To all the people who shoot fireworks in the middle of the night in june, wtf are you celebrating?
By - annoyedperson420X
People in my neighborhood do it to hid the gunshots
Damn that's [scary](https://youtu.be/d0tGBCCE0lc)
I should have known
What was that
A rickroll link
Waking people up who voted for the HOA.
can i join you?
Just gotta light off fireworks, easy
I believe it's a non-fixed holiday known all "All Asshole's Eve".
I swear to fuck if the neighbor kids do this one more time
“That’s it, I’m getting the water gun!”
Being an idiot is my guess!
Being drunk and having fireworks at the same time
Annoying other people
Thank you. I'm not a fan of fireworks, and they are illegal here but it's not some big asshole mystery. It's graduation parties.
They're celebrating scaring the tits off of people that have PTSD and people's pets. If you do this, fuck you.
triggering veterans with PTSD and anxious dogs
I don't care if its the middle of the night cuz I sleep like I'm dead. But I wonder wtf do people set off fireworks during the day? You don't get to see the colors in bright sunlight so it seems likr a damn waste of money to me.
Wooo! We just bought the cheapest beer and the cheapest fireworks! So what if it’s Tuesday night! We don have jobs. Wooooo!
Today is the Philippines Independence Day! 🇵🇭 Fireworks and lights up in the sky, a little reminder of what we've been through 🎆
My nans bday
Firework stand being open.
I am celebrating that I bought some fireworks.
I have neighbors who do it every night for the 2 weeks surrounding the 4th. We get one night of peace. What is it? The 4th. Oh, and these aren't your cheapy dollar store fireworks either, they're big professional firework show fireworks. And it's right outside my window.
People in my old neighborhood used them as a signal when dealing drugs
Why would they want to draw more attention to themselves as they’re dealing drugs? So….”we’re hiding, quick send up a flare!”
"OKAY! I'M SNEAKING NOW! TIME TO TURN ON THE STROBE LIGHTS AND SIREN!"
So then when someone goes to confront them or, even better, calls the cops for noise disturbance they get caught dealing drugs?
Youd think so but this went on for months
I'd like to imagine it's the addicts howling then, and not the dogs
My family does it pretty much every year ,and we also have a bonfire, on the long weekend for the Queens birthday.
It’s a long weekend here this weekend (for queenie) and i remember there used to be fireworks and bonfires all the time on this weekend as a kid (because it’s so cold at this time of year), but it’s not done now because lots of people would lose fingers and eyes and stuff because of unsafe fireworks practices, the occasional person would also die. So June for me always reminds me of fireworks.
Which queen born in June are you referring to?
Queen Elizabeth's Official Birthday -
Until 1936, it was held on the actual birthday of the monarch, but, after King George V died, it was decided to keep the date on the second Monday in June. This has more evenly spaced out public holidays throughout the year.
I don’t of any queen born in June but, it’s just a day that is the holiday for the queens birthday(it isn’t for a specific queen).
[Queens Birthday. an official holiday.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Official_Birthday) I live in Canada and call it Victoria Day. The may 24.
Marking the 77th anniversary of D-day!
My birthday, for which my gf gifted me $50 worth of fireworks, so imma light em
Happy birthday jimmy!
It was about 10 days ago, but thank you so much!
They aren't celebrating. They are trying to set the world on fire. They know about the drought and they really miss all the smoke and ash in the air from last year. They are actually aliens that hate fresh air and require carbon. Don't let them know that you know, that would end... unpleasant.
edit to add: the ones downvoting this are aliens! Gottem!!
I don't know where you live, but where I am the drought's so bad that it thunderstormed all last night and I could barely see past my hood for the fog/mist. Not setting much on fire around here.
Im from the USA, and here's the current drought map. Anyone doing fireworks in the Western half needs to get a bottle rocket up their butt.
Fair enough. I live in northern Michigan, so it's not exactly been dry lately.
I was mostly being sarcastic in the first place, but honestly hadn't heard anything really about a drought.
Well, that actually clears you of suspicion. All the aliens knew about the drought, so if you didn't know, you can't be an alien. At least, not of that invading fleet.
It doesn't clear me of the possibility of being a sleeper agent though.
Which is genuinely kind of a weird thing to consider... what if I'm an alien and don't even know it?
I swear their celebrating everytime someone breathes. And fireworks are illegal here, shouldn't the police be doing something
i dunno, pride month or something? 🤷
Come on OP I can’t believe you have to ask, I thought everyone knew. They’re letting the local community know they’re a massive ball bag.
The fact that I have fireworks is cause enough for celebration.
Do you live in la?
la? Try n.y.. mfers were shooting off fireworks for months on end during the shutdown. 1a.m., 2a.m.? Every. Damn. Night.
That was la too during the beginning of lockdown and continuing months after 4th of July. I’ve lived here for so long I thought this was just an la thing. I don’t get it either.
Edit: I hear fireworks as I type this
I've been hearing fireworks for at least a week now. I feel your pain, my friend.
Its because the areas it happens in doesnt have HOA bugging everyone.
4th June is Eton College's founder's day celebrations: they usually have fireworks
they are celebrating bad parenting.
The arrival of july
My neighbors shoot fireworks every night all summer long. Then on the 4th the entire street is covered with their firework trash that they so nicely leave for other people to clean up.
Their drunk state
In Australia we have a long weekend in June for the queen’s birthday and we used to let off fireworks that weekend until the politicians banned it.
I'm assuming they're just thrilled that it's fireworks season.
Being a asshole...Quit scaring my cats...Thank you
Police dispatchers especially love getting all the calls from people swearing it's gunshots.
That we got fireworks!
This Monday is Dragon Boat Festival. That usually brings out folks with fireworks.
I wasn’t celebrating anything. I just wanted to see how big of an explosion I could make
Because I like fireworks, If you don’t want to hear people doing stuff don’t live in a fucking city
The joys of noise.
They're celebrating the fact that fireworks stores have opened for business.
Do illegal shit at night sneaky af bruh
Somebody got laid
Flag Day mathafakka!
What’s the United States of American got to do with this?