’ll do sugar tits
Cripple’s not really the preferred vernacular, homie.
Yeah, it's called the reddit gift exchange. Got stiffed 4 years in a row.
Fuck yeah, man. I don’t have to overcome physical challenges every day, and I’m still proud of myself for making it happen. You’re stronger than an awful lot of us! Celebrate having your shit together more than most!
Awesome! So happy for you!
I know gifts sound awesome, but please don’t ask for his address — just his venmo or cashapp or something, I don’t think anyone who lives alone should have their address anywhere online where it doesn’t need to be, such as random Reddit stranger’s dms.
Then give me your address. I'm not leaving without an address.
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Just another stranger on the internet sending you good vibes! Congratulations!
Shoes are fire 🔥 too
They see me rolling, they hatin’
Definitely made me smile! Congratulations!
This is something amazing for you and your life! It makes me so happy and hopeful to see people who are in unfortunate circumstances doing awesome things. You are an empowering example for the world :)
Yeah but looking like that much of a pimp you're not going to be living alone for long, if you get what I mean...
Congratulations on your first place.
Crushing it! You’re inspirational! Enjoy your independence!
Hell yeah you are, boss!
Congrats amigo! Hope you enjoy your new place.
Great job man. Diggin the glasses.
Hats off man!! Nothing like the freedom of your first solo pad. Congrats!!!
Sweet shades bro
Good for you! Enjoy!
Congratulations, that's awesome!
Good for you man!!
Congrats, my man! Super excited for you!
Get it, man!
Big steps. Proud day!
Of course you are! Congratulations!
now this is the type of shit i pull up reddit when bored for . Fuck yes.
Can I ask, what kind of modifications did you have to make to your house to deal with your chair? Do you have people living nearby who could come help if you needed to grab something high up etc? Congratulations by the way!!
Do you have the same condition as Stephen hawking. Sorry if that is offensive in any way just wanted to know
Stephen Hawking wasn’t a ginger was he?
I feel bad but kinda wondering what his job is to be a paraplegic yet able to pay for it by himself. Edit for the haters I meant I was curious not being a dick or attempting to put him down because of his disability just a question
I have a job lol
He got downvoted for asking an innocent question, I'm also curious what your job is? No hate or anything, good for you for being independent, but I *am* curious what you do for a living.