T O P

Love you, NYC

Love you, NYC

McBurty

Woody is an amazingly personable and regular dude. I invited him out to a bar with my friends one night. He took us up on it and we shut the bar down.


actualpolicevideo

He used to vacation in my home town and was notorious for being the one celebrity that everybody liked. edit: I should clarify that it’s a resort town popular with famous ppl


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fuzzy_winkerbean

Aspen? The Hamptons? Who The hell are you people?


chuckdiesel86

I think they live on the space moon like those fancy city folks.


actualpolicevideo

ZG?


llamawearinghat

You’re from Zeus Goose too??


actualpolicevideo

lol it’s a niche local reference bc I’m (clumsily) trying not to put out personal info


striker1116

It’s really awesome he turned out like that with his dad being who he is. For context Charles Harrelson was an assassin who successfully killed John H. Wood Jr., the first federal judge to be killed in the 20th century. Not to downplay the severity, but I always see that as a really cool backstory for Woody and seeing who he’s become today.


oatmeal1977

Lots of weed can help break dark family cycles.


striker1116

Idk if that has anything to do with it good or bad, he did quit a few years back so that’s a thing


Slightlyunlucky

For realllll???


McBurty

Yep Bradenton FL when he was filming Palmetto with Elisabeth Shue (she had no interest in coming along.)


Slightlyunlucky

Always found him a bit quirky. Nice to hear that he’s fun too!


molar_express

Wow where in Bradenton?


McBurty

Lost Kangaroo


ItcheeASS

thats rad, what a solid dude.


TheOnceandFutureBro

> Woody is an amazingly personable and regular dude ...with a big ass dick


iamafriscogiant

I'm just here to talk about rampart.


csupernova

It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.


Kendallsan

What’s an ass dick?


Miss_Sullivan

Bend over and I'll show you.


Kendallsan

🥰


Upallnight_13

How do you know his size? Just curious......


dezmodez

High school party.


Upallnight_13

High school party. Nice. That reminds me. One time during a high school party the football quarter back pulled out his D*** with a full hard on and I stood on it like a diving board and drove into the pool. Damn I miss those times.


BackIsBroke-Sthpinal

Stop sayin odd shit


ChuckLarryKill

Must be the secret to him not aging


Kep0a

That's so rude!! He shut the bar down? How could he kick everyone out like that. ^(/s)


McBurty

Shut down as in we stayed through close.


defiantlion2113

I really like how he has played some of the most vile despicable characters and isn’t actually like any of that.


kabukistar

Based on his AMA, he's kind of a tool.


Plenor

He wasn't being rude or anything in that thread but it was clear nobody explained the point of an AMA to him.


PirateShorty

What's AMA?


kabukistar

"Ask me anything". It's a thing that (mostly celebrities and people with interesting jobs) do on /r/Iama. Woody Harrelson did one where he kept ignoring people's questions to only want to talk about his most recent project (a forgettable movie called "Rampart"), and some people pointed out in-person experiences they had had where he came off as a jerk. He is the face of /r/AMADisasters as a result.


PirateShorty

Thanks for clarifying. I also had no idea what Rampart was.


trtryt

most of these noobs don't know about that


kabukistar

And they're mad to hear it, judging by the votes I've received so far.


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He should do an AMA.


10000_Spoons_Irony

I agree. I have so many questions about Rampart that I need answered.


grooooms

This was my first thought!


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Fr0zen-P3nguin

Did you pay him in twinkies?


Train3rRed88

I mean, they do have an expiration date


DaisyoftheDay

All I had were snow balls. He got really mad.


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He also pinched an eighth off her sack when she wasn't looking! The bastard.


Sprussel_Brouts

Did he tell you about Rampart?


orangebob999

Woody: "Sure I'll help you move but I can only spare 15 minutes, did I mention Rampart???"


ComradeCrowbar

Notice she didn’t let him move her computer. He definitely would have been talking about the RAM Parts.


orangebob999

Banksy tagged the wheelchair access at my apartment, now thats what you call Ramp Art


unoriginal_name_42

If you want to feel old, that thread was 9 years ago.


whatsie

This right here is the comment that made me realize I have been on Reddit far too long, and quit the internet for today. Good night and thanks for the nudge.


Sprussel_Brouts

Damn.


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unoriginal_name_42

That's Reddit for you, just running a meme into the ground for internet points.


ChuckLarryKill

He was just trying to be a good dude trying to drum up publicity for a movie nobody wanted to see.


Kaladindin

Wasn't he the one who went to a prom or something?


LeiLaniGranny

I love it when celebrities show they are kind people and willing to help. I've met a few who are regular folk when not doing their job of acting.


suddenlycumbly

I worked catering for a theater and saw/met a bunch of celebrities. Courtney Love and Kenny Chesney were so friendly around everyone. Very genuine people imo.


tootie

I once saw Paul Giamatti pick up after his dog. I also saw Gabriel Byrne give up his taxi for an old lady.


mmciv

Curious what you expected to see in each scenario now to be honest.


PragmaticSquirrel

Obviously expected Paul Giamatti pick up the old lady trying to get a taxi.


asha0369

Well in India you wouldn't see film celebs taking a cab tbh. They would all be chauffeured in private cars. Also a lot of them have their own security people (a status symbol here) who wouldn't let you get near the celebrity, except in very controlled situations.


billytheid

Well, a lot of actors know what it’s like to live paycheque to paycheque.


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billytheid

you mean correctly?


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Carebear_Of_Doom

Paycheck = American English Paycheque = British/Canadian English


billytheid

no, one is correct, one is a dialect.


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billytheid

??? The language is English, the dialect is American English. How is that defensive?


ScottySmalls25

Charles Harrelson (dad): convicted murderer, Woody Harrelson (son): helps people move


bimmerlucas

mf wasn’t just a murderer, more of a fully fledged hitman


tibearius1123

I’ve been reading all the “his dad was a hit man” comments as “Carleton Heston.” I was really confused.


goldiegoldthorpe

Damn he looks good. Nice to see. (Looked it up. He’s like 60!)


No7Tony

Damn I must be old, woody is a young bartender for life for me. Nobody could replace coach but damn did he help


An_Ant2710

From Cheers?


No7Tony

Of course! Love that Hulu has it, I wasn’t able to binge watch back in the day!


An_Ant2710

I know about it because Peter had one line about in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 lol


No7Tony

Haha that’s funny because Idk what you’re talking about, but in light of the show I will say.. Cheers!


astrovixen

He looks like Elijah Wood here, and almost as youthful too. He has a great cheeky smile :d


theassman_

Wtf does he look 35 there? Not doubting op just interesting.


No7Tony

No Kidding I just looked it up he’s damn 60 years old! Looks good


runs-with-scissors-2

He's shorter than I realized.


jermcnama

Just over 5’8


ktripler

My miiiind


Ravaged_Butthole

A lot of male actors are actually shorter than you imagine because it’s easier to do shots with female actresses... or so I’ve been told.


syllableddot

That fiddle leaf fig hurts.


bec-cat

I was about to comment this. Poor thing.


syllableddot

Those bitches are NEVER happy, ma'am.


bec-cat

I've had mine for just shy of a year and somehow managed to only lose 2 bottom leaves. Though I probably just jinxed myself.


Southern_Recording_7

Live it! Have a similar one - in 2006 Neil Patrick Harris and his now-husband helped us move out of our place on the UWS - such good NYC stories!


MaybeYesNoPerhaps

So they are moving out with a cargo van? That giant house plant must take up about 10% of the space in the van. Some people REALLY love their plants.


NateMayhem

It’s the city, the apartment probably isn’t much bigger than the van.


bleedingfingaz

This “2 bedroom” my girlfriend and I live in is great...using the second bedroom as a living room. The actual “living room” is about big enough to be a dining room, but with a couch would be tiny. The last jerkoffs who lived here paid $1600/month EACH to rent a room. We’re paying less than $1800 for the whole shebang with a 2 year lease. COVID has had at least one positive effect on NYC, and that is the housing market is run by renters right now. Landlords can’t charge rent any higher than it was 10 years ago right now, often even less.


Eli1026

2 bed 2 bath "luxury" apartments in Weston,WI going for $1235 per month. They are pretty nice and modern. But for the are we live in I don't understand how people afford a house payment.


billytheid

Just wait until they can’t fill commercial real estate because everyone keeps working from home in perpetuity.


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If I spent a long time raising a sproutling, I’d love to see it grow and prosper.


krystatinyytott

I love him sooooo much!!! 🥰


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TIL Woody Harrelson wears a purse


500SL

10 bucks says it’s made out of hemp.


ViveeKholin

Hey now...that's a man bag.


Patient_Bandicoot

It’s a satchel and there are skittles in there


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i have one and they are very practical.


Malteser23

A MURSE!


nhergen

It's European!


ypriscilla

Or a murse.


No7Tony

It’s.. A... SATCHEL !


uneducatedsociety

He looks a lot smaller in person. How tall is he?


Upallnight_13

5’ 10” but his dick is 2 foot. So really he is 7’ 10”


NlightenedSelfIntrst

In flip flops no less.


ThatCaptainTripz

To be fair he is a legend of a human being and has been known to love a plant or two 🤣


AnxiousInternetUser

The original poster on twitter mentioned that he told her to water her plants more lmao


gibbs221

To be faaaaaaaaaaaair


germanmojo

Tooooo Beeeee Faaaaiiiiirrrrrr


hugatree0643

Vindicated! Lol I loved him in EdTv.


actualpolicevideo

He used to hang out at the bar down the street from my house when I was a kid and everybody adored him. It’s a small town and people there are pretty harsh and unwelcoming, so he must be a real-deal good person.


iknowyouarewatching

That smile on his face is a smile of happiness that you finally moved out.


captainstevehiller

From the girls Twitter: I was moving my bike into the U-haul and he came out of a nearby store to ask if I knew where the closest citibike station was. Then we chatted for a while and he offered to help us! We said no but he insisted and was so kind.


nhergen

Smelled the moving doobies and came outta the woodwork


Hashtag2Blessed

Your jade plant needs watered


panda_nectar

And the fiddle is sad


EnforcerMemz

Can't wait to see him play Carnage. Always had a good feeling with this guy. So happy.


terminalxposure

Did someone ask him about Rampart though?


Beanchilla

This is how I know I'm part of the ten year club.


SleepWouldBeNice

Nah. He just slept with her.


SnooStrawberries9414

Woody just thinks he if continues to pick up plants, one of them will eventually be a marijuana plant. He will then just continue walking down the street.


WaltMorpling

I can see him like inspecting it close, asking himself "is this weed? ...Nope. Oh well".


Babybleu42

TIL Woody Harrelson is 5’ tall


FunBrians

But he’s nearly 6 feet tall at 5’ 10”


Babybleu42

Then that lady is 6’0”


FunBrians

.... ok


Chubby_Comic

I hope you gave that man a Twinkie!


PMMEYourTatasGirl

For anyone who wasn't there and is confused about people talking about the AMA, [it was pretty bad](https://reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/)


AghastTheEmperor

It must be tiring always having people snapping pictures of you. Kind of ruins the moment IMO.


rosickness12

I imagine you get used to it as a celebrity. The alternative is to get irritated by it.


tochsendorf

Galaxia? Is that you???


cast26

Hebrew Melvin is in love...I can't stop love.


yosha_no_2

“Who you calling a psycho?!”


WarriorAlways

What happened to, "Love you Woody"? Followed by, "Thank you, Woody!"


Bro-Dizzle

I’ve loved woody since white men can’t jump, but my love for him has grown over the years. Him and mcconaughy in true detective was some of his best work. Also loved him in out of the furnace


Bdude92

Cheers to that!


dragon1n68

Man, he’s really desperate for work these days.


minastefan

Like recently?? Because neither are wearing a mask


LeftyBigGuns

I wonder if he still [blames 5G ](https://www.gq.com/story/coronavirus-5g-conspiracy-theory-explained/amp)for the coronavirus outbreak?


Twinkle_86

Sorry, but the look on his face says “can’t i do one thing without a damn picture?”


lolo-2020

No masks? Is this the norm in other parts of the world? We are double masking in Canada. K, not quite double masking but you know what I mean.


ScharlieScheen

Whatever happened to wearing masks and standing apart?


Florida2000

No one will ever believe you..... hey wait let's take a photo.....


DcFla

Woody Harrelson is listed as 5’10” btw. This pic made me curious to look it up. She is just tall for a female.


stalepopcorn999

Love woody!!


Unfair_Train_2314

That’s so awesome , I would love to meet him , I have never seen a movie with him in it I didn’t like, been on a kick of watching now you see me 1 & 2. Great movies !


merc10000

Woody is awesome 😎


fearless_obesity

I'm beyond jealous


ChaosTh3ories

Great actor and person


youngcatlady1999

The only Woodys I know are Woody Harrelson and Woody Allen. Sometimes I’ll see someone talk about the bad things Woody Allen did and I’d think,”noooooo I thought he was a good person!” Then a minute later I’m like,”oh wait, I’m thinking of Woody Harrelson”.


N1X0N1228

Just you wait till he becomes Carnage. Then he'll commit the ultimate act of villainy by undoing all your hard work./s


Volldy

I thought some guy with an oxygen tank killed him in 2007?


Grand_Introduction_4

Is that an Avocado tree?


Raskel_61

Dammit, why wasn't he in Ottawa a couple of days ago? Could have used his help.


Nova997

Hmm i always thought he'd be taller


Then_Investigator_17

Wow he's short no wonder he has a had time dunking a basketball


scaredycat_z

So he couldn’t wait to get rid and of you?!? /s He seems really cool!


umbrosakitten

Plot twist: Woody was her landlord.


CerseiLemon

Woody better treat that Fiddle leaf with care!


Vegnagunxxx

That's the only way to remove the spy cams while you are there


wowza100

Tell him Sam looking for him back in Boston at the bar.


shootout_fan

He is a legend. Made me laugh my ass off in Seven Psychopaths. I fucking lost it during the “You still only lost 2 friends” part


Came4gooStayd4Ahnuce

That’s Carnage! Watch out...


medkep1

3, 2, 1 and SLEEP


barca14h

That is fucking awesome


PickleRick2017

Man times really are tough!


TechinBellevue

Bet that was expensive ; ) Honestly, how cool is that?


MAK3AWiiSH

Why does he look like a 6 year old child?


strawberryfields318

Woody - certified nice guy


madewitrealorganmeat

Okay but that fiddle looks like it’s got some root rot going on with that leaf damage. Less water, more sun. I have a large fiddle and I let the soil almost completely dry out before I give it an entire gallon of water.


sith10rd94

Wonder if all the 5G made Woody nicer.


JustOverHereLiving

Woody Harrelson is the next Bill Murray, only Bill is still alive.


carelessBTW

am i the only one that kinda sees photoshop?


kuromiii

Still blows my mind his father was a hitman and killed people


ParcelPosted

He came from humble beginnings, Dad was a murderer.


Fkingcherokee

Woody Harrelson seems to be aging slightly backwards? The older he gets the more he looks like a kid out to play.


gofish2020

Woody thought he was getting a pot plant for helping out, but it turned out to be a potted plant


justkiddn1

But is he cooler than Keanu?


snoggingwithlavender

I love his bag. He carries that off so well. Also liked him as Nimitz in Midway.


Mentalcasemama

I’ve read in several places that he’s 5’10


Jaych1990

I thought he was a rather big dude. Seems normal sized.


Rghardison

Who supplied the weed?


rogerthatonce

Any Twinkies?..... No, just Snoballs...


lightwithinnature

Nice plant!


Nimtastic

Wow, in those shoes!