Love you, NYC
By - DCBukI
Woody is an amazingly personable and regular dude. I invited him out to a bar with my friends one night. He took us up on it and we shut the bar down.
He used to vacation in my home town and was notorious for being the one celebrity that everybody liked.
edit: I should clarify that it’s a resort town popular with famous ppl
Aspen? The Hamptons? Who The hell are you people?
I think they live on the space moon like those fancy city folks.
You’re from Zeus Goose too??
lol it’s a niche local reference bc I’m (clumsily) trying not to put out personal info
It’s really awesome he turned out like that with his dad being who he is. For context Charles Harrelson was an assassin who successfully killed John H. Wood Jr., the first federal judge to be killed in the 20th century. Not to downplay the severity, but I always see that as a really cool backstory for Woody and seeing who he’s become today.
Lots of weed can help break dark family cycles.
Idk if that has anything to do with it good or bad, he did quit a few years back so that’s a thing
Yep Bradenton FL when he was filming Palmetto with Elisabeth Shue (she had no interest in coming along.)
Always found him a bit quirky. Nice to hear that he’s fun too!
Wow where in Bradenton?
thats rad, what a solid dude.
> Woody is an amazingly personable and regular dude
...with a big ass dick
I'm just here to talk about rampart.
It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
What’s an ass dick?
Bend over and I'll show you.
How do you know his size? Just curious......
High school party.
High school party. Nice. That reminds me. One time during a high school party the football quarter back pulled out his D*** with a full hard on and I stood on it like a diving board and drove into the pool. Damn I miss those times.
Stop sayin odd shit
Must be the secret to him not aging
That's so rude!! He shut the bar down? How could he kick everyone out like that. ^(/s)
Shut down as in we stayed through close.
I really like how he has played some of the most vile despicable characters and isn’t actually like any of that.
Based on his AMA, he's kind of a tool.
He wasn't being rude or anything in that thread but it was clear nobody explained the point of an AMA to him.
"Ask me anything". It's a thing that (mostly celebrities and people with interesting jobs) do on /r/Iama.
Woody Harrelson did one where he kept ignoring people's questions to only want to talk about his most recent project (a forgettable movie called "Rampart"), and some people pointed out in-person experiences they had had where he came off as a jerk. He is the face of /r/AMADisasters as a result.
Thanks for clarifying. I also had no idea what Rampart was.
most of these noobs don't know about that
And they're mad to hear it, judging by the votes I've received so far.
He should do an AMA.
I agree. I have so many questions about Rampart that I need answered.
This was my first thought!
Did you pay him in twinkies?
I mean, they do have an expiration
All I had were snow balls. He got really mad.
He also pinched an eighth off her sack when she wasn't looking! The bastard.
Did he tell you about Rampart?
Woody: "Sure I'll help you move but I can only spare 15 minutes, did I mention Rampart???"
Notice she didn’t let him move her computer. He definitely would have been talking about the RAM Parts.
Banksy tagged the wheelchair access at my apartment, now thats what you call Ramp Art
If you want to feel old, that thread was 9 years ago.
This right here is the comment that made me realize I have been on Reddit far too long, and quit the internet for today. Good night and thanks for the nudge.
That's Reddit for you, just running a meme into the ground for internet points.
He was just trying to be a good dude trying to drum up publicity for a movie nobody wanted to see.
Wasn't he the one who went to a prom or something?
I love it when celebrities show they are kind people and willing to help. I've met a few who are regular folk when not doing their job of acting.
I worked catering for a theater and saw/met a bunch of celebrities. Courtney Love and Kenny Chesney were so friendly around everyone. Very genuine people imo.
I once saw Paul Giamatti pick up after his dog. I also saw Gabriel Byrne give up his taxi for an old lady.
Curious what you expected to see in each scenario now to be honest.
Obviously expected Paul Giamatti pick up the old lady trying to get a taxi.
Well in India you wouldn't see film celebs taking a cab tbh. They would all be chauffeured in private cars. Also a lot of them have their own security people (a status symbol here) who wouldn't let you get near the celebrity, except in very controlled situations.
Well, a lot of actors know what it’s like to live paycheque to paycheque.
you mean correctly?
Paycheck = American English
Paycheque = British/Canadian English
no, one is correct, one is a dialect.
The language is English, the dialect is American English. How is that defensive?
Charles Harrelson (dad): convicted murderer, Woody Harrelson (son): helps people move
mf wasn’t just a murderer, more of a fully fledged hitman
I’ve been reading all the “his dad was a hit man” comments as “Carleton Heston.” I was really confused.
Damn he looks good. Nice to see. (Looked it up. He’s like 60!)
Damn I must be old, woody is a young bartender for life for me. Nobody could replace coach but damn did he help
Of course! Love that Hulu has it, I wasn’t able to binge watch back in the day!
I know about it because Peter had one line about in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 lol
Haha that’s funny because Idk what you’re talking about, but in light of the show I will say.. Cheers!
He looks like Elijah Wood here, and almost as youthful too. He has a great cheeky smile :d
Wtf does he look 35 there? Not doubting op just interesting.
No Kidding I just looked it up he’s damn 60 years old! Looks good
He's shorter than I realized.
Just over 5’8
A lot of male actors are actually shorter than you imagine because it’s easier to do shots with female actresses... or so I’ve been told.
That fiddle leaf fig hurts.
I was about to comment this. Poor thing.
Those bitches are NEVER happy, ma'am.
I've had mine for just shy of a year and somehow managed to only lose 2 bottom leaves. Though I probably just jinxed myself.
Live it! Have a similar one - in 2006 Neil Patrick Harris and his now-husband helped us move out of our place on the UWS - such good NYC stories!
So they are moving out with a cargo van? That giant house plant must take up about 10% of the space in the van.
Some people REALLY love their plants.
It’s the city, the apartment probably isn’t much bigger than the van.
This “2 bedroom” my girlfriend and I live in is great...using the second bedroom as a living room. The actual “living room” is about big enough to be a dining room, but with a couch would be tiny. The last jerkoffs who lived here paid $1600/month EACH to rent a room. We’re paying less than $1800 for the whole shebang with a 2 year lease. COVID has had at least one positive effect on NYC, and that is the housing market is run by renters right now. Landlords can’t charge rent any higher than it was 10 years ago right now, often even less.
2 bed 2 bath "luxury" apartments in Weston,WI going for $1235 per month. They are pretty nice and modern. But for the are we live in I don't understand how people afford a house payment.
Just wait until they can’t fill commercial real estate because everyone keeps working from home in perpetuity.
If I spent a long time raising a sproutling, I’d love to see it grow and prosper.
I love him sooooo much!!! 🥰
TIL Woody Harrelson wears a purse
10 bucks says it’s made out of hemp.
Hey now...that's a man bag.
It’s a satchel and there are skittles in there
i have one and they are very practical.
Or a murse.
It’s.. A... SATCHEL !
He looks a lot smaller in person. How tall is he?
5’ 10” but his dick is 2 foot. So really he is 7’ 10”
In flip flops no less.
To be fair he is a legend of a human being and has been known to love a plant or two 🤣
The original poster on twitter mentioned that he told her to water her plants more lmao
To be faaaaaaaaaaaair
Tooooo Beeeee Faaaaiiiiirrrrrr
Vindicated! Lol I loved him in EdTv.
He used to hang out at the bar down the street from my house when I was a kid and everybody adored him. It’s a small town and people there are pretty harsh and unwelcoming, so he must be a real-deal good person.
That smile on his face is a smile of happiness that you finally moved out.
From the girls Twitter: I was moving my bike into the U-haul and he came out of a nearby store to ask if I knew where the closest citibike station was. Then we chatted for a while and he offered to help us! We said no but he insisted and was so kind.
Smelled the moving doobies and came outta the woodwork
Your jade plant needs watered
And the fiddle is sad
Can't wait to see him play Carnage. Always had a good feeling with this guy. So happy.
Did someone ask him about Rampart though?
This is how I know I'm part of the ten year club.
Nah. He just slept with her.
Woody just thinks he if continues to pick up plants, one of them will eventually be a marijuana plant. He will then just continue walking down the street.
I can see him like inspecting it close, asking himself "is this weed? ...Nope. Oh well".
TIL Woody Harrelson is 5’ tall
But he’s nearly 6 feet tall at 5’ 10”
Then that lady is 6’0”
I hope you gave that man a Twinkie!
For anyone who wasn't there and is confused about people talking about the AMA, [it was pretty bad](https://reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/)
It must be tiring always having people snapping pictures of you. Kind of ruins the moment IMO.
I imagine you get used to it as a celebrity. The alternative is to get irritated by it.
Galaxia? Is that you???
Hebrew Melvin is in love...I can't stop love.
“Who you calling a psycho?!”
What happened to, "Love you Woody"? Followed by, "Thank you, Woody!"
I’ve loved woody since white men can’t jump, but my love for him has grown over the years. Him and mcconaughy in true detective was some of his best work. Also loved him in out of the furnace
Cheers to that!
Man, he’s really desperate for work these days.
Like recently?? Because neither are wearing a mask
I wonder if he still [blames 5G ](https://www.gq.com/story/coronavirus-5g-conspiracy-theory-explained/amp)for the coronavirus outbreak?
Sorry, but the look on his face says “can’t i do one thing without a damn picture?”
No masks? Is this the norm in other parts of the world? We are double masking in Canada. K, not quite double masking but you know what I mean.
Whatever happened to wearing masks and standing apart?
No one will ever believe you..... hey wait let's take a photo.....
Woody Harrelson is listed as 5’10” btw. This pic made me curious to look it up. She is just tall for a female.
That’s so awesome , I would love to meet him , I have never seen a movie with him in it I didn’t like, been on a kick of watching now you see me 1 & 2. Great movies !
Woody is awesome 😎
I'm beyond jealous
Great actor and person
The only Woodys I know are Woody Harrelson and Woody Allen. Sometimes I’ll see someone talk about the bad things Woody Allen did and I’d think,”noooooo I thought he was a good person!” Then a minute later I’m like,”oh wait, I’m thinking of Woody Harrelson”.
Just you wait till he becomes Carnage. Then he'll commit the ultimate act of villainy by undoing all your hard work./s
I thought some guy with an oxygen tank killed him in 2007?
Is that an Avocado tree?
Dammit, why wasn't he in Ottawa a couple of days ago? Could have used his help.
Hmm i always thought he'd be taller
Wow he's short no wonder he has a had time dunking a basketball
So he couldn’t wait to get rid and of you?!?
He seems really cool!
Plot twist: Woody was her landlord.
Woody better treat that Fiddle leaf with care!
That's the only way to remove the spy cams while you are there
Tell him Sam looking for him back in Boston at the bar.
He is a legend. Made me laugh my ass off in Seven Psychopaths. I fucking lost it during the “You still only lost 2 friends” part
That’s Carnage! Watch out...
3, 2, 1 and SLEEP
That is fucking awesome
Man times really are tough!
Bet that was expensive ; )
Honestly, how cool is that?
Why does he look like a 6 year old child?
Woody - certified nice guy
Okay but that fiddle looks like it’s got some root rot going on with that leaf damage. Less water, more sun. I have a large fiddle and I let the soil almost completely dry out before I give it an entire gallon of water.
Wonder if all the 5G made Woody nicer.
Woody Harrelson is the next Bill Murray, only Bill is still alive.
am i the only one that kinda sees photoshop?
Still blows my mind his father was a hitman and killed people
He came from humble beginnings, Dad was a murderer.
Woody Harrelson seems to be aging slightly backwards? The older he gets the more he looks like a kid out to play.
Woody thought he was getting a pot plant for helping out, but it turned out to be a potted plant
But is he cooler than Keanu?
I love his bag. He carries that off so well. Also liked him as Nimitz in Midway.
I’ve read in several places that he’s 5’10
I thought he was a rather big dude. Seems normal sized.
Who supplied the weed?
No, just Snoballs...
Wow, in those shoes!