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To all the people who shoot fireworks in the middle of the night in june, wtf are you celebrating?

To all the people who shoot fireworks in the middle of the night in june, wtf are you celebrating?

FireDfur27

People in my neighborhood do it to hid the gunshots


tsuchisaka

Damn that's [scary](https://youtu.be/d0tGBCCE0lc)


Henshimo77

Wtf man


Henshimo77

I should have known


Shimanu

What was that


Henshimo77

A rickroll link


tripler1983

Waking people up who voted for the HOA.


Skypzz11

can i join you?


rancidperiodblood

Just gotta light off fireworks, easy


stryph42

I believe it's a non-fixed holiday known all "All Asshole's Eve".


burymewithbooks

I swear to fuck if the neighbor kids do this one more time


iSutoraikou

“That’s it, I’m getting the water gun!”


Danivelle

Being an idiot is my guess!


Guinness2702

Being drunk and having fireworks at the same time


J33P88

🤣🤣🤣this


Cheetahlizard

Annoying other people


albertagenuinedraft

Graduation


[deleted]

Thank you. I'm not a fan of fireworks, and they are illegal here but it's not some big asshole mystery. It's graduation parties.


[deleted]

They're celebrating scaring the tits off of people that have PTSD and people's pets. If you do this, fuck you.


throwawayfjabfhw

triggering veterans with PTSD and anxious dogs


SouthPaw7896

I don't care if its the middle of the night cuz I sleep like I'm dead. But I wonder wtf do people set off fireworks during the day? You don't get to see the colors in bright sunlight so it seems likr a damn waste of money to me.


HorshoesandHanjobs

Wooo! We just bought the cheapest beer and the cheapest fireworks! So what if it’s Tuesday night! We don have jobs. Wooooo!


Ginlist

Today is the Philippines Independence Day! 🇵🇭 Fireworks and lights up in the sky, a little reminder of what we've been through 🎆


XaviersCornerShop

My nans bday


Frozzenpeass

Firework stand being open.


GreatJanitor

I am celebrating that I bought some fireworks.


An0nymousRedd1tor

I have neighbors who do it every night for the 2 weeks surrounding the 4th. We get one night of peace. What is it? The 4th. Oh, and these aren't your cheapy dollar store fireworks either, they're big professional firework show fireworks. And it's right outside my window.


MCpeePants1992

People in my old neighborhood used them as a signal when dealing drugs


jlswizzle

Why would they want to draw more attention to themselves as they’re dealing drugs? So….”we’re hiding, quick send up a flare!”


stryph42

"OKAY! I'M SNEAKING NOW! TIME TO TURN ON THE STROBE LIGHTS AND SIREN!"


Adele127

So then when someone goes to confront them or, even better, calls the cops for noise disturbance they get caught dealing drugs?


MCpeePants1992

Youd think so but this went on for months


cara27hhh

I'd like to imagine it's the addicts howling then, and not the dogs


Bombusan

My family does it pretty much every year ,and we also have a bonfire, on the long weekend for the Queens birthday.


CrazyChildfreeChick

It’s a long weekend here this weekend (for queenie) and i remember there used to be fireworks and bonfires all the time on this weekend as a kid (because it’s so cold at this time of year), but it’s not done now because lots of people would lose fingers and eyes and stuff because of unsafe fireworks practices, the occasional person would also die. So June for me always reminds me of fireworks.


Reptillian97

Which queen born in June are you referring to?


SouthAfricanZombie

Queen Elizabeth's Official Birthday - Until 1936, it was held on the actual birthday of the monarch, but, after King George V died, it was decided to keep the date on the second Monday in June. This has more evenly spaced out public holidays throughout the year.


Bombusan

I don’t of any queen born in June but, it’s just a day that is the holiday for the queens birthday(it isn’t for a specific queen).


SouthAfricanZombie

Queen Elizabeth's Official Birthday - Until 1936, it was held on the actual birthday of the monarch, but, after King George V died, it was decided to keep the date on the second Monday in June. This has more evenly spaced out public holidays throughout the year.


HorshoesandHanjobs

[Queens Birthday. an official holiday.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Official_Birthday) I live in Canada and call it Victoria Day. The may 24.


phoenixricky

Marking the 77th anniversary of D-day!


JimmyCheezSneez

My birthday, for which my gf gifted me $50 worth of fireworks, so imma light em


[deleted]

Happy birthday jimmy!


JimmyCheezSneez

It was about 10 days ago, but thank you so much!


indigowulf

They aren't celebrating. They are trying to set the world on fire. They know about the drought and they really miss all the smoke and ash in the air from last year. They are actually aliens that hate fresh air and require carbon. Don't let them know that you know, that would end... unpleasant. edit to add: the ones downvoting this are aliens! Gottem!!


stryph42

I don't know where you live, but where I am the drought's so bad that it thunderstormed all last night and I could barely see past my hood for the fog/mist. Not setting much on fire around here.


indigowulf

Im from the USA, and here's the current drought map. Anyone doing fireworks in the Western half needs to get a bottle rocket up their butt. [drought map](https://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/)


stryph42

Fair enough. I live in northern Michigan, so it's not exactly been dry lately. I was mostly being sarcastic in the first place, but honestly hadn't heard anything really about a drought.


indigowulf

Well, that actually clears you of suspicion. All the aliens knew about the drought, so if you didn't know, you can't be an alien. At least, not of that invading fleet.


stryph42

It doesn't clear me of the possibility of being a sleeper agent though. Which is genuinely kind of a weird thing to consider... what if I'm an alien and don't even know it?


Virgilikesapples666

I swear their celebrating everytime someone breathes. And fireworks are illegal here, shouldn't the police be doing something


guideofdumb101

i dunno, pride month or something? 🤷


xReyjinx

Come on OP I can’t believe you have to ask, I thought everyone knew. They’re letting the local community know they’re a massive ball bag.


Mihicular

The fact that I have fireworks is cause enough for celebration.


annie332

Do you live in la?


HoSang66er

la? Try n.y.. mfers were shooting off fireworks for months on end during the shutdown. 1a.m., 2a.m.? Every. Damn. Night.


annie332

That was la too during the beginning of lockdown and continuing months after 4th of July. I’ve lived here for so long I thought this was just an la thing. I don’t get it either. Edit: I hear fireworks as I type this


HoSang66er

I've been hearing fireworks for at least a week now. I feel your pain, my friend.


CookieCrumbl

Its because the areas it happens in doesnt have HOA bugging everyone.


northlakes20

4th June is Eton College's founder's day celebrations: they usually have fireworks


graeuk

they are celebrating bad parenting.


Afrosisco

The arrival of july


LevisTemptation

Gemini birthdays


InvalidIceberg

My neighbors shoot fireworks every night all summer long. Then on the 4th the entire street is covered with their firework trash that they so nicely leave for other people to clean up.


iSutoraikou

Their drunk state


Bellemorte8

In Australia we have a long weekend in June for the queen’s birthday and we used to let off fireworks that weekend until the politicians banned it.


MamaBalrog

I'm assuming they're just thrilled that it's fireworks season.


Traditional-Skill149

Being a asshole...Quit scaring my cats...Thank you


Kollin66182

Police dispatchers especially love getting all the calls from people swearing it's gunshots.


muskratboy

That we got fireworks!


Ok-Insurance2319

Graduations


Endarial

This Monday is Dragon Boat Festival. That usually brings out folks with fireworks.


RagingOakTree

I wasn’t celebrating anything. I just wanted to see how big of an explosion I could make


rancidperiodblood

Because I like fireworks, If you don’t want to hear people doing stuff don’t live in a fucking city


prophylaxitive

The joys of noise.


RP_Fan

They're celebrating the fact that fireworks stores have opened for business.


Lambowagon

LIFE


qwertash1

Do illegal shit at night sneaky af bruh


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upsize_popiah

Somebody got laid


Straight_Flarn

Flag Day mathafakka!


Cwazy_Potato_Stix

Freedom!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲


EX216

What’s the United States of American got to do with this?